Topic Wiki

Thread summary:

Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3847830 times)

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 16622
  • Total likes: 7476
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30260 on: May 08, 2020, 07:40:18 AM »
Since you have not watched that video I would assume that you are not familiar with the story so Ill quickly update you.

She was not killing anyone. People go around all day and do groceries safely with masks etc.

She had her shop open with social distancing, everyone was 6 feet apart from each other, everyone wearing masks, hand sanitizing etc.  Now, I am not gonna get into the debate when and how we should open up our economy. But certainly there are a lot of people who believe that opening up like she did is a good idea. Now that we know that she did not kill anyone and all she did was not comply with the Gov order, does the warrant a 7 day prison sentence?

Google the video should be easy to find. Don't remember where I watched it.
Now lets get the facts straight.
1 - It is impossible to social distance cutting someone's hair.
2 - She put lives at risk by not following the EO.
3 - She would not comply with a cease and desist order.
4 - She showed total disregard for the law by making a scene ripping up the letter in public.
5 - She was given a chance to apologize to the court and refused.

Now you can argue about the 7 days but not if she broke the law.
Only on DDF does 24/6 mean 24/5/half/half

Offline Jellybelly

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Aug 2016
  • Posts: 1169
  • Total likes: 979
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 0
    • View Profile

Offline ilherman

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Jun 2013
  • Posts: 8948
  • Total likes: 228
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 35
    • View Profile
  • Location: Brooklyn
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30262 on: May 08, 2020, 03:16:43 PM »
Now lets get the facts straight.
1 - It is impossible to social distance cutting someone's hair.
2 - She put lives at risk by not following the EO.
3 - She would not comply with a cease and desist order.
4 - She showed total disregard for the law by making a scene ripping up the letter in public.
5 - She was given a chance to apologize to the court and refused.

Now you can argue about the 7 days but not if she broke the law.
Cut the crap. You and me go to the grocery and don't follow social distancing when we pay the cashier. We wear a mask. She had 6 feet between every stylist. She did the most she could to be safe. Not following the EO does not mean putting lives at risk. Again, she deserves to get some small punishment maybe for breaking EO. But 7 days was politics.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

Offline Kobe Bryant

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Jan 2017
  • Posts: 3980
  • Total likes: 2288
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 17
    • View Profile
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30263 on: May 08, 2020, 04:00:08 PM »
Now lets get the facts straight.
1 - It is impossible to social distance cutting someone's hair.
2 - She put lives at risk by not following the EO.
3 - She would not comply with a cease and desist order.
4 - She showed total disregard for the law by making a scene ripping up the letter in public.
5 - She was given a chance to apologize to the court and refused.

Now you can argue about the 7 days but not if she broke the law.
Lets get the facts straight.
1-She did not break the law as it was only a Guideline not an actual law.
2-The judge was high on power.
3-So Government dictates that a week ago she was putting the lives of people who voluntarily choose to patronize her salon at risk, but 4 days later, that is no longer the case.
Cut the crap. You and me go to the grocery and don't follow social distancing when we pay the cashier. We wear a mask. She had 6 feet between every stylist. She did the most she could to be safe. Not following the EO does not mean putting lives at risk. Again, she deserves to get some small punishment maybe for breaking EO. But 7 days was politics.

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 16622
  • Total likes: 7476
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30264 on: May 08, 2020, 04:11:55 PM »
Cut the crap. You and me go to the grocery and don't follow social distancing when we pay the cashier.
...but officer he was speeding to.  ::)
Not following the EO does not mean putting lives at risk. Again, she deserves to get some small punishment maybe for breaking EO. But 7 days was politics.
She had chance to apologize and didn't. I wish any judge would offer me that deal. If you can't do the time then don't do the crime. The politics was the governor rescinding the EO so she could get out of jail.
« Last Edit: May 08, 2020, 04:17:10 PM by CountValentine »
Only on DDF does 24/6 mean 24/5/half/half

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 16622
  • Total likes: 7476
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30265 on: May 08, 2020, 04:12:59 PM »
Lets get the facts straight.
1-She did not break the law as it was only a Guideline not an actual law.
No it was an EO that was broke. That is breaking the law unless you feel an EO is not legal.
Only on DDF does 24/6 mean 24/5/half/half

Offline Jellybelly

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Aug 2016
  • Posts: 1169
  • Total likes: 979
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 0
    • View Profile

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 16622
  • Total likes: 7476
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Only on DDF does 24/6 mean 24/5/half/half

Offline Kobe Bryant

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Jan 2017
  • Posts: 3980
  • Total likes: 2288
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 17
    • View Profile
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30268 on: May 09, 2020, 10:14:12 PM »
Can we get an updated poll?

Offline ilherman

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Jun 2013
  • Posts: 8948
  • Total likes: 228
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 35
    • View Profile
  • Location: Brooklyn
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30269 on: May 09, 2020, 10:32:47 PM »
...but officer he was speeding to.  ::)She had chance to apologize and didn't. I wish any judge would offer me that deal. If you can't do the time then don't do the crime. The politics was the governor rescinding the EO so she could get out of jail.
You're either missing the point or trolling. This is not speeding. If she was wearing a mask she did nothing wrong. She did what all Americans do.

Seriously? Why apologize to a power hungry judge? I'd rather sit than do that!
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 16622
  • Total likes: 7476
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30270 on: May 09, 2020, 10:42:19 PM »
You're either missing the point or trolling. This is not speeding. If she was wearing a mask she did nothing wrong. She did what all Americans do.

Seriously? Why apologize to a power hungry judge? I'd rather sit than do that!
She broke an EO that was to keep us safe and save lives. That is the purpose of the EO. Do you understand the purpose of stay at home?
Stay at home is in place to SAVE LIVES!!!

She needed to apologize for breaking an EO that was put in place to save lives!!!
Only on DDF does 24/6 mean 24/5/half/half

Offline Toasted

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Oct 2013
  • Posts: 1101
  • Total likes: 222
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 13
    • View Profile

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 16622
  • Total likes: 7476
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30272 on: May 09, 2020, 11:36:57 PM »
Obama makes Nixon look like a saint.
To bad for you the facts say differently.  :)
Only on DDF does 24/6 mean 24/5/half/half

Offline Toasted

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Oct 2013
  • Posts: 1101
  • Total likes: 222
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 13
    • View Profile
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30273 on: May 09, 2020, 11:51:41 PM »
To bad for you the facts say differently.  :)
The facts have been buried very deep and are starting to surface. Grab some popcorn and/or crow.

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 16622
  • Total likes: 7476
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30274 on: May 09, 2020, 11:57:49 PM »
The facts have been buried very deep and are starting to surface. Grab some popcorn and/or crow.
The deep state.  :)
You conspiracy nuts are to funny.
Only on DDF does 24/6 mean 24/5/half/half

Offline Toasted

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Oct 2013
  • Posts: 1101
  • Total likes: 222
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 13
    • View Profile
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30275 on: May 10, 2020, 12:03:26 AM »
The deep state.  :)
You conspiracy nuts are to funny.
It ain't no conspiracy anymore. There are hard FBI notes detailing this mafia deal. Obama was coincidentally following every detail. Are you curious why?

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 16622
  • Total likes: 7476
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30276 on: May 10, 2020, 12:08:28 AM »
It ain't no conspiracy anymore. There are hard FBI notes detailing this mafia deal. Obama was coincidentally following every detail. Are you curious why?
There are notes that you look at the same way as Hannity. So excuse me if I don't take what you are saying seriously.
Only on DDF does 24/6 mean 24/5/half/half

Offline Toasted

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Oct 2013
  • Posts: 1101
  • Total likes: 222
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 13
    • View Profile
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30277 on: May 10, 2020, 12:12:03 AM »
There are notes that you look at the same way as Hannity. So excuse me if I don't take what you are saying seriously.
Go ahead and justify the FBI interviewing a political enemy for the explicit purpose of getting him to lie and getting him fired

Offline CountValentine

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Mar 2013
  • Posts: 16622
  • Total likes: 7476
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips -1
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Location: Poland - Exiled
  • Programs: DAOTYA, DDF Level 3, 5K Lounge
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30278 on: May 10, 2020, 12:12:29 AM »
It is sad when we have over 70k dead from the virus and you turn on FOX and Hannity talks the whole time about Flynn. He forgets to mention twice Flynn pleaded guilty. So he either lied to the FBI or lied to the court when he pleaded guilty TWICE!!! Hannity also forgot to mention that Trump fired him for lying.

So what were you saying about the facts?  :)
Only on DDF does 24/6 mean 24/5/half/half

Offline shapsam

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Feb 2017
  • Posts: 3052
  • Total likes: 637
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 11
    • View Profile
Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #30279 on: May 10, 2020, 12:16:06 AM »
It is sad when we have over 70k dead from the virus and you turn on FOX and Hannity talks the whole time about Flynn. He forgets to mention twice Flynn pleaded guilty. So he either lied to the FBI or lied to the court when he pleaded guilty TWICE!!! Hannity also forgot to mention that Trump fired him for lying.

So what were you saying about the facts?  :)
Yes, he lied to the court (plead guilty) because the THUGS threatened to prosecute his son.