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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 4118214 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #420 on: August 04, 2015, 03:25:01 PM »
Pulled this from a website:

Oct. 27, 2006: "[Obama] should run in '08. He will lose in '08. And the loss will put him irrevocably on a path to the presidency." For him to win in '08 would require a "miracle." -- Charles Krauthammer

Dec. 17, 2006: "Barack Obama is not going to beat Hillary Clinton in a single Democratic primary. I'll predict that right now." -- William Kristol

Dec. 22, 2006: "Obama's shot at the top will be short lived.... Hillary Inc. will grind up and spit out any Democratic challenger that gets in its way." -- Joe Scarborough

Mar. 19, 2007: "The right knows Obama is unelectable except perhaps against Attila the Hun." -- Mark Penn

Sep. 24, 2007: "Sen. Obama cannot possibly believe, and doesn't even act as if he believes, that he can be elected president of the United States next year." -- Christopher Hitchens

Dec. 24, 2007: "A Bound Man: Why We Are Excited About Obama and Why He Can't Win." -- title of book by Shelby Steele

Jan. 26, 2008: "The 'could we beat Obama?' conversation is purely academic. It's over. The Clintons have defeated him already, because he is leaving South Carolina as 'the black candidate.' He won't win another state." -- Michael Graham, National Review

May 7, 2008: "[Obama] has shown he cannot get the votes Democrats need to win -- blue-collar, working class people. He can get effete snobs, he can get wealthy academics, he can get the young, and he can get the black vote, but Democrats do not win with that.... He will lose big." -- Rush Limbaugh

June 3, 2008: "Obama can't possibly be elected." -- Dick Morris

Aug. 4, 2008: "The Molten Core of Barack: Why Obama Can't Win." -- Alex Castellanos

Aug. 11, 2008: "As I wrote last December, '[t]he pundits can talk until they are blue in the face about Obama's charisma and eloquence and cross-racial appeal. The fact of the matter is that Obama has no chance of being elected president in 2008.' I am more convinced of this conclusion than ever." -- Steven M. Warshawsky, The American Thinker

Aug. 15, 2008: "Most people think Sen. Obama has this election in the bag, but in reality he stands very little chance of reaching the presidency because of the simple fact that he is far too liberal for America." -- Russ Duenow, Fredericksburg.com

Aug. 31, 2008: "Mr. Obama is doomed to defeat.... Mr. McCain will win - and win big - in November." -- Jeffrey Kuhner, The Washington Times

Sep. 22, 2008: "John McCain will win the presidential election, Kellyanne Conway, one of the country's most respected Republican pollsters, tells Newsmax." -- Ronald Kessler

Oct. 9, 2008: "I have received numerous emails from Republicans and Democrats alike, asking whether I still think Obama will lose the election. Yes, I do. But what about the polls, they ask? The polls show that Obama is winning. No, they don't, as I will explain." -- Steven M. Warshawsky

Oct. 25, 2008: "[T]here are real signs pointing to a McCain victory this year, whether or not the mainstream media wants to acknowledge them." -- Steven M. Warshawsky

Oct. 28, 2008: "The Seven Reasons McCain-Palin Are a Lock to Win." -- Dan Perrin

Nov. 2, 2008: Obama will win the popular vote but lose the election -- Fred Barnes

Nov. 3, 2008: "I think John McCain will win a squeaker over Barack Obama." -- Ed Morrissey

Nov. 3, 2008: "Throw out the polls. All of them.... The fact is that no pollster truly knows what is going on this election cycle, because this election is unlike any other in the nation's recent history.... The final Electoral Vote tally will be 275-263 for McCain." -- Mark Impomeni, Politics Daily

Nov. 3, 2008: "The media could be the real mid-wife of the November 4th victory by Senator McCain and Governor Palin." -- Dan Perrin


Very interesting!

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #421 on: August 05, 2015, 11:41:33 PM »
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #422 on: August 06, 2015, 11:34:56 AM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #423 on: August 06, 2015, 04:59:41 PM »
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10155935177795725

The Donald arrives for the debate in his own air force one!

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #424 on: August 06, 2015, 05:20:01 PM »
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10155935177795725

The Donald arrives for the debate in his own air force one!
How will he manage without the good toilet seats when he gets elected? :'(
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #425 on: August 06, 2015, 05:28:54 PM »
Hour will he manage without the good toilet seats when he gets elected? :'(
Maybe he'll put them in at his own expense.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #426 on: August 06, 2015, 06:43:39 PM »
So who is watching tonight?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #427 on: August 06, 2015, 07:33:04 PM »
I'll watch highlights tomorrow.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #428 on: August 06, 2015, 07:53:53 PM »
Anyway to watch it tonight without TV?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #429 on: August 06, 2015, 07:55:03 PM »
I'll watch highlights tomorrow.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #430 on: August 06, 2015, 08:23:04 PM »
Anyway to watch it tonight without TV?

There is. Do a Google search for "watch fox news live".

Since it is piracy I will not post the actual link, but you should be able to find it fairly easily.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #431 on: August 06, 2015, 08:23:32 PM »
OK thank you

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #434 on: August 06, 2015, 09:11:27 PM »
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #435 on: August 06, 2015, 09:26:58 PM »
Trump is getting destroyed...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #436 on: August 06, 2015, 09:30:17 PM »
Trump is getting destroyed...
Who said?
Loved his answer on immigration.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #437 on: August 06, 2015, 09:31:15 PM »
He answered well but didn't answer the question...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #438 on: August 06, 2015, 09:33:12 PM »
Who said?
Loved his answer on immigration.

The question Megyn Kelley asked him is extremely demeaning. This is going to hurt him badly. He also got booed by the audience when he said he "doesn't know" if he won't run as an independent.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #439 on: August 06, 2015, 09:33:46 PM »
Loved his answer on immigration.
How about his answer about women?
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