Topic Wiki

Thread summary:

Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 1496 1497 1498 1499 1500 1501 [1502] 1503 1504 1505 1506 1507 1508 ... 1519   Go Down

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3862880 times)

Offline skyguy918

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Mar 2011
  • Posts: 4077
  • Total likes: 835
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: Queens, NY
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30020 on: February 04, 2020, 11:11:17 AM »
Logged

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 16691
  • Total likes: 7496
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30021 on: February 04, 2020, 11:17:08 AM »
Quote from: skyguy918 on February 04, 2020, 11:11:17 AM

"Groups beliefs at odds with reality".
That sums up the constant attacks on me!  :)
Logged
Only on DDF does 24/6 mean 24/5/half/half

Offline whYME

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: May 2008
  • Posts: 3370
  • Total likes: 1241
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 3
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30022 on: February 04, 2020, 11:38:52 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on February 04, 2020, 11:17:08 AM
"Groups beliefs at odds with reality".
That sums up the constant attacks on me!  :)
So basically you're finally admitting that the reason you're being attacked here is because your beliefs are at odds with reality?
Logged

Offline whYME

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: May 2008
  • Posts: 3370
  • Total likes: 1241
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 3
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30023 on: February 04, 2020, 11:40:53 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on February 04, 2020, 09:23:21 AM
The Kool-Aid drinkers will still pretend he did nothing wrong and defend this scumbag.

"The president's behavior was shameful and wrong. His personal interests do not take precedent over those of this great nation," Murkowski declared in a speech to a near-empty Senate chamber.
well gee, if Lisa Murkowski said he did something wrong then I guess it must be true and I should just give up  ::)
Logged

Offline whYME

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: May 2008
  • Posts: 3370
  • Total likes: 1241
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 3
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30024 on: February 04, 2020, 11:49:48 AM »
Quote from: aygart on February 04, 2020, 09:58:30 AM
I don't know what you're talking about. I have been saying since the whole thing started that anyone who doesn't think Trump did it was a fool.
well that depends what "it" is.

Quote from: CountValentine on February 04, 2020, 09:46:26 AM
She like many R's she agrees the house proved their case
that depends what their case was. if "it" is that Trump was pressuring Ukraine to open an investigation into corruption by the Bidens, and even that it was part of why he upheld the aid, than yes, they proved their case and  who doesn't think Trump did it is a fool. Although if this is the case I think they fell far short of proving that it would be an impeachable offense.
If their case was that Trump  was withholding aid in exchange for political dirt on his opponents, they didn't even come close to proving it, and anybody who thinks they did is a fool.
Logged

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 16691
  • Total likes: 7496
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30025 on: February 04, 2020, 02:33:51 PM »
Logged
Only on DDF does 24/6 mean 24/5/half/half

Offline BP16

  • Dansdeals Platinum Elite
  • ****
  • Join Date: Feb 2017
  • Posts: 328
  • Total likes: 59
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 0
    • View Profile
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30026 on: February 04, 2020, 03:41:59 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on February 04, 2020, 10:36:16 AM
Can we use Gallup polls as a yardstick going forward or just when you like the results?
He is just showing that if Gallup has it at 49% then its probably like 65%
Logged

Offline Dawie

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Jan 2015
  • Posts: 1717
  • Total likes: 492
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: KBLM
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30027 on: February 04, 2020, 03:59:49 PM »
Logged

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 16691
  • Total likes: 7496
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30028 on: February 04, 2020, 05:09:28 PM »
Quote from: BP16 on February 04, 2020, 03:41:59 PM
He is just showing that if Gallup has it at 49% then its probably like 65%
Quote from: CountValentine on February 04, 2020, 11:17:08 AM
"Groups beliefs at odds with reality".
Logged
Only on DDF does 24/6 mean 24/5/half/half

Offline ah giten

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Oct 2015
  • Posts: 1992
  • Total likes: 393
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 6
    • View Profile
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30029 on: February 04, 2020, 10:52:13 PM »
What a great state of the union!
favorite part obviously was the reuniting of that family.
Just awesome.
Logged

Offline Shmobaum

  • Dansdeals Platinum Elite + Lifetime Silver Elite
  • *****
  • Join Date: Nov 2017
  • Posts: 596
  • Total likes: 221
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
  • Location: Lakewood
  • Programs: National EE, Hertz Presidential, Marriott Gold Elite, Daf Yomi Presidential Platinum Premier
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30030 on: February 04, 2020, 10:58:49 PM »
Quote from: ah giten on February 04, 2020, 10:52:13 PM
What a great state of the union!
favorite part obviously was the reuniting of that family.
Just awesome.
Was there a halftime show?? Was it as XXX as the Super Bowl??
Logged

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 16691
  • Total likes: 7496
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30031 on: February 04, 2020, 11:07:39 PM »
Quote from: Shmobaum on February 04, 2020, 10:58:49 PM
Was there a halftime show?? Was it as XXX as the Super Bowl??
The XXX was the scumbag speaker who believes it is ok to grab women by the ******!!!
Logged
Only on DDF does 24/6 mean 24/5/half/half

Offline Toasted

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Oct 2013
  • Posts: 1101
  • Total likes: 222
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 13
    • View Profile
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30032 on: February 04, 2020, 11:12:49 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on February 04, 2020, 11:07:39 PM
The XXX was the scumbag speaker who believes it is ok to grab women by the ******!!!
He has repented (see Kobe thread). Even refused to shake Pelosis shaky hand!
Logged

Offline ah giten

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Oct 2015
  • Posts: 1992
  • Total likes: 393
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 6
    • View Profile
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30033 on: February 04, 2020, 11:14:59 PM »
Quote from: Toasted on February 04, 2020, 11:12:49 PM
He has repented (see Kobe thread). Even refused to shake Pelosis shaky hand!
ROFL.
Logged

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 16691
  • Total likes: 7496
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30034 on: February 04, 2020, 11:15:17 PM »
Logged
Only on DDF does 24/6 mean 24/5/half/half

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 16691
  • Total likes: 7496
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30035 on: February 04, 2020, 11:15:58 PM »
Quote from: ah giten on February 04, 2020, 11:14:59 PM
ROFL.
What is not funny the attitude toward women many of you have.
Logged
Only on DDF does 24/6 mean 24/5/half/half

Offline TimT

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 20K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Dec 2013
  • Posts: 22692
  • Total likes: 7191
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 12
    • View Profile
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30036 on: February 04, 2020, 11:16:05 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on February 04, 2020, 11:07:39 PM
The XXX was the scumbag speaker who believes it is ok to grab women by the ******!!!
Time to change out of the white skirt
Logged

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 16691
  • Total likes: 7496
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30037 on: February 04, 2020, 11:17:06 PM »
Quote from: TimT on February 04, 2020, 11:16:05 PM
Time to change out of the white skirt
Are you talking about the lude remarks toward his own daughter?
Logged
Only on DDF does 24/6 mean 24/5/half/half

Offline TimT

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 20K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Dec 2013
  • Posts: 22692
  • Total likes: 7191
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 12
    • View Profile
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30038 on: February 04, 2020, 11:20:45 PM »
In case anybody was wondering what time madam pelosi needs to be put to bed...
OMG
Logged

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 16691
  • Total likes: 7496
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30039 on: February 04, 2020, 11:23:20 PM »
When a scumbag talks about his own daughter this way how do you think he talks about other women?
Stern: “By the way, your daughter…”
Trump: “ - she’s beautiful"
Stern: “Can I say this? A piece of ass.”
Trump: “Yeah.”
Logged
Only on DDF does 24/6 mean 24/5/half/half
Pages: 1 ... 1496 1497 1498 1499 1500 1501 [1502] 1503 1504 1505 1506 1507 1508 ... 1519   Go Up
« previous next »