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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 4108939 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #360 on: July 23, 2015, 11:47:29 PM »
Bernie Sanders is to the left what Donald Trump is to the right.
Except his principles are economic. Trump's are, well, no one really knows

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #361 on: July 24, 2015, 12:19:12 AM »
Read the thread and you'll understand. Because crazy or not, clown or not, buffoon or not, many of us would rather listen to his straight talk than the pre-calculated, pre-polled, sterilized talking points of the other guys. I'm only old enough to have followed 3, maybe 4, presidential races, and I am sick, sick, sick and tired of the political stupidity.
You are right about everything except his straight talk. It is to feed his ego and that is why he says these things.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #362 on: July 24, 2015, 06:09:04 AM »
Except his principles are economic. Trump's are, well, no one really knows
What? His principles are socialist. What does that even mean "they're economic"? I'd think trump, a billionaire, probably knows how to put this country back on track economically a lo better than some old socialist from Brooklyn (who made aliyah to Vermont, land of the hippies).
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #363 on: July 24, 2015, 06:21:24 AM »
What? His principles are socialist. What does that even mean "they're economic"? I'd think trump, a billionaire, probably knows how to put this country back on track economically a lo better than some old socialist from Brooklyn (who made aliyah to Vermont, land of the hippies).
The problem is we can't afford him to bankrupt this country a few times before he gets it back on track.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #364 on: July 24, 2015, 07:09:26 AM »
The problem is we can't afford him to bankrupt this country a few times before he gets it back on track.
This country is already bankrupt. So try again.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #365 on: July 24, 2015, 09:29:32 AM »
This country is already bankrupt. So try again.
I will try again right after you finish economics 101.  :P
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #367 on: July 24, 2015, 10:22:41 AM »
Except his principles are economic. Trump's are, well, no one really knows
Does he have principals?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #368 on: July 24, 2015, 10:41:26 AM »
Read the thread and you'll understand. Because crazy or not, clown or not, buffoon or not, many of us would rather listen to his straight talk than the pre-calculated, pre-polled, sterilized talking points of the other guys. I'm only old enough to have followed 3, maybe 4, presidential races, and I am sick, sick, sick and tired of the political stupidity.

Is it really straight talk? or is it what he specializes in-intentionally provocative talk

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #369 on: July 24, 2015, 11:11:26 AM »
I will try again right after you finish economics 101.  :P
That's been crossed off the list for quite some time.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #370 on: July 24, 2015, 01:03:07 PM »
Isn't restructuring bankruptcy his expertise?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #371 on: July 24, 2015, 01:04:36 PM »
Isn't restructuring bankruptcy his expertise?
I would hope so after all the practice he has had.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #372 on: July 24, 2015, 01:08:44 PM »
I would hope so after all the practice he has had.
Well if after all the practice he's had he's ended up where he is now then the federal government and socialist presidents like Obama have a lot to learn from him. In case you didn't realize, he has a SURPLUS of 13 billion in his bank accounts. We, as a country, have a DEFICIT of 17 trillion. Big difference there.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #373 on: July 24, 2015, 01:13:56 PM »
Well if after all the practice he's had he's ended up where he is now then the federal government and socialist presidents like Obama have a lot to learn from him. In case you didn't realize, he has a SURPLUS of 13 billion in his bank accounts. We, as a country, have a DEFICIT of 17 trillion. Big difference there.
Does he really have this surplus? I always felt that the biggest difference between Trump and others was his ability to borrow money.

Even if he does, did he make it by cutting costs and waste or raising revenue? Or was by cronyism and getting properties for cheap using eminent domain (otherwise known as stealing properties).
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #374 on: July 24, 2015, 01:27:42 PM »
Well if after all the practice he's had he's ended up where he is now then the federal government and socialist presidents like Obama have a lot to learn from him. In case you didn't realize, he has a SURPLUS of 13 billion in his bank accounts. We, as a country, have a DEFICIT of 17 trillion. Big difference there.
If that is your yard stick then I am sure you would find Buffett and Gates as more qualified.  :P
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #376 on: July 26, 2015, 10:17:34 PM »
The clown is making a clown out of every other GOP candidate. He is going to race this race till the end!

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #377 on: July 26, 2015, 10:20:33 PM »
The clown is making a clown out of every other GOP candidate. He is going to race this race till the end!
I just listened to his Vegas speech. It's so funny it's crazy. I can see why people get drawn to him.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #378 on: July 26, 2015, 10:23:32 PM »
I just listened to his Vegas speech. It's so funny it's crazy. I can see why people get drawn to him.

He is right . America doesnt need another politician that doesnt do anything.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #379 on: July 29, 2015, 04:21:10 PM »
Can we start using the "-gate" suffix with Trump?

Anyone see how he's responding to breastpump-gate?
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