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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3770059 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3840 on: October 09, 2016, 10:11:01 PM »
She keeps turning red... they must have not put enough layers of makeup

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3841 on: October 09, 2016, 10:12:22 PM »
Wow, this is literally three against one. They are trying desperately to knock him out and finish him off. The days of "impartial" journalism are GONE.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3842 on: October 09, 2016, 10:13:18 PM »
The moderator is arguing with him that is insane

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3843 on: October 09, 2016, 10:18:04 PM »
The moderator is arguing with him that is insane
+1000. She is gonna get a lot of heat for that.
#TYH

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3844 on: October 09, 2016, 10:19:41 PM »
+1000. She is gonna get a lot of heat for that.

Why doesn't Trump just tell her "Excuse me Martha, but am I debating you or am I debating Mrs Clinton? Are you running for president?"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3845 on: October 09, 2016, 10:29:32 PM »
Now we are on to the supreme Court.

He gave a pretty good answer.

"We will appoint justices very much in the mold of Scalia"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3846 on: October 09, 2016, 10:31:09 PM »
Now we are on to the supreme Court.

He gave a pretty good answer.

"We will appoint justices very much in the mold of Scalia" and Hillary made too much money from holding office...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3847 on: October 09, 2016, 10:37:47 PM »
Wowowowow...  What a debate
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3848 on: October 09, 2016, 10:38:07 PM »
The look on their faces at the last question:

What good traits do you see in your opponent?

Hillary: His kids are in incredibly able and devoted (then a long-winded closing statement unrelated to the question - that Trump didn't get)

Trump: She is a fighter who doesn't stop.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3849 on: October 09, 2016, 10:39:45 PM »
I'd say Trump was a clear winner of that debate.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3850 on: October 09, 2016, 10:40:25 PM »
I'd say Trump was a clear winner of that debate.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3851 on: October 09, 2016, 10:41:49 PM »
I'd say Trump was a clear winner of that debate.
I don't know if he won, but he definitely wasn't wiped out the way I thought he would be. He did pretty well considering, IMO.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3852 on: October 09, 2016, 10:42:24 PM »
I'd say Trump was a clear winner of that debate.
when trump acts like trump, he succeeds. he cant fake it like last time
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3853 on: October 09, 2016, 10:42:58 PM »
That last question cut the tension real well... my gosh

What was with the sniffing again much worse than last one...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3854 on: October 09, 2016, 10:44:21 PM »
I'd say Trump was a clear winner of that debate.
He's lucky that his fiasco was brought up in the beginning, and then got over it. He was able to go YUUUUGGGE from that point on.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3855 on: October 09, 2016, 10:45:03 PM »
I'm not saying this is my final answer, I'll watch the next 2 debates and make up my mind.
Anything changed?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3856 on: October 09, 2016, 10:45:44 PM »
That last question cut the tension real well... my gosh
I think trump had a better answer than Hillary had.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3857 on: October 09, 2016, 10:46:30 PM »
She just went on and on about whatever after she answered

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3858 on: October 09, 2016, 10:46:36 PM »
I think trump had a better answer than Hillary had.
+1 she couldn't come up with something about him only his kids...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3859 on: October 09, 2016, 10:47:03 PM »
I'd say Trump was a clear winner of that debate.
I don't think it was that clear cut.  He definitely had more good lines... will know by how the media reacts if they give it a draw then he won