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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3858211 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3780 on: October 09, 2016, 03:19:25 PM »
NJ Lt. Gov. Guadagno won’t vote for Trump.

http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2016/10/lt_gov_guadagno_breaks_with_christie_wont_vote_for.html

Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

More than anyone else this year, Chris Christie deserves his utter humiliation.
#gamechanger
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3781 on: October 09, 2016, 03:21:34 PM »
That was my thought as well. If Trump does not perform well tonight he most likely is toast. Question is will he have the guts to hand it over to Pence.

And I can't wait in that case for Pence to take over, boy will the democrats regret revealing that video.....

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3782 on: October 09, 2016, 03:23:34 PM »
That was my thought as well. If Trump does not perform well tonight he most likely is toast. Question is will he have the guts to hand it over to Pence.

And I can't wait in that case for Pence to take over, boy will the democrats regret revealing that video.....

Huh?

Nobody knows Pence. He will lose his pents

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3783 on: October 09, 2016, 03:25:29 PM »
Anyone have the line on Trump bombing so badly tonight that the RNC starts trying to forcibly oust him tomorrow?
You seriously think that there is a chance that this is going to happen??

Better theory is that the clintons and trumps divorce, then bill married melania and trump marries Hillary and they both win... YAY!!!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3784 on: October 09, 2016, 03:28:59 PM »
You seriously think that there is a chance that this is going to happen??

Trump marry Hillary? Not a chance. Maybe Chelsea (if she got plastic surgery).

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3785 on: October 09, 2016, 03:33:42 PM »
This coming from the person who was pro-Trump in the primary season. Hope you're still happy with that.
Why wouldn't I be happy? My candidate is still in the race. Are you happy you supported K-dog?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3786 on: October 09, 2016, 03:36:21 PM »
Trump marry Hillary? Not a chance. Maybe Chelsea (if she got plastic surgery).
She wouldn't marry him either. Gets her no power at all.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3787 on: October 09, 2016, 03:41:21 PM »
Why wouldn't I be happy? My candidate is still in the race. Are you happy you supported K-dog?
I'd take Kasich or Rubio every second over Trump.
Hope you enjoy your pick implode.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3789 on: October 09, 2016, 03:58:31 PM »
I'd take Kasich or Rubio every second over Trump.
Hope you enjoy your pick implode.
We will see what happens he still can get out of this while Kasich was never more than an unidentified man on the debate stage with the Republican candidates.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3790 on: October 09, 2016, 04:08:48 PM »
We will see what happens he still can get out of this while Kasich was never more than an unidentified man on the debate stage with the Republican candidates.
Isn't that the point though? That any R not completely off his rocker would be cruising against HRC because she's so terrible? You can't simultaneously argue that Hillary is the worst, and that it's only Trump that could beat her.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3791 on: October 09, 2016, 04:13:06 PM »
Isn't that the point though? That any R not completely off his rocker would be cruising against HRC because she's so terrible? You can't simultaneously argue that Hillary is the worst, and that it's only Trump that could beat her.
I never said that Trump is the only one who could beat her. I actually said close to the opposite of that.
At the outset I had written that trump was probably the only one who could possibly lose to Hillary. I've since modified that to include Kasich and Bush because then she would be running unopposed.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3793 on: October 09, 2016, 04:55:50 PM »
Anyone have the line on Trump bombing so badly tonight that the RNC starts trying to forcibly oust him tomorrow?
How can they do that?

I'm disappointed in the other 25 Republicans who couldn't seem to bring trump down... Goes to show what losers each and everyone of them are.. HRC is killing trump easily!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3794 on: October 09, 2016, 05:00:25 PM »
We all know Trump is not dropping out but if he did or was ousted how would that work?
Would it be conceding the election to Clinton?
Would any vote for him automatically go to Pence?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3795 on: October 09, 2016, 05:11:06 PM »
He should have! If he had done so he probably would have won by a landslide...
No...thats what superdelagates are for, protectiing the party. Betcha, next time aroind, the R's have a few more superdelagates.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3796 on: October 09, 2016, 05:45:20 PM »
We all know Trump is not dropping out but if he did or was ousted how would that work?
Would it be conceding the election to Clinton?
Would any vote for him automatically go to Pence?
it's not so simple they can force him out. The rnc has the power to fill a vacancy caused by a candidates  departure but it doesn't say they can cause the vacancy

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3798 on: October 09, 2016, 06:45:05 PM »


I'm deciding between Donald and Superman.

Donald thinks that's the same thing.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3799 on: October 09, 2016, 06:56:27 PM »
Lol
https://twitter.com/ceejayoz/status/784800838405410816
That's actually funny
it's not so simple they can force him out. The rnc has the power to fill a vacancy caused by a candidates  departure but it doesn't say they can cause the vacancy
What happens when they fill the vacany? The ballot gets changed? What about all the early voting already done?