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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3856696 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3020 on: September 20, 2016, 01:58:19 PM »
 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Just got this email from the White House

THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT OUT SAFETY - THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE US EMOTIONAL WHILE IGNORING OUR SAFETY







I came to the United States as a refugee when I was 11 years old. My father was a diplomat and a strong supporter of democracy in Czechoslovakia, so when the Communists took over, we were forced into exile as refugees. In November 1948, we were welcomed to the United States of America.

Becoming a U.S. citizen is the most important thing that ever happened to me. My father said that when we were in Europe during WWII people would say, “We are sorry for your troubles and hope that you have everything you need; by the way, when will you be leaving to go back home?”

But in America, people said: “We are sorry for your troubles and hope that you have everything you need; by the way, when will you become a citizen?”

America resettles more refugees than any other nation because it reflects one of our noblest traditions as a nation: providing support to those who are most vulnerable.

With the world facing the largest mass displacement on record since World War II, it has never been more important for world leaders to follow America’s example and work together to do more to support refugees.

Today, President Obama is hosting a Refugee Summit meeting to encourage more world leaders to step up and make new commitments to support the critical work of resettling refugees and helping them rebuild their lives. You can watch the President’s speech here at 3:35 PM Eastern.

Under President Obama, we’ve increased the number of refugees resettling this year to 85,000 – including 10,000 Syrian refugees. Starting next week, the United States will commit to resettling 110,000 refugees from around the world over the coming year.

And with refugees undergoing the most rigorous screening of any kind of traveler, he’s shown that we can welcome refugees while ensuring our own safety.

As a former Secretary of State, I can tell you that President Obama’s leadership in this global crisis is critical to our national security.

When countries with insufficient resources take in refugees, it creates more instability, not just at the frontlines of this crisis, but around the world. If we were to slam the door in the faces of refugees with certain religious backgrounds, we would defy our history and our principles of pluralism and diversity. As we talk to other nations about what more needs to be done to tackle this crisis, it’s important that President Obama is setting this example.

When I came here as a child, I will never forget sailing into New York Harbor for the first time and beholding the Statute of Liberty. I did not have to face refugee camps or the kind of danger that many refugees endure. But like all refugees, I shared a hope to live a safe life with dignity and a chance to give back to my new country.

Together, we can help refugees rebuild their lives and live with dignity once again.

Thank you,

Madeleine Albright
Former U.S. Secretary of State
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3021 on: September 20, 2016, 02:03:52 PM »
easy for her to say, while ppl cant make ends meet. Wheres all that wellfare $ coming from? From our pockets....

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3022 on: September 20, 2016, 02:12:46 PM »
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Just got this email from the White House

THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT OUT SAFETY - THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE US EMOTIONAL WHILE IGNORING OUR SAFETY

It does look like are trying to get ahead of the argument that we should stem immigration because of the terrorist attacks. A little bit of political misdirection.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3023 on: September 20, 2016, 02:29:45 PM »
It does look like are trying to get ahead of the argument that we should stem immigration because of the terrorist attacks. A little bit of political misdirection.

The D's should try to avoid the issue right now when Ahmad Rahami is still fresh in our minds.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3024 on: September 20, 2016, 02:58:45 PM »
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-used-258000-from-his-charity-to-settle-legal-problems/2016/09/20/adc88f9c-7d11-11e6-ac8e-cf8e0dd91dc7_story.html

Donald Trump spent more than a quarter-million dollars from his charitable foundation to settle lawsuits that involved the billionaire’s for-profit businesses

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3025 on: September 20, 2016, 03:16:33 PM »
Now that his chances have improved, is he back to acting like a 2 year old?

Hillary Clinton is taking the day off again, she needs the rest. Sleep well Hillary - see you at the debate!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/778238281196662784
 

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3026 on: September 20, 2016, 03:24:39 PM »
Now that his chances have improved, is he back to acting like a 2 year old?

Hillary Clinton is taking the day off again, she needs the rest. Sleep well Hillary - see you at the debate!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/778238281196662784
He was always acting like a 2 year old. The campaign just let him out of the rubber room.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3027 on: September 20, 2016, 04:53:29 PM »
Now that his chances have improved, is he back to acting like a 2 year old?

Hillary Clinton is taking the day off again, she needs the rest. Sleep well Hillary - see you at the debate!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/778238281196662784
Nah. This doesn't bother me. This is him. The things that bothered me about him he stopped.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3028 on: September 20, 2016, 06:09:44 PM »


>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Just got this email from the White House

THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT OUT SAFETY - THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE US EMOTIONAL WHILE IGNORING OUR SAFETY

They definitely got you emotional..

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3029 on: September 20, 2016, 06:21:41 PM »
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-used-258000-from-his-charity-to-settle-legal-problems/2016/09/20/adc88f9c-7d11-11e6-ac8e-cf8e0dd91dc7_story.html

Donald Trump spent more than a quarter-million dollars from his charitable foundation to settle lawsuits that involved the billionaire’s for-profit businesses
And HRC used only about 6% of her charity for charity purposes.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3030 on: September 20, 2016, 07:41:14 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3031 on: September 20, 2016, 07:53:16 PM »
If Trump wins the election, will it show that the Supreme Court needs term limits?

Now that the Supreme Court is an unabashed political institution, (see Bush v. Gore, Obergefell v. Hodges, etc.), it has become too important for lifetime appointments.

Many Conservatives and Republicans would never vote for Trump, and are disgusted by him. But because of the Supreme Court being the most important political institution in the country, and having lifetime appointments, they are forced to vote for him.

There is a flaw in our democracy. Someone can be like by 50% of 1 party, and be disdained by 75% of the electorate, and still win the election because of the Supreme Court.

If Trump wins, and does disastrous damage to the USA, will lifetime appointments to the Supreme Court be reconsidered?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3032 on: September 20, 2016, 07:57:24 PM »
If Trump wins the election, will it show that the Supreme Court needs term limits?

Now that the Supreme Court is an unabashed political institution, (see Bush v. Gore, Obergefell v. Hodges, etc.), it has become too important for lifetime appointments.

Many Conservatives and Republicans would never vote for Trump, and are disgusted by him. But because of the Supreme Court being the most important political institution in the country, and having lifetime appointments, they are forced to vote for him.

There is a flaw in our democracy. Someone can be like by 50% of 1 party, and be disdained by 75% of the electorate, and still win the election because of the Supreme Court.

If Trump wins, and does disastrous damage to the USA, will lifetime appointments to the Supreme Court be reconsidered?
If you think it is political now just wait until it is no longer lifetime.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3033 on: September 20, 2016, 09:03:22 PM »
Nah. This doesn't bother me. This is him. The things that bothered me about him he stopped.
Like what?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3034 on: September 20, 2016, 09:18:25 PM »
If you think it is political now just wait until it is no longer lifetime.
+1
If it's too political, why would you want to take away the only aspect that makes it apolitical?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3035 on: September 20, 2016, 09:19:11 PM »
+1
If it's too political, why would you want to take away the only aspect that makes it apolitical?
because he doesn't like trump
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3036 on: September 20, 2016, 09:24:56 PM »
+1
If it's too political, why would you want to take away the only aspect that makes it apolitical?
What I mean by political, is that the decisions of the Supreme Court are based on political views, not legal views.

Appointing political lawmakers has a 4-6 year term. Legal positions are lifetime, because the decisions are supposed to be unbiased.

because he doesn't like trump
I was trying to start an intelligent discussion. Please leave your 5th grade insights to yourself. Thanks.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3037 on: September 20, 2016, 09:45:16 PM »
That was about as transparent as how some liberals say every time some says something negative about Hillary it is sexist and about equal as far as intelligent conversations
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3038 on: September 20, 2016, 09:49:10 PM »
That was about as transparent as how some liberals say every time some says something negative about Hillary it is sexist and about equal as far as intelligent conversations
I agree, youre on equal footing with those liberals.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3039 on: September 20, 2016, 09:51:35 PM »


What I mean by political, is that the decisions of the Supreme Court are based on political views, not legal views.

Appointing political lawmakers has a 4-6 year term. Legal positions are lifetime, because the decisions are supposed to be unbiased.
Sounds like you're agreeing with me?
If you don't care why would you comment?
HT: DMYD