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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3866411 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3600 on: October 07, 2016, 04:30:57 PM »
The camera zooms but the angle doesn't change.
That changes the angle as well
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3601 on: October 07, 2016, 05:59:45 PM »
That changes the angle as well
I don't think so
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3602 on: October 07, 2016, 06:00:18 PM »
Does today's news hurt Trump? It  sounds pretty bad.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3603 on: October 08, 2016, 02:19:58 PM »
Does today's news hurt Trump? It  sounds pretty bad.
He apologized so he must think so.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3604 on: October 08, 2016, 02:23:51 PM »
Does today's news hurt Trump? It  sounds pretty bad.
He was struggling  to stick to the script in the apology. Ive never heard him so subdued .
Pence says he can't defend the remarks as if he didn't spend the whole debate not defending trumps other remarks.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3605 on: October 08, 2016, 07:54:25 PM »
Wow. This is really gonna hurt trump.  Crazy stuff
#TYH

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3606 on: October 08, 2016, 08:01:45 PM »
Wow. This is really gonna hurt trump.  Crazy stuff

Gonna "hurt" Trump?

Will a bullet to the head "hurt" someone?

This is going to KILL him. This will be a historic election.

Republicans who nominated him are IDIOTS. Hillary was the weakest candidate the Democrats have nominated since George McGovern. Even Rubio would destroy her. What a freaking waste.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3607 on: October 08, 2016, 08:04:20 PM »
Does today's news hurt Trump? It  sounds pretty bad.
Not so much his common supporters (except big wigs who endorsed him) but I'd say very much to those on the fence there s almost no chance of brining in those people.

On another point isn't it such a great coincidence   that the wikileaks leak about hilliary s campaign cordinating with a superpac the same day 

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3608 on: October 08, 2016, 08:26:14 PM »
For some reason I'm not surprised at all with the trump news... Except that his "wife" was insulted...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3609 on: October 08, 2016, 08:34:35 PM »
Something like this coming out was something many of us were afraid of happening in the begining than when nothing came out for so long I think everyone sort assumed it wasn't going to happen.... pathetic that this is the candidate running against hillary

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3610 on: October 08, 2016, 08:35:06 PM »
Republicans should put a new rule in their party that party officials could block ppl they don't want from running...
« Last Edit: October 08, 2016, 08:54:24 PM by elit »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3611 on: October 08, 2016, 08:36:15 PM »
For some reason I'm not surprised at all with the trump news... Except that his "wife" was insulted...
+1 on the not shocking
Why would she not be insulted... I think for most celebrity's if not that he was running for president it would probably be grounds for divorce

The fact that she accepted the apology might help the cleanup effort a drop

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3612 on: October 08, 2016, 08:40:17 PM »
Was this from wikileaks or we are still waiting for that one?
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3613 on: October 08, 2016, 08:40:22 PM »
+1 on the not shocking
Why would she not be insulted... I think for most celebrity's if not that he was running for president it would probably be grounds for divorce

The fact that she accepted the apology might help the cleanup effort a drop
Do you by any chance know who he married??

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3614 on: October 08, 2016, 08:40:29 PM »
Something like this coming out was something many of us were afraid of happening in the begining than when nothing came out for so long I think everyone sort assumed it wasn't going to happen.... pathetic that this is the candidate running against hillary
Yup, how long do you think wash post was sitting on this ?
Pathetic that none of his primary opponents could get their hands on it.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3615 on: October 08, 2016, 08:44:56 PM »
Republicans who nominated him are IDIOTS. Hillary was the weakest candidate the Democrats have nominated since George McGovern. Even Rubio would destroy her. What a freaking waste.
Been saying that since day 1 and half this place has been calling me crazy.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3616 on: October 08, 2016, 08:46:21 PM »
Yup, how long do you think wash post was sitting on this ?
Pathetic that none of his primary opponents could get their hands on it.
As biased as they are I don't think the media has the self control to hold onto something like this for so long. And why release now?  I think more likely whoever had finally got what they thought was the best bid on it....

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3617 on: October 08, 2016, 08:47:32 PM »
Been saying that since day 1 and half this place has been calling me crazy.
I think there might have been 2 ppl on here saying that... most of the rest of the argument has been now that he's here should we vote for him

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3618 on: October 08, 2016, 08:50:07 PM »
I think there might have been 2 ppl on here saying that... most of the rest of the argument has been now that he's here should we vote for him
During the primaries?
It was well more than 1 or 2.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3619 on: October 08, 2016, 08:51:01 PM »
During the primaries?
It was well more than 1 or 2.
Not how I recall it but whatever