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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3839933 times)

Offline sky121

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4020 on: October 11, 2016, 05:15:37 PM »
I think Trump could do good things as the President. And I do agree with a lot of what he says.

But how can the leader of the our country be someone we don't respect as a whole? Someone the majority of the US think so little of.
"Not all who wander are lost"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4021 on: October 11, 2016, 05:17:54 PM »
Won't that be a problem no matter who wins?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4022 on: October 11, 2016, 06:01:55 PM »
Won't that be a problem no matter who wins?
Yes, you're right. Though for various reasons it seems more severe with Trump. 

"Not all who wander are lost"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4023 on: October 11, 2016, 06:05:33 PM »
Because he seems slightly more unhinged.

GC"T, and let's remember gam ze l'tova. Let's put our trust in Hashem rather than these bozos.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4024 on: October 12, 2016, 04:08:31 PM »
Because he seems slightly more unhinged.

GC"T, and let's remember gam ze l'tova. Let's put our trust in Hashem rather than these bozos.
lev melachim v'sarim k'palgei mayim b'yad Hashem

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4025 on: October 12, 2016, 08:45:03 PM »
Yes, you're right. Though for various reasons it seems more severe with Trump.
She is worse than him. He at least doesn't lie. She lies so much that she gets red when she says something which has truth in it. She never admits she did anything wrong.

We said today   ומודה ועוזב ירוחם.....

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4026 on: October 12, 2016, 08:46:32 PM »
He at least doesn't lie.
Please, please tell me that you're joking.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4027 on: October 12, 2016, 09:16:13 PM »
Please, please tell me that you're joking.
Well, all politicians lie but you really don't see the difference?

Let's just take the debates when he was told you said that women are.... he did not say "you just heard her lying"

When she was attacked by Trump for her 33k erased emails she just said "all you just heard is again Donald with his lies"

Give. Me. A. Break.

She really makes me nauseous.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4028 on: October 12, 2016, 09:27:14 PM »
He lies about himself. she lies about us, about our country.  Not personal stuff.  Her lies got ppl killed in Benghazi.  Her lies are about an email which pretains to us
#TYH

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4029 on: October 12, 2016, 10:15:30 PM »
Well, all politicians lie but you really don't see the difference?

Let's just take the debates when he was told you said that women are.... he did not say "you just heard her lying"

When she was attacked by Trump for her 33k erased emails she just said "all you just heard is again Donald with his lies"

Give. Me. A. Break.

She really makes me nauseous.
I'm sorry, but he is a compulsive liar. He literally lies about everything.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4030 on: October 12, 2016, 10:18:41 PM »
Breaking news, I have an endorsement to make:























































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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4031 on: October 12, 2016, 10:19:10 PM »
Geez, what next? He actually did shoot a guy on 5th Ave?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4032 on: October 12, 2016, 10:23:30 PM »
Well, all politicians lie but you really don't see the difference?

Let's just take the debates when he was told you said that women are.... he did not say "you just heard her lying"

When she was attacked by Trump for her 33k erased emails she just said "all you just heard is again Donald with his lies"

Give. Me. A. Break.

She really makes me nauseous.
The fact that Trump's admission that he comes on to women without consent - doesn't make you equally nauseous, shows a lot about you.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4033 on: October 12, 2016, 10:42:23 PM »
lev melachim v'sarim k'palgei mayim b'yad Hashem
Vchol maaminim... Hamamlich melochim..

Hillary had this in the bag from rosh hashana imho.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4034 on: October 12, 2016, 10:45:29 PM »
The fact that Trump's admission that he comes on to women without consent - doesn't make you equally nauseous, shows a lot about you.
bottom line is it will be one of the 2. With all of trumps problems , nothing tells you he can't get things done. But for Hillary , doing nothing for this country is her motto

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4035 on: October 12, 2016, 10:46:32 PM »
Breaking news, I have an endorsement to make:








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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4036 on: October 12, 2016, 10:51:39 PM »


Breaking news, I have an endorsement to make

Can someone please explain what everyone has with this guy other than that he is a perfect picture for memes?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4037 on: October 12, 2016, 10:51:53 PM »
bottom line is it will be one of the 2. With all of trumps problems , nothing tells you he can't get things done. But for Hillary , doing nothing for this country is her motto
plenty tells me he can't get things done.
And he won't. Because he's gonna lose big.
I'm open to bets.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4038 on: October 12, 2016, 10:51:58 PM »


71k+, ken bone for president! (Just about as involved in politics as Ben Carson)

Wonder how many write in he'll get?



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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4039 on: October 12, 2016, 10:53:18 PM »

Can someone please explain what everyone has with this guy other than that he is a perfect picture for memes?
What else do you need? Its the age of the internet, all that matters is memes.
I'm not who you think I am.