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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3771644 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30240 on: May 07, 2020, 03:09:58 PM »
Bridgegate case also dropped
Lets just open up the jails!!!  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30242 on: May 07, 2020, 03:13:09 PM »
Can't tell if that's a Sarcasm Emoji
It is a funny face.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30243 on: May 07, 2020, 03:13:18 PM »
Lets just open up the jails!!!  :)
They already have. Murderers were freed to make room for those who break the Governors or mayors orders on social distancing.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30244 on: May 07, 2020, 03:14:22 PM »
It is a funny face.
Guess you're back to your Loony tunes.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30245 on: May 07, 2020, 03:14:29 PM »
They already have. Murderers were freed to make room for those who break the Governors or mayors orders on social distancing.
...and Trumps lets out drug dealers so I think we have them all covered.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30246 on: May 07, 2020, 03:14:52 PM »
Guess you're back to your Loony tunes.
Guess you don't like my jokes.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30247 on: May 07, 2020, 03:16:08 PM »
They already have. Murderers were freed to make room for those who break the Governors or mayors orders on social distancing.
Has anyone been jailed over these rules?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30248 on: May 07, 2020, 03:16:43 PM »
Has anyone been jailed over these rules?
Lady in Texas.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30250 on: May 07, 2020, 03:20:21 PM »
Guess you don't like my jokes.
Simply can't tell when you are joking or promulgating your positions.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30252 on: May 07, 2020, 03:25:17 PM »
Simply can't tell when you are joking or promulgating your positions.
I don't move goal posts. I called for K to be investigated and B should be investigated.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30253 on: May 07, 2020, 03:58:59 PM »
Let me get this straight. She is given 7 days in jail for violating something the governor enacted. Now he changes what he enacted because of political pressure?

It was the judge who jailed her because she wouldn't capitulate to him saying she "is a selfish person"

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30254 on: May 07, 2020, 04:45:33 PM »
It was the judge who jailed her because she wouldn't capitulate to him saying she "is a selfish person"
Source?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30255 on: May 07, 2020, 11:42:49 PM »
Source?
Watch the video.
Let me get this straight. She is given 7 days in jail for violating something the governor enacted. Now he changes what he enacted because of political pressure?
7 days is outrageous. In that same county they don't put someone in jail when they steal if it's for less than $750.

Putting her in jail for 7 days for violation of the executive order doesn't match up with letting people who steal off the hook.  The only answer is that the judge was playing politics.
Now that the Gov did what is right, you're saying that HE is playing politics?

I think we need a separate thread about this story but anyway...

Watch the clip how she argues with the judge. Incredible.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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« Reply #30256 on: May 07, 2020, 11:53:44 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30257 on: May 08, 2020, 12:10:52 AM »
Putting her in jail for 7 days for violation of the executive order doesn't match up with letting people who steal off the hook. 
So putting individuals lives in danger is not more serious that stealing? That's a pretty odd position to take.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30258 on: May 08, 2020, 12:52:50 AM »
So putting individuals lives in danger is not more serious that stealing? That's a pretty odd position to take.
Since you have not watched that video I would assume that you are not familiar with the story so Ill quickly update you.

She was not killing anyone. People go around all day and do groceries safely with masks etc.

She had her shop open with social distancing, everyone was 6 feet apart from each other, everyone wearing masks, hand sanitizing etc.  Now, I am not gonna get into the debate when and how we should open up our economy. But certainly there are a lot of people who believe that opening up like she did is a good idea. Now that we know that she did not kill anyone and all she did was not comply with the Gov order, does the warrant a 7 day prison sentence?

Google the video should be easy to find. Don't remember where I watched it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30259 on: May 08, 2020, 07:18:01 AM »