Topic Wiki

Thread summary:

Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3856297 times)

Offline Buruch

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Dec 2012
  • Posts: 1984
  • Total likes: 39
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 3
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3000 on: September 19, 2016, 08:44:05 PM »

Offline Baruch

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Jan 2013
  • Posts: 2615
  • Total likes: 336
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 2
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3001 on: September 19, 2016, 08:47:47 PM »
Nah. (Un)Clearly says president.
I hear prison

Offline Work-for-ur-muny

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Dec 2014
  • Posts: 3099
  • Total likes: 327
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 34
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3002 on: September 19, 2016, 08:50:45 PM »
I hear prison
The "D" is sort of swallowed cuz he has a hard time articulating its sound. But again, its stupid to argue over this cuz just like I heard president, she who was rightfully overwhelmed among a crowd had all rights to err.

Offline aygart

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: May 2008
  • Posts: 18447
  • Total likes: 14626
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 14
    • View Profile
    • Lower Watt Energy Brokers
  • Programs: www.lowerwatt.com
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3003 on: September 19, 2016, 08:54:44 PM »
If it is own the internet then it must be true.
As much as the first. It is irrelevant anyhow because president
is cetainly what she thought he said
and
she who was rightfully overwhelmed among a crowd had all rights to err.
But it is funny anyhow.
Feelings don't care about your facts

Offline coralsnake

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: May 2008
  • Posts: 4608
  • Total likes: 162
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 9
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3004 on: September 19, 2016, 08:56:24 PM »
That is cetainly what she thought he said but this one slows it down and he said prison

Why are we not discussing how awesome the rest of that video is?
"Here at DansDeals we don’t do buses." -Dan

Offline aygart

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: May 2008
  • Posts: 18447
  • Total likes: 14626
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 14
    • View Profile
    • Lower Watt Energy Brokers
  • Programs: www.lowerwatt.com
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3005 on: September 19, 2016, 08:59:19 PM »
Why are we not discussing how awesome the rest of that video is?
Didn't get that far
Feelings don't care about your facts

Offline good sam

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Jun 2011
  • Posts: 3524
  • Total likes: 558
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 10
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3006 on: September 19, 2016, 09:04:03 PM »
Why are we not discussing how awesome the rest of that video is?
Lol. Was thinking the same
If you don't care why would you comment?
HT: DMYD

Offline Baruch

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Jan 2013
  • Posts: 2615
  • Total likes: 336
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 2
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3007 on: September 19, 2016, 09:07:08 PM »

Offline Freddie

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Apr 2013
  • Posts: 3236
  • Total likes: 308
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
  • Location: Pittsburgh
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3008 on: September 19, 2016, 11:15:42 PM »
Why are we not discussing how awesome the rest of that video is?

You mean the rest of the four seconds? What am I missing?

Offline good sam

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Jun 2011
  • Posts: 3524
  • Total likes: 558
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 10
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3009 on: September 19, 2016, 11:50:58 PM »
You mean the rest of the four seconds? What am I missing?
The one posted by Aygart
If you don't care why would you comment?
HT: DMYD

Offline Yammer

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Aug 2015
  • Posts: 3727
  • Total likes: 217
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3010 on: September 20, 2016, 01:47:07 AM »
What happens when you make a deal with someone and you subsequently break it? They should still be held to the deal? He has no point.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/donald-trump-reneges-on-promise-to-support-republican-presidential-nominee-if-it-is-not-hime-a6959546.html
He never renegaded on the deal. There was some talk whether he ( or the others ) would/wouldn't support the nominee but that was all hypothetical. In the end he won and it wasn't applicable to him. But all of them made the pledge and are supposed to be bound to it. ( They can give the weakest endorsement" I dont think that he is fit etc... But a word is a word etc." )

Offline elit

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Jun 2008
  • Posts: 1498
  • Total likes: 119
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 0
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3011 on: September 20, 2016, 10:19:26 AM »
Interesting that drudge thinks bush voting for hillary is good for trump

Offline aygart

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: May 2008
  • Posts: 18447
  • Total likes: 14626
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 14
    • View Profile
    • Lower Watt Energy Brokers
  • Programs: www.lowerwatt.com
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3012 on: September 20, 2016, 12:45:33 PM »
RCP no toss up map is now VERY close. Flipping any one state other than Maine would make it a tie, NH or larger would be a Trump win.


Feelings don't care about your facts

Offline zale

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Jun 2011
  • Posts: 1450
  • Total likes: 375
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 3
    • View Profile
  • Location: Brooklyn, NY
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3013 on: September 20, 2016, 12:57:58 PM »
Here is my guess of what questions the moderators will ask Trump at the debate:

1. Why have you not released your tax returns? (Hillary released hers etc..) Is there something in your tax returns that you don't want the public to see?

Trump's response:

Well, Hillary is very, very sick, and I mean very VERY sick. We need her - this country needs her to release her medical records and show total transparency, because she is very sick.

2. Do you condemn David Duke? Do you condemn White Supremacists?

Trump's response:

I don't know who that is or what that is. I never heard of him or that.



Drudge post debate poll:

Who won the debate?

Trump: 97%

Hillary: 3%

Offline aygart

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: May 2008
  • Posts: 18447
  • Total likes: 14626
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 14
    • View Profile
    • Lower Watt Energy Brokers
  • Programs: www.lowerwatt.com
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3014 on: September 20, 2016, 01:04:24 PM »
Here is my guess of what questions the moderators will ask Trump at the debate:

1. Why have you not released your tax returns? (Hillary released hers etc..) Is there something in your tax returns that you don't want the public to see?

Trump's response:

Well, Hillary is very, very sick, and I mean very VERY sick. We need her - this country needs her to release her medical records and show total transparency, because she is very sick.

2. Do you condemn David Duke? Do you condemn White Supremacists?

Trump's response:

I don't know who that is or what that is. I never heard of him or that.



Drudge post debate poll:

Who won the debate?

Trump: 97%

Hillary: 3%
If they ask about these or her emails/benghazi/health they should be fired. The debates should be purely about policy.

BTW, I never understood what the purpose of them releasing tax returns is. I said that in previous elections as well.
Feelings don't care about your facts

Offline Sport

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Dec 2013
  • Posts: 2365
  • Total likes: 103
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3015 on: September 20, 2016, 01:10:16 PM »
If they ask about these or her emails/benghazi/health they should be fired. The debates should be purely about policy.

BTW, I never understood what the purpose of them releasing tax returns is. I said that in previous elections as well.
Oh, they will ask about these, without a doubt.  Lets not fool ourselves, this election has as much to do with policies as AGT has to do with talent.

Offline aygart

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: May 2008
  • Posts: 18447
  • Total likes: 14626
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 14
    • View Profile
    • Lower Watt Energy Brokers
  • Programs: www.lowerwatt.com
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3016 on: September 20, 2016, 01:13:00 PM »
Oh, they will ask about these, without a doubt.  Lets not fool ourselves, this election has as much to do with policies as AGT has to do with talent.
I can't say that I get the analogy to AGT but you are right that it currently has nothing to do with policy but the real purpose of the debates are to force some policy discussion. I agree that it is quite likely that they will ask about these. Doing so will likely prove to work against what they will want to get out of that.
Feelings don't care about your facts

Offline ilherman

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Jun 2013
  • Posts: 8948
  • Total likes: 228
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 35
    • View Profile
  • Location: Brooklyn
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3017 on: September 20, 2016, 01:22:13 PM »
Trump's policy is basically making America great again. That takes max 5 minutes. What do you want him to do the rest of the time?
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

Offline aygart

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: May 2008
  • Posts: 18447
  • Total likes: 14626
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 14
    • View Profile
    • Lower Watt Energy Brokers
  • Programs: www.lowerwatt.com
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3018 on: September 20, 2016, 01:24:52 PM »
Trump's policy is basically making America great again. That takes max 5 minutes. What do you want him to do the rest of the time?
::) resign?
Feelings don't care about your facts

Offline elit

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Jun 2008
  • Posts: 1498
  • Total likes: 119
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 0
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3019 on: September 20, 2016, 01:36:12 PM »
Trump's policy is basically making America great again. That takes max 5 minutes. What do you want him to do the rest of the time?
Being that you are a ardent supporter of him I hope that was a joke