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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3855945 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2960 on: September 16, 2016, 12:07:31 PM »
Even if IL votes count they don't count.
They count double!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2961 on: September 16, 2016, 12:13:31 PM »
They count double!
My point was that if it reaches a point where IL is a real contest it is already a landslide.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2962 on: September 16, 2016, 12:19:34 PM »
You gave Nevada, New Hampshire, and North Carolina (25 votes) to Trump, despite the fact that Clinton is still currently leading in those states. That explains why I came out with 293-245 Clinton.

We are seeing Trump gaining ground though, yesterday we saw a 19 vote swing in favor of Trump.
Well that is not exactly accurate. In NV he is ahead in every poll taken in September. In NC and NH its 50/50 with some polls showing Trump having the lead and some show Clinton. In any case, that gives Trump a 50 percent chance of winning those states. Or even more than 50 percent considering the enthusiasm in the Trump camp. Hence my map and concern.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2963 on: September 16, 2016, 12:26:03 PM »
Well that is not exactly accurate. In NV he is ahead in every poll taken in September. In NC and NH its 50/50 with some polls showing Trump having the lead and some show Clinton. In any case, that gives Trump a 50 percent chance of winning those states. Or even more than 50 percent considering the enthusiasm in the Trump camp. Hence my map and concern.

See my reply above, you gave all the 50/50 states to Trump.
That makes it a prediction (nothing wrong with that).
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2964 on: September 16, 2016, 01:08:21 PM »
They count double!
Didn't know it was entire state of IL, but Chicago is definitely autonomous counting.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2965 on: September 16, 2016, 01:31:13 PM »
Well that is not exactly accurate. In NV he is ahead in every poll taken in September. In NC and NH its 50/50 with some polls showing Trump having the lead and some show Clinton. In any case, that gives Trump a 50 percent chance of winning those states. Or even more than 50 percent considering the enthusiasm in the Trump camp. Hence my map and concern.

I just saw that 538 (Now-cast) has every state the same as you besides NH (and part of Maine).
So it is a lot closer right now than I thought. 275-263
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2966 on: September 16, 2016, 02:38:57 PM »
From Drudge:
TRUMP TROLLS MEDIA
LOL
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2967 on: September 16, 2016, 02:53:49 PM »
From Drudge:
TRUMP TROLLS MEDIA
LOL

Hilarious. At what stage does it move from trolling the media to trolling you?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2968 on: September 16, 2016, 03:03:55 PM »
Hilarious. At what stage does it move from trolling the media to trolling you?

Let's not make this personal.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2969 on: September 16, 2016, 05:19:05 PM »
Interesting interview on Bloomberg today with Alan Dershowitz about his latest book "Electile Dysfunction: A Guide for Unaroused Voters"
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2970 on: September 16, 2016, 05:50:21 PM »
Interesting interview on Bloomberg today with Alan Dershowitz about his latest book "Electile Dysfunction: A Guide for Unaroused Voters"
saw him on w/ Megan kelly few days ago. Strange conversation it was...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2971 on: September 16, 2016, 05:54:06 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2972 on: September 17, 2016, 11:07:15 PM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2975 on: September 18, 2016, 10:47:09 AM »
Where the video of the actual event?


The guy is quacked. There are people there behind her on either side of the flag which is what you see on the cell phones and who she is waving to.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2976 on: September 18, 2016, 10:47:15 AM »
Where the video of the actual event?
Original: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ7PJpQ7cRA&t=26m55s
At 26:55

It's not staged. What you are seeing is telephoto compression in action.
Google it.

The cell phones are wide angle lenses and the people closer to the camera then they are to Hillary, so the scene in the cell phones is that of the entire stage (you can see the 6 flags of the stage in the cell phone cameras).
Hillary would only take up a tiny bit of their screen.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2977 on: September 18, 2016, 11:24:02 AM »
LOL. These are the same guys who think Sandy Hook was staged.

The only conspiracy I believe, is that Michelle Obama is a male  ;D

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2979 on: September 18, 2016, 12:07:20 PM »
Poll analysis by aygart:

Until a few days ago the entire tightening of the race had been due to a rise in Trump's numbers while Hillary had been staying steady. We are now seeing HRC's numbers dropping both in the 2 and 4 way race polls. Over the last few days DJT's numbers have dropped a bit as well but with HRC's dropping more the race has tightened further and is now within one percentage point. In the 4 way race some of HRC's support seems to have gone to Johnson and Stein.




What should be more concerning to the Clinto campaign though are the state polls and the current electoral map.

THis is the current RCP no toss-up map.


HRC is still leading with above 270 but this does not tell the whole story

PA still seems to be in the Clinton Camp, but the good news ends there.



There are enough states where recent polls are showing Trump ahead or close to it to be a real concern to HRC. It is important to keep in mind how the national numbers changed drastically ove the last week and a half. Polls from before that time are not really indicative of the current state of the race. With this in mind let us review how safe some states are for Clinton.

The most recent poll in CO has Trump +4. This is the only poll in the state since September. If we flip that it becomes C 284 T 254

The most recent poll in NV has T +1 with the most recent poll prior to that one on Sep 8. If we flip that to Trump it becomes C 278 T 260. Close but not quite there yet.

In NC the most recent poll has a tie but other polls have been in both directions

WI has not had a poll since August. The most recent had C+5 and +3 but if there was similar movement there as there has been in other states it can well be flipped to trump now.

Either one of those would put Trump over 270.

NH is also very close with the most recent poll Sep 8 showig C+2 which can easily have dissolved by now. That in itself would not be enough.



Of course the map can move drastically in either direction between now and election day, but things are definitely looking scary for Clinton now.
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