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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3845532 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3800 on: October 09, 2016, 07:59:42 PM »
Are you guys watching what trump is doing right now?!

He's definitely not going down quietly!
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3801 on: October 09, 2016, 08:03:03 PM »
Are you guys watching what trump is doing right now?!

He's definitely not going down quietly!
The press conference with Bills mistresses?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3802 on: October 09, 2016, 08:03:35 PM »
This is getting crayyzyy

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3803 on: October 09, 2016, 08:05:37 PM »
#justiceforjuanita is trending.   
#TYH

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3804 on: October 09, 2016, 08:06:12 PM »
Anyone think trump orchestrated the leak because he realize trying to be normal in the debate didn't work and he needed an excuse to go dirty. 

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3805 on: October 09, 2016, 08:07:59 PM »
Are you guys watching what trump is doing right now?!

He's definitely not going down quietly!
Crazy.  This election just gets more and more unreal. ..

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3806 on: October 09, 2016, 08:08:24 PM »
Anyone think trump orchestrated the leak because he realize trying to be normal in the debate didn't work and he needed an excuse to go dirty.
No. Trump and his campaign are not that sophisticated.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3807 on: October 09, 2016, 08:10:55 PM »
That was a great press conference.

"I'm here to support Trump because I think he's gonna make America great again. I think he's a good person; not like some other like Hillary have been saying. OK? Think about that."

The voice of well reasoned analysis coupled with compelling evidence always shines forward. How wonderful that Mr. Trump got people with such lucid statements to do such a wonderful job providing both.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
JTZ

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3808 on: October 09, 2016, 08:48:46 PM »
Before Bill Clinton's sex scandals became a weapon, Donald Trump praised how Hillary handled them https://t.co/Ufz9NCrLLU #CNNKFile https://t.co/AEdUA8gvCI

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3809 on: October 09, 2016, 08:50:45 PM »
Before Bill Clinton's sex scandals became a weapon, Donald Trump praised how Hillary handled them https://t.co/Ufz9NCrLLU #CNNKFile https://t.co/AEdUA8gvCI
You've really become a hillary attack dog

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3810 on: October 09, 2016, 08:59:16 PM »
Bill's at the debate...

I guess he's seen the worst of it already...  ::)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3811 on: October 09, 2016, 09:06:00 PM »
Trump is dead scared
money doesn't talk......      it SCREAMS !

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3812 on: October 09, 2016, 09:09:32 PM »
He doesn't know how to hold the mic. And he is talking in an undertone...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3813 on: October 09, 2016, 09:14:07 PM »
He's toast.

...so far

Couldn't even stick to topic. :-\

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3814 on: October 09, 2016, 09:14:22 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3815 on: October 09, 2016, 09:18:27 PM »
He isn't feeling well...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3816 on: October 09, 2016, 09:19:52 PM »
he answered so good. screw hillary
#TYH

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3817 on: October 09, 2016, 09:26:40 PM »
This is the most ridicules debate.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3818 on: October 09, 2016, 09:28:12 PM »
This is the most ridicules debate.
+1

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3819 on: October 09, 2016, 09:28:26 PM »
This is the most ridicules debate.
Im lovin it ;D
They are both so pissed. But he ticked her off
#TYH