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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3771686 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30100 on: February 05, 2020, 04:39:43 PM »
Trump and his FOX Kool-Aid drinkers the last few days were predicting a bipartisan vote. Well they were right!!!  :)
What was everybody else predicting, that he would be removed ?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30101 on: February 05, 2020, 04:40:04 PM »
Ok but  that describes a lot of people besides some politicians. It also describes Trump to a tee.
That does not mean they are the devil. Since you have produced no teachings that show politicians are the devil I will take that as you were wrong to state that.
Again, created by the devil is not "the" or "a" devil


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30102 on: February 05, 2020, 04:46:07 PM »
Again, created by the devil is not "the" or "a" devil
Wait a minute. You are saying they were "created" by the devil?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30103 on: February 05, 2020, 04:48:12 PM »
I'm sorry if the Dems gave you false hopes, but this was unrealistic from the outset. I'm sure there are support groups out there to help everyone through. They need a test run at the outset of election season (or if you are an Iowa Dem then it is something else. Not sure what.)
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30104 on: February 05, 2020, 04:48:46 PM »
Again, created by the devil is not "the" or "a" devil


Who is this Devil guy and how does he create?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30105 on: February 05, 2020, 04:51:40 PM »
Who is this Devil guy and how does he create?
his religion not mine

Wait a minute. You are saying they were "created" by the devil?

Last time I checked G-d created politicians also. You feel you are better than politicians?
See above, in response to your saying that politicians were created by G-d, i responded with more likely created by the devil ...

whatever, i'm getting tired of debating this

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30106 on: February 05, 2020, 04:52:07 PM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30107 on: February 05, 2020, 04:56:06 PM »
See above, in response to your saying that politicians were created by G-d, i responded with more likely created by the devil ...
So you believe politicians were created by the devil. We will leave it at that.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30108 on: February 05, 2020, 05:04:24 PM »
It is who he is. Everyone wants to sweep it under the rug. How can you trust someone with such a sick mind to make the right decisions?
I see all these complaints about the SB halftime show and dead silence on this or the canned answer "we don't agree with that behavior".
Because hes been making the right decisions since he took office. Contrary to what they’re telling you on MSN.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30109 on: February 05, 2020, 05:08:02 PM »
Because hes been making the right decisions since he took office. Contrary to what they’re telling you on MSN.
"Groups beliefs at odds with reality"
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30110 on: February 05, 2020, 05:09:30 PM »
Because hes been making the right decisions since he took office. Contrary to what they’re telling you on MSN.
Lets see if you also are afraid to answer a simple question. If you believed he was an anti-Semitic would you still support him?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30111 on: February 05, 2020, 05:10:11 PM »
Trump!!! Is still president! Thank you Dems for guaranteeing his reelection!
Worry not! The sick dems have another hoax ready to bake...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30113 on: February 05, 2020, 05:16:14 PM »
The sick dems have another hoax ready to bake...
Hard to say it was a hoax when there was bipartisan support to convict and many R's saying he was guilty but it didn't rise to the seriousness to impeach. Just keep your head buried in the sand with most here. 
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30114 on: February 05, 2020, 05:18:20 PM »
Lets see if you also are afraid to answer a simple question. If you believed he was an anti-Semitic would you still support him?
Possibly. Wouldn’t rule it out

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30115 on: February 05, 2020, 05:21:33 PM »
Possibly. Wouldn’t rule it out
Interesting you would support someone who you believed was anti-Semitic.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30116 on: February 05, 2020, 05:22:33 PM »
Hard to say it was a hoax when there was bipartisan support to convict and many R's saying he was guilty but it didn't rise to the seriousness to impeach. Just keep your head buried in the sand with most here.
I wish I could help you get out of your misery...
Perhaps go hibernate till 2024

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30117 on: February 05, 2020, 05:26:15 PM »
I wish I could help you get out of your misery...
Perhaps go hibernate till 2024
I have no misery. It is unfortunate your mind works that way. You can't dispute facts.
1 - bipartisan vote to convict, FACT
2 - many R's said he was guilty but it didn't rise to the standard to convict (impeach), FACT
3 - that is not the definition of a hoax, FACT
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30118 on: February 05, 2020, 05:37:20 PM »
Lets see if you also are afraid to answer a simple question. If you believed he was an anti-Semitic would you still support him?

do you think his decisions/actions as a president  have been harmful towards women?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30119 on: February 05, 2020, 05:48:38 PM »
I have no misery. It is unfortunate your mind works that way. You can't dispute facts.
1 - bipartisan vote to convict, FACT
2 - many R's said he was guilty but it didn't rise to the standard to convict (impeach), FACT
3 - that is not the definition of a hoax, FACT
It can very well be the definition of a hoax - even if he is guilty - trying to turn this into an impeachment when it's not what's called for  - is by far a hoax....