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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3858363 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29720 on: January 25, 2020, 11:38:06 PM »
Quote from: aygart on January 25, 2020, 11:31:45 PM
If you want to have an honest conversation about something then the way to do it is by quoting him and not just someone upset about it. By your starting the conversation this way it is no shock that you were ignored. You deserve to be.
If you want to be honest start with telling your partner in crime to stop asking the same question I answered 100 times or are you also going to pretend I didn't answer his question?

The pentagon reported there were 34 traumatic brain injury. Do your Google.  >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29721 on: January 25, 2020, 11:42:55 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on January 25, 2020, 11:38:06 PM
If you want to be honest start with telling your partner in crime to stop asking the same question I answered 100 times or are you also going to pretend I didn't answer his question?

The pentagon reported there were 34 traumatic brain injury. Do your Google.  >:(
What do I have to do with him? You may do yourself a favor trying to figure out why he feels you aren't answering his question instead of just repeating what you feel is an answer.

1. This still isn't quoting him. 2. Now is too late.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29722 on: January 25, 2020, 11:45:56 PM »
Quote from: aygart on January 25, 2020, 11:42:55 PM
What do I have to do with him? You may do yourself a favor trying to figure out why he feels you aren't answering his question instead of just repeating what you feel is an answer.
So you feel I didn't answer his question?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29723 on: January 25, 2020, 11:47:24 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on January 25, 2020, 11:45:56 PM
So you feel I didn't answer his question?
Not sure what is with your reading comprehension tonight.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29724 on: January 25, 2020, 11:52:00 PM »
Quote from: aygart on January 25, 2020, 11:47:24 PM
Not sure what is with your reading comprehension tonight.
I ask a simple yes or no question and you come back with an attack.
Did I in your view answer his question?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29725 on: January 25, 2020, 11:58:30 PM »
Let me try and help a little

CV: 2+2=4
whYME: ok, but what are the 2 and +2 here?
CV: I already told you, 2+2=4
whYME: right, but what are the 2 & the +2?
CV: withholding aid/meetings + 2 = impeachment
whYME: now we're getting somewhere, but what's the +2?
CV: I already answered 100 times, get your head out of the sand.

Quote from: aygart on January 25, 2020, 11:47:24 PM
Not sure what is with your reading comprehension tonight.
He understands good and well, I'm taking it as a sign of integrity on his part that he's refusing to answer. :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29726 on: January 26, 2020, 12:02:36 AM »
Quote from: whYME on January 25, 2020, 11:58:30 PM
He understands good and well, I'm taking it as a sign of integrity on his part that he's refusing to answer. :)
If I didn't meet you in person I would have some choice words.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29727 on: January 26, 2020, 12:03:18 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on January 25, 2020, 11:52:00 PM
I ask a simple yes or no question and you come back with an attack.
Did I in your view answer his question?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29728 on: January 26, 2020, 12:18:05 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on January 24, 2020, 12:13:55 PM
We have a scumbag president that calls traumatic brain injuries to our brave soldiers "headaches". Lets see who is going to call this scumbag out!!!

The Pentagon said on Friday that 34 service members had been diagnosed with traumatic brain injury following strikes by Iran on a base in Iraq earlier this month.
Should they receive the Purple Heart?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29729 on: January 26, 2020, 12:32:35 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on January 26, 2020, 12:18:05 AM
Should they receive the Purple Heart?
what do you think?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29730 on: January 26, 2020, 12:33:32 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on January 26, 2020, 12:02:36 AM
If I didn't meet you in person I would have some choice words.
I'll take this as agreement with what I said
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29731 on: January 26, 2020, 12:34:09 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on January 26, 2020, 12:18:05 AM
Should they receive the Purple Heart?
How often does POTUS make that decision?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29732 on: January 26, 2020, 12:40:30 AM »
Quote from: yossig on January 26, 2020, 12:32:35 AM
what do you think?
Quote from: whYME on January 26, 2020, 12:34:09 AM
How often does POTUS make that decision?
Right after you answer the question.
Quote from: CountValentine on January 26, 2020, 12:18:05 AM
Should they receive the Purple Heart?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29733 on: January 26, 2020, 12:48:04 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on January 26, 2020, 12:40:30 AM
Right after you answer the question.
I don't know enough about purple hearts to answer that, but if they got injuries that qualify them for a purple heart then why not?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29734 on: January 26, 2020, 12:50:59 AM »
Quote from: whYME on January 26, 2020, 12:48:04 AM
I don't know enough about purple hearts to answer that, but if they got injuries that qualify them for a purple heart then why not?
You don't know enough about impeachment and that hasn't stopped you.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29735 on: January 26, 2020, 12:52:06 AM »
Quote from: whYME on January 26, 2020, 12:48:04 AM
I don't know enough about purple hearts to answer that, but if they got injuries that qualify them for a purple heart then why not?
Because you don't get a Purple Heart for a headache unless the scumbag lied again.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29736 on: January 26, 2020, 12:54:30 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on January 26, 2020, 12:52:06 AM
Because you don't get a Purple Heart for a headache unless the scumbag lied again.
Quote from: aygart on January 25, 2020, 11:31:45 PM
If you want to have an honest conversation about something then the way to do it is by quoting him and not just someone upset about it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29737 on: January 26, 2020, 12:58:37 AM »
Quote from: whYME on January 26, 2020, 12:54:30 AM

"I heard that they had headaches. And a couple of other things," Trump said Wednesday at a news conference in Davos, Switzerland. "But I would say and I can report it is not very serious."

On par with his comment about our War Hero John McCain!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29738 on: January 26, 2020, 01:02:05 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on January 26, 2020, 12:50:59 AM
You don't know enough about impeachment and that hasn't stopped you.  :P
I knew this was coming when I posted that.

Rich of you to say this when you can't even spell out what the case for impeachment is.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #29739 on: January 26, 2020, 01:04:17 AM »
Quote from: whYME on January 26, 2020, 01:02:05 AM
Rich of you to say this when you can't even spell out what the case for impeachment is.
If you didn't get the first 100 times the next 100 times won't help.
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