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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3860162 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3740 on: October 09, 2016, 12:38:11 PM »
Enough of this coy nonsense. You and Paul Ryan. We know you'll both end up voting for Trump in the end.
This coming from the person who was pro-Trump in the primary season. Hope you're still happy with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3741 on: October 09, 2016, 12:40:27 PM »
Uber ich bin nisht a Rebbe.
And most of frum Judaism was pro-Napoleon.
How can you say that, you have thousands of followers, occasionally you fir tish for anshay massah.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3742 on: October 09, 2016, 12:40:36 PM »
I recoiled at Hillary's acceptance speech. But Trump continues to prove that he is unfit to lead this country.

Trump was specifically pro-Israel and anti-Palestinian aggression in actual, explicit words during his acceptance speech. The same cannot be said for Hillary.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3743 on: October 09, 2016, 12:42:04 PM »
I'll watch the next 2 debates and make up my mind.
You gonna let some show prep "make up your mind" ? You already know who you're gonna vote for.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3744 on: October 09, 2016, 12:42:54 PM »
Uber ich bin nisht a Rebbe.
And most of frum Judaism was pro-Napoleon.
True but they were both poison and horrible people. The whole question was who would be better for us. That is the same cold calculation here. If it was Mussolini vs Chavez I would simply figure out which is less harmful instead of standing by and allowing the more harmful one win. I Haman would kill c"v 5,000,000 vs Hitler's 6,000,000 by refusing to vote for him and allowing Hitler to be in power you are allowing 1,000,000 more to be killed.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3745 on: October 09, 2016, 12:43:30 PM »
You gonna let some show prep "make up your mind" ? You already know who you're gonna vote for.
I like to see how they handle the pressure. Trump melted under pressure, that doesn't bold well for the Presidency.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3746 on: October 09, 2016, 12:45:00 PM »
True but they were both poison and horrible people. The whole question was who would be better for us. That is the same cold calculation here. If it was Mussolini vs Chavez I would simply figure out which is less harmful instead of standing by and allowing the more harmful one win. I Haman would kill c"v 5,000,000 vs Hitler's 6,000,000 by refusing to vote for him and allowing Hitler to be in power you are allowing 1,000,000 more to be killed.
So you are clearly blessed with an amazing mind if you can calculate that Haman would have only killed 5MM vs 6MM for Hitler.
I am not able to make such precise calculations and would likely abstain from that vote rather than knowing that I voted for Haman or Hitler.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3747 on: October 09, 2016, 12:45:22 PM »
I like to see how they handle the pressure. Trump melted under pressure, that doesn't bold well for the Presidency.
How do you think Hillary would do in a situation where she was unable to reheasrse her lines for a week? Which situation is more of a concern in the presidency?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3748 on: October 09, 2016, 12:46:05 PM »
Enough of this coy nonsense. You and Paul Ryan. We know you'll both end up voting for Trump in the end.
Nah. He's going to join many people (myself included) in effectively sitting this one out. Nothing wrong with that.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3749 on: October 09, 2016, 12:46:37 PM »
Trump was specifically pro-Israel and anti-Palestinian aggression in actual, explicit words during his acceptance speech. The same cannot be said for Hillary.
And brought anti semitism and white supremacy mainstream, has stated giving Israel financial aid would be reconsidered, and has no pro Israel history or bona-fides to speak of

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3750 on: October 09, 2016, 12:47:14 PM »
How do you think Hillary would do in a situation where she was unable to reheasrse her lines for a week? Which situation is more of a concern in the presidency?
She's less temperamental and more diplomatic than Trump and I do think she handles pressure and insults better. She happens to have positions I abhor, but I don't know that a highly temperamental and vulgar leader with positions that have flip flopped umpteen times is better.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3751 on: October 09, 2016, 12:48:40 PM »
So you are clearly blessed with an amazing mind if you can calculate that Haman would have only killed 5MM vs 6MM for Hitler.
I am not able to make such precise calculations and would likely abstain from that vote.
I am quite obviously not suggesting that would be the case and therefore you are right about that choice, but my point is the same. There is nothing wrong and everything right about voting against someone even if the only way to do that is to vote for someone less horrible.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3752 on: October 09, 2016, 12:50:11 PM »
I am quite obviously not suggesting that would be the case and therefore you are right about that choice, but my point is the same. There is nothing wrong and everything right about voting against someone even if the only way to do that is to vote for someone less horrible.
And at this point I don't know who will be less horrible.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3753 on: October 09, 2016, 12:51:05 PM »
And at this point I don't know who will be less horrible.
Then you are being blinded by your distaste for Trumps personality.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3754 on: October 09, 2016, 12:53:40 PM »
Then you are being blinded by your distaste for Trumps personality.
And you are drunk from the Trumpkin Kool-aid.

You know nothing about his positions because his only real position is ego and power. He doesn't even know his own positions because they don't exist!
All of his positions are fake and have flip-flopped based on his desired outcome, namely ego and power. He could have just as easily ran on the D ticket, but he seized upon an R ticket due to the lack of a clear leader in the fragmented field.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3755 on: October 09, 2016, 12:54:56 PM »
You know nothing about his positions because his only real position is ego and power. He doesn't even know his own positions because they don't exist!
All of his positions are fake and have flip-flopped based on his desired outcome. He could have just as easily ran on the D ticket.
That is absolutely true. It makes little difference because he we be a powerless president. A powerless president may the best possible scenario of all.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3756 on: October 09, 2016, 12:56:43 PM »
That is absolutely true. It makes little difference because he we be a powerless president.
Is Rodrigo Duterte powerless? Trump looks up to people like him and Putin and Chavez!
But the truth is words matter. We can't afford to insult other leaders and isolate ourselves in the 21st century.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3757 on: October 09, 2016, 12:57:38 PM »
And you are drunk from the Trumpkin Kool-aid.

You know nothing about his positions because his only real position is ego and power. He doesn't even know his own positions because they don't exist!
All of his positions are fake and have flip-flopped based on his desired outcome, namely ego and power. He could have just as easily ran on the D ticket, but he seized upon an R ticket due to the lack of a clear leader in the fragmented field.
He should have! If he had done so he probably would have won by a landslide...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3758 on: October 09, 2016, 12:59:38 PM »
Is Rodrigo Duterte powerless? Trump looks up to people like him and Putin and Chavez!
But the truth is words matter. We can't afford to insult other leaders and isolate ourselves in the 21st century.
Who cares if he does have the ability to get to their position? This is one of the big advantages of not having a parliamentary system.

You are making it as if Hillary's foreign policies did us well.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3759 on: October 09, 2016, 01:02:23 PM »
Who cares if he does have the ability to get to their position? This is one of the big advantages of not having a parliamentary system.

You are making it as if Hillary's foreign policies did us well.
No, I'm not.
Why do you need to conflate Trump's horribleness with Clinton's horribleness. They're both horrible! Saying one is horrible has nothing to do with endorsing the other.
I do not know which horribleness is worse at this point in time.
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