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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3830617 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3880 on: October 09, 2016, 11:02:20 PM »
I'm sure her team spent quite a few hours coming up with the Abraham Lincoln bs
+1 that was so ridicolous amd he responded with a good line bit then didn't follow up on her being two faced

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3881 on: October 09, 2016, 11:06:31 PM »
All in all extremely impressive turnaround by Trump, and perfect timing to push the media attention away from his tapes

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3882 on: October 09, 2016, 11:07:38 PM »
I see a poll was added. Is it permitted to change my vote on this one? (I don't want to vote yet if that feature is not enabled.)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3883 on: October 09, 2016, 11:12:30 PM »
Next time she comes up with a cover up he should ask her if Abraham Lincoln said that! ;)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3884 on: October 09, 2016, 11:27:00 PM »
money doesn't talk......      it SCREAMS !

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3885 on: October 09, 2016, 11:31:12 PM »
I see a poll was added. Is it permitted to change my vote on this one? (I don't want to vote yet if that feature is not enabled.)
Evan McMullen and Jill Stein are missing from poll.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3886 on: October 09, 2016, 11:34:32 PM »
I'm sure her team spent quite a few hours coming up with the Abraham Lincoln bs
you saw how prepared she was to answer. and how much juice was added; and trump knocked it in 2 seconds ;D
#TYH

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3887 on: October 09, 2016, 11:40:39 PM »
Currency markets seem to indicate that Trump had the upper hand in this debate http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-10-09/mexican-peso-jumps-before-debate-as-asian-futures-tip-mixed-open
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3888 on: October 10, 2016, 12:04:10 AM »
you saw how prepared she was to answer. and how much juice was added; and trump knocked it in 2 seconds ;D
the answer was canned. A meme was tweeted right after.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3889 on: October 10, 2016, 12:05:48 AM »
the answer was canned. A meme was tweeted right after.
Huh?
#TYH

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3890 on: October 10, 2016, 01:30:21 AM »
We know they both lie a ton.  I don't believe him when he claimed that all of his locker room talk is just talk and when asked point blank he said no I never did any of that.

But how does Hillary have the chutzpa to keep up on claiming she is following Michelle O and even when they go low we go high.  Cmon!  Who you kidding?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3891 on: October 10, 2016, 01:37:56 AM »
We know they both lie a ton.  I don't believe him when he claimed that all of his locker room talk is just talk and when asked point blank he said no I never did any of that.

But how does Hillary have the chutzpa to keep up on claiming she is following Michelle O and even when they go low we go high.  Cmon!  Who you kidding?
Case in point:
Her closing point was a suttle shot at him. She couldn't compliment him. He on the other hand complimented her and showed that he is a mentsch. #StayClassy

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3892 on: October 10, 2016, 01:40:15 AM »
Case in point:
Her closing point was a suttle shot at him. She couldn't compliment him. He on the other hand complimented her and showed that he is a mentsch. #StayClassy
Subtle!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3893 on: October 10, 2016, 01:43:16 AM »
Question to the field:
How many of you had this in your head when they spoke about Aleppo?:


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3894 on: October 10, 2016, 01:44:15 AM »
Case in point:
Her closing point was a suttle shot at him. She couldn't compliment him. He on the other hand complimented her and showed that he isacted like a mentsch for a moment. #StayClassy
FTFY

No one disagrees that he's really far from one.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3895 on: October 10, 2016, 01:46:34 AM »
Case in point:
Her closing point was a suttle shot at him. She couldn't compliment him. He on the other hand complimented her and showed that he is a mentsch. #StayClassy
That was painful on two accounts.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3896 on: October 10, 2016, 01:48:48 AM »
FTFY

No one disagrees that he's really far from one.
She has no sportsmanship or professional courtesy. He clearly does. And after Chelsea Clinton attacked him after the last debate for being respectful and conscience of her feelings he was left with no choice but bring it. Yet he still #StayedClassy 8)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3897 on: October 10, 2016, 01:49:30 AM »
That was painful on two accounts.
In what regard?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3898 on: October 10, 2016, 01:50:30 AM »
In what regard?
The spelling and the content.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3899 on: October 10, 2016, 03:16:59 AM »
"I believe in problems being solved. I believe in having other people pay for that." - DJT


Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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