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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3856902 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2980 on: September 18, 2016, 12:28:40 PM »

1:14 in.

Hmm. How true is this?
« Last Edit: September 18, 2016, 12:36:17 PM by Zalc »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2981 on: September 18, 2016, 12:33:36 PM »
https://youtu.be/qhBs6xwRyME&t=0m55s 55 seconds in.
Hmm. How true is this?
link not found. can you embed

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2983 on: September 18, 2016, 04:25:25 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/09/18/candidates-who-dont-back-trump-may-not-be-allowed-to-run-again-rnc-chairman-says.html


I actually think that he's got a point. As much as I don't like Trump a word is a word.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2984 on: September 18, 2016, 04:37:04 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/09/18/candidates-who-dont-back-trump-may-not-be-allowed-to-run-again-rnc-chairman-says.html


I actually think that he's got a point. As much as I don't like Trump a word is a word.
And then they'll threaten to run as a 3rd party candidate.....

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2985 on: September 18, 2016, 04:37:16 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/09/18/candidates-who-dont-back-trump-may-not-be-allowed-to-run-again-rnc-chairman-says.html


I actually think that he's got a point. As much as I don't like Trump a word is a word.
Not backing can run over a very wide range.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2986 on: September 18, 2016, 04:52:01 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/09/18/candidates-who-dont-back-trump-may-not-be-allowed-to-run-again-rnc-chairman-says.html


I actually think that he's got a point. As much as I don't like Trump a word is a word.
How exactly is the RNC going to stop them?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2987 on: September 18, 2016, 04:59:51 PM »
How exactly is the RNC going to stop them?
From ever running on the R ticket.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2988 on: September 18, 2016, 05:01:06 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2989 on: September 18, 2016, 05:01:21 PM »



And then they'll threaten to run as a 3rd party candidate.....

And get maximum 15% of the vote?

How exactly is the RNC going to stop them?

By not allowing them to run as a Republican (maybe ). In SC there is a clause in the state GOP that requires you to endorse the nominee. Perhaps not allow them on that ballot. I'm sure that there is more that they can do as well.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2990 on: September 18, 2016, 05:04:37 PM »


And get maximum 15% of the vote?

By not allowing them to run as a Republican (maybe ). In SC there is a clause in the state GOP that requires you to endorse the nominee. Perhaps not allow them on that ballot. I'm sure that there is more that they can do as well.
Very little or they would have done it to Trump. Besides who does it really apply to? Kasich and Bush? They aren't an issue anyhow. Cruz can wiggle out ot it on the slight chance he can run again.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2991 on: September 18, 2016, 05:14:13 PM »
Very little or they would have done it to Trump. Besides who does it really apply to? Kasich and Bush? They aren't an issue anyhow. Cruz can wiggle out ot it on the slight chance he can run again.
The reason that they didn't do anything to trump was because they wanted to show that they were going to let the process run..  they also believed that it was healthy for the party. I'm unsure that had they known that this would be the result they would have played it differently.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2992 on: September 18, 2016, 05:21:09 PM »
I spent a little more time than usual in the car today, and heard quite a few political interviews.

On the "birther" issue, I head Kaine claiming that DJT was questioning the citizenship of BHO, and then either he or someone else draws parallels to times when "African Americans" were not allowed to be citizens.

How in the world do they all let Kaine get away with such an outrageous statement? Whether or not a person was born in the US has nothing to do with Citizenship (except if he or she was born in the US to non US citizens), it is only about being eligible to become POTUS. (which is totally irrelevant regarding BHO at this point).
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2994 on: September 19, 2016, 07:21:22 PM »
You should listen to NPR more often. You'll get used to this type of news.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2995 on: September 19, 2016, 07:59:16 PM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2997 on: September 19, 2016, 08:31:57 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2998 on: September 19, 2016, 08:37:26 PM »
Nah. (Un)Clearly says president.
That is cetainly what she thought he said but this one slows it down and he said prison
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2999 on: September 19, 2016, 08:41:06 PM »
That is cetainly what she thought he said but this one slows it down and he said prison
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