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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3865359 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3260 on: September 27, 2016, 12:47:54 AM »
Okay, will you agree to my theory?

I think the Trump's came out of this debate exactly the way they wanted!

They wanted to make sure he does not come out a loser. He definitely did not come out a loser.

They wanted Hillary to unleash everything she has on him right at the first debate, his tax returns, his women's issues etc. so by the next to debates she wont have what to say on him.

On the other hand he still has a whole long list for what to attack her. They want him to bring that up closer to November.

Basically, his magazine is now full while hers is empty!  He is ready to fire.

Nonsense. Hillary mopped the floor with him. She came across as polished and prepared, and most importantly, healthy.

He had quite a few opportunities to strike, but failed to take any.

Expect the polls to go back to the pre 9-11 fainting fiasco.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3261 on: September 27, 2016, 12:55:17 AM »
Nonsense. Hillary mopped the floor with him.
Thats an extreme exaggeration.
There were so many points he could've made that would've TKO'd her but he didn't. While I don't think he gained ground he did not lose any either. However the best point he made is was the one not said. I believe he will gain a lot of respect from that and be applauded.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3262 on: September 27, 2016, 12:56:15 AM »
Don't expect anything different from Trump in the next 2 debates. He performed exactly as he did in the primary debates. It will either work for him or not.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3263 on: September 27, 2016, 01:07:31 AM »
I was disapointed I was hoping he would eviscerate her.
I wonder if it's because he chose not to prepare?
Underestimated her abilty?
Seemed not to be feeling well sniffling and drinking all that water?
E. None of the above.
His ADD makes him incapable of learning the issues and properly preparing for a debate. Hillary clearly made the right move by pausing her campaign to debate. The points she lost are meaningless. She'll make them up in the next polls.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3264 on: September 27, 2016, 01:08:12 AM »
Nonsense. Hillary mopped the floor with him. She came across as polished and prepared, and most importantly, healthy.

He had quite a few opportunities to strike, but failed to take any.

Expect the polls to go back to the pre 9-11 fainting fiasco.
+1.
He started off strong, but completely choked soon after.
Sad!

Hope to see a better performance next time.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3265 on: September 27, 2016, 03:04:32 AM »
Okay, will you agree to my theory?

I think the Trump's came out of this debate exactly the way they wanted!

They wanted to make sure he does not come out a loser. He definitely did not come out a loser.

They wanted Hillary to unleash everything she has on him right at the first debate, his tax returns, his women's issues etc. so by the next to debates she wont have what to say on him.

On the other hand he still has a whole long list for what to attack her. They want him to bring that up closer to November.

Basically, his magazine is now full while hers is empty!  He is ready to fire.
these are all churnable arguments. she can reiterate them at the next two debates without looking boring. Ditto for the arguments on her, which he failed to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3266 on: September 27, 2016, 06:36:12 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3267 on: September 27, 2016, 07:53:52 AM »
At the very end of the debate when he answered her very well when she talked about her "experience" he could've start to list emails, Benghazi, etc... You could see how he was holding back. Even the mods fell for this trap. You think he will be asked again about his tax returns? About the birther issue?

And again, its non sense to say she wiped him out. You can say she looked stronger etc but its not like the first Obama Romney debate where the president came out a loser.  And that's the main.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3268 on: September 27, 2016, 07:57:07 AM »
Bottom line is if the election was today HRC wins.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3269 on: September 27, 2016, 08:00:30 AM »
At the very end of the debate when he answered her very well when she talked about her "experience" he could've start to list emails, Benghazi, etc... You could see how he was holding back. Even the mods fell for this trap. You think he will be asked again about his tax returns? About the birther issue?

And again, its non sense to say she wiped him out. You can say she looked stronger etc but its not like the first Obama Romney debate where the president came out a loser.  And that's the main.
Trump not mentioning all thw above was not calculated, he wasn't prepared and in the heat of the moment forgot about them.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3270 on: September 27, 2016, 08:03:48 AM »
Trump not mentioning all thw above was not calculated, he wasn't prepared and in the heat of the moment forgot about them.

It's hard to believe he forgot about those issues.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3271 on: September 27, 2016, 08:08:28 AM »
Here's an analysis from a NeverTrumper that concedes that the debate result favors Trump.

http://www.timesofisrael.com/no-wobbles-tantrums-or-knockouts-on-a-relatively-good-night-for-trump/

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3272 on: September 27, 2016, 08:29:48 AM »
It's hard to believe he forgot about those issues.
That's what happens when you don't prepare. Have you ever spoken publicly, how often do you forget certain parts of your speech when you dont prepare properly.
Its hard to belive that he didn't respond to Clinton's theories about why he isnt releasing his tax returns with theories of his own regarding the deleted emails. Instead he defended himself from her theories.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3273 on: September 27, 2016, 08:59:21 AM »
That's what happens when you don't prepare. Have you ever spoken publicly, how often do you forget certain parts of your speech when you dont prepare properly.
Its hard to belive that he didn't respond to Clinton's theories about why he isnt releasing his tax returns with theories of his own regarding the deleted emails. Instead he defended himself from her theories.
it is even harder to believe that he forgot. At the primary debates he never forgot. What is most likely is that he intentionally refrained from being a scary attacker. The lack of attacks from him was glaring and he very deliberately pointed out how she was busy attacking him and he was not responding in kind. Yesterday morning everyone was saying how Hillary needed to get under his skin and that her just winning the debate was not enough. What made you change your minds now?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3274 on: September 27, 2016, 09:06:48 AM »
That's what happens when you don't prepare. Have you ever spoken publicly, how often do you forget certain parts of your speech when you dont prepare properly.
Its hard to belive that he didn't respond to Clinton's theories about why he isnt releasing his tax returns with theories of his own regarding the deleted emails. Instead he defended himself from her theories.
C'mon, he did not forget nothing! At the very end when she started playing dirty pool you could see how he was just holding back, he did not fire a single shot and everyone knew what was coming and it did not come! You think he forgot about that too? I think it will come back to his benefit. If the media will bring out the point. But he defiantly impressed me there. He showed that he can control him self even when it is very hard.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3275 on: September 27, 2016, 09:13:12 AM »
C'mon, he did not forget nothing! At the very end when she started playing dirty pool you could see how he was just holding back, he did not fire a single shot and everyone knew what was coming and it did not come! You think he forgot about that too? I think it will come back to his benefit. If the media will bring out the point. But he defiantly impressed me there. He showed that he can control him self even when it is very hard.
I think this is more along the lines of what the public will think
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3276 on: September 27, 2016, 09:19:26 AM »
He clearly tried bringing up bengazhi (or some other failure) when he was listing her failures abroad but couldnt recall it. All he wad able to rember was Iraq and"other failures"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3277 on: September 27, 2016, 09:20:12 AM »
You are right. Trump exceeded all expectations. He was expected to act like a five year old, but he acted like a six year old. We must give credit where credit is due.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3278 on: September 27, 2016, 09:21:38 AM »
Nato is the longest military alliance in the history of the world, is she insane?
She said
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Working with NATO, the longest military alliance in the history of the world

The Anglo-Portuguese military alliance has been around since the 1373, so ya that may be a few years longer.

I wonder if her fact checkers posted that on her site...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3279 on: September 27, 2016, 09:26:11 AM »

The Anglo-Portuguese military alliance has been around since the 1373, so ya that may be a few years longer.

I wonder if her fact checkers posted that on her site...

Well....NATO includes the UK and Portugal so a twisted case could be made to say she meant that NATO contains the oldest military alliance.