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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3848248 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3860 on: October 09, 2016, 10:47:10 PM »
Trump did great!!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3861 on: October 09, 2016, 10:48:05 PM »
He had some great one liners, especially that she'd be in jail if he were president.

And he did a great job showing media bias that should help him a lot once people see how bad it was and how he pointed it out.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3862 on: October 09, 2016, 10:49:10 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3863 on: October 09, 2016, 10:49:27 PM »
My baby needed me. Could somebody tell me what the last question was?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3864 on: October 09, 2016, 10:49:31 PM »
Quote from: pixi on October 09, 2016, 10:45:44 PM
I think trump had an better answer than Hillary hadn't.
FTFY
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3865 on: October 09, 2016, 10:50:05 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3866 on: October 09, 2016, 10:50:24 PM »
Quote from: Sammy82 on October 09, 2016, 10:49:27 PM
My baby needed me. Could somebody tell me what the last question was?
Look one post up.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3867 on: October 09, 2016, 10:50:32 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3868 on: October 09, 2016, 10:54:23 PM »
Does anyone else have this same feeling that she got pretty much an equal share of the biting questions at this debate? (Leaving aside the parts where the moderators challenged his answers. I'm referring to original questions specifically.)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3869 on: October 09, 2016, 10:56:38 PM »
Quote from: Work-for-ur-muny on October 09, 2016, 10:54:23 PM
Does anyone else have this same feeling that she got pretty much an equal share of the biting questions at this debate? (Leaving aside the parts where the moderators challenged his answers. I'm referring to original questions specifically.)
No way..  They didn't questions her about the emails she deleted and bleached,  and they gave her an easy pass about her private speeches.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3870 on: October 09, 2016, 10:57:47 PM »
Hillary just lost the election by calling Trump a good father.

It's been great discussions with you guys. See you in November.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3871 on: October 09, 2016, 10:58:55 PM »
Quote from: jj1000 on October 09, 2016, 10:48:05 PM
He had some great one liners, especially that she'd be in jail if he were president.

And he did a great job showing media bias that should help him a lot once people see how bad it was and how he pointed it out.
And the Abraham Lincoln line was not bad at all....
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3872 on: October 09, 2016, 10:59:22 PM »
Quote from: good sam on October 09, 2016, 10:57:47 PM
Hillary just lost the election by calling Trump a good father.

It's been great discussions with you guys. See you in November.
Trump didn't need to compliment her like that either. Could of said she a great fighter but only self serving or something.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3873 on: October 09, 2016, 10:59:43 PM »
Quote from: ilherman on October 09, 2016, 10:58:55 PM
And the Abraham Lincoln line was not bad at all....

I'm sure her team spent quite a few hours coming up with the Abraham Lincoln bs
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3874 on: October 09, 2016, 10:59:58 PM »
The only negative thing the media will find to talk about Trump will be when he disagreed with Mike Pence.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3875 on: October 09, 2016, 11:00:14 PM »
Quote from: jj1000 on October 09, 2016, 10:48:05 PM
He had some great one liners, especially that she'd be in jail if he were president.


I think thats a real bad one, sounds like Russia, I"ll have you put away!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3876 on: October 09, 2016, 11:00:57 PM »
Quote from: good sam on October 09, 2016, 10:57:47 PM
Hillary just lost the election by calling Trump a good father.

It's been great discussions with you guys. See you in November.
They both "complimented" their opponents by mentioning a feature they pride themselves extensively on. They were really trying to bring attention to that aspect of themselves. Nobody lost any ground off that one.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3877 on: October 09, 2016, 11:01:02 PM »
Quote from: ilherman on October 09, 2016, 10:59:58 PM
The only negative thing the media will find to talk about Trump will be when he disagreed with Mike Pence.
To be fair that was terrible and definitely his worse part of the debate
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3878 on: October 09, 2016, 11:01:08 PM »
Quote from: oiseli48 on October 09, 2016, 10:59:43 PM
I'm sure her team spent quite a few hours coming up with the Abraham Lincoln bs
And it did not sound good to me. To me it sounded like yet "another" Clinton cover up. In any case trump handled it just perfect.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3879 on: October 09, 2016, 11:02:06 PM »
Quote from: elit on October 09, 2016, 11:01:02 PM
To be fair that was terrible and definitely his worse part of the debate
But then again the right wing will bring out that this is the genuine trump who says it like he sees it.
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