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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3861394 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30080 on: February 05, 2020, 03:25:39 PM »
“In just three short years, we have shattered the mentality of American decline and we have rejected the downsizing of America’s destiny.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30081 on: February 05, 2020, 03:33:56 PM »
As if that means anything these days lol
Maybe G-d doesn't mean anything to you but for many of us it does. I will still pray that your lost soul finds its way.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30082 on: February 05, 2020, 03:39:33 PM »
When a scumbag talks about his own daughter this way how do you think he talks about other women?
Stern: “By the way, your daughter…”
Trump: “ - she’s beautiful"
Stern: “Can I say this? A piece of ass.”
Trump: “Yeah.”
"I don't think Ivanka would do that inside the magazine although she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter perhaps I'd be dating her."
“Yeah, she’s really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father . . . “
“She's actually always been very voluptuous,” Trump responds. “She's tall, she's almost 6 feet tall and she's been, she's an amazing beauty.”
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30083 on: February 05, 2020, 03:41:33 PM »
Maybe G-d doesn't mean anything to you but for many of us it does. I will still pray that your lost soul finds its way.
I hope your level of belief in HaShem is bigger than that of a politicians’

But hey... Amen to that!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30084 on: February 05, 2020, 03:45:49 PM »
I hope your level of belief in HaShem is bigger than that of a politicians’
Last time I checked G-d created politicians also. You feel you are better than politicians?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30085 on: February 05, 2020, 03:46:53 PM »
Last time I checked G-d created politicians also. You feel you are better than politicians?
I thought it was the devil...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30086 on: February 05, 2020, 03:47:48 PM »
I thought it was the devil...
Is that what your religion teaches you?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30087 on: February 05, 2020, 03:52:35 PM »
Last time I checked G-d created politicians also. You feel you are better than politicians?
Heck yeah! He also created cows...are we humans on higher level than cows? Heck yeah

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30088 on: February 05, 2020, 03:55:25 PM »
Is that what your religion teaches you?
See Pirkei Avot chapter 2 Mishna 3 and Chapter 1 Mishna 10
what it teaches about politicians


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30089 on: February 05, 2020, 03:57:12 PM »
Heck yeah!
So you feel you are better than a politician in G-d's eyes. What wacko religion is this?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30090 on: February 05, 2020, 04:00:55 PM »
See Pirkei Avot chapter 2 Mishna 3 and Chapter 1 Mishna 10
what it teaches about politicians
It was a simple question. Does your religion teach you that politicians are the devil.
Don't be afraid to defend your religion.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30091 on: February 05, 2020, 04:05:58 PM »
It was a simple question. Does your religion teach you that politicians are the devil.
Don't be afraid to defend your religion.
read the Mishna and draw your own conclusion
there are plenty of english translations available

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30092 on: February 05, 2020, 04:13:02 PM »
So you feel you are better than a politician in G-d's eyes. What wacko religion is this?
Buddhist

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30093 on: February 05, 2020, 04:15:42 PM »
The overtired crybaby’s reaction when asked why she ripped up the speech: “It was the courteous thing to do considering the alternatives.”

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30094 on: February 05, 2020, 04:20:03 PM »
read the Mishna and draw your own conclusion
there are plenty of english translations available
I am asking your view. It is a simple question. If that is what you believe your religion teaches then say so. Why are you avoiding the question?
I will even go first. My religion does not teach that politicians are the devil.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30095 on: February 05, 2020, 04:23:35 PM »
Trump and his FOX Kool-Aid drinkers the last few days were predicting a bipartisan vote. Well they were right!!!  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30096 on: February 05, 2020, 04:28:45 PM »
I am asking your view. It is a simple question. If that is what you believe your religion teaches then say so. Why are you avoiding the question?
I will even go first. My religion does not teach that politicians are the devil.
Created by the devil is different then "the devil"
My opinion is not necessarily my religion
This translation defines what i think about politicians in general
"Be careful [in your dealings] with the ruling authorities for they do not befriend a person except for their own needs; they seem like friends when it is to their own interest, but they do not stand by a man in the hour of his distress."

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30097 on: February 05, 2020, 04:34:03 PM »
Buddhist
You mean Mara and not the devil?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30098 on: February 05, 2020, 04:34:58 PM »
Trump!!! Is still president! Thank you Dems for guaranteeing his reelection!   

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30099 on: February 05, 2020, 04:37:47 PM »
This translation defines what i think about politicians in general
"Be careful [in your dealings] with the ruling authorities for they do not befriend a person except for their own needs; they seem like friends when it is to their own interest, but they do not stand by a man in the hour of his distress."
Ok but  that describes a lot of people besides some politicians. It also describes Trump to a tee.
That does not mean they are the devil. Since you have produced no teachings that show politicians are the devil I will take that as you were wrong to state that.
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