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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #440 on: August 06, 2015, 09:37:24 PM »
How about his answer about women?

Essentially he answered that he demeans anyone and everyone when they upset him and he is not politically correct. i.e. the fact that they are a woman doesn't exempt them from being fair game.

He could have answered this better and should have seen this coming.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #441 on: August 06, 2015, 09:47:33 PM »
Essentially he answered that he demeans anyone and everyone when they upset him and he is not politically correct. i.e. the fact that they are a woman doesn't exempt them from being fair game.

He could have answered this better and should have seen this coming.
Of I understand that correctly, he said he's an a-hole to everyone equally?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #442 on: August 06, 2015, 09:50:49 PM »
Of I understand that correctly, he said he's an a-hole to everyone equally?

If they pis* him off, yes.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #443 on: August 06, 2015, 10:15:22 PM »
If they pis* him off, yes.
So we should except the same from him towards other world leaders?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #444 on: August 06, 2015, 10:17:47 PM »
So we should except the same from him towards other world leaders?

Probably.

Either way he is not looking very good right now.. I'm not sure his poll numbers will hold after this debate.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #445 on: August 06, 2015, 10:34:58 PM »
Two that are impressing me are Kasich and Bush.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #446 on: August 06, 2015, 10:56:51 PM »
Carson has impressed me

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #447 on: August 06, 2015, 10:59:13 PM »
Carson has impressed me
I agree. Smart guy and well spoken but not forceful enough.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #448 on: August 06, 2015, 11:00:27 PM »
How in the world is Trump successful at anything the guy looks like a buffoon?!
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #449 on: August 06, 2015, 11:05:50 PM »
How in the world is Trump successful at anything the guy looks like a buffoon?!

Business and politics are very different and I have never seen this more clearly than tonight. If Trump's numbers don't go flat after tonight I will be very surprised.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #450 on: August 06, 2015, 11:09:45 PM »
Carson and Rubio were awesome.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #451 on: August 06, 2015, 11:18:05 PM »
Why is this discussion here and not in the election thread?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #452 on: August 06, 2015, 11:18:40 PM »
If Trump's numbers don't go flat after tonight I will be very surprised.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #453 on: August 06, 2015, 11:20:37 PM »
Why is this discussion here and not in the election thread?
Some idiot asked who is going to watch and it snowballed from there.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #454 on: August 06, 2015, 11:39:45 PM »
love Trumps line: "if Iran was a stock, you should invest in it now."
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #455 on: August 07, 2015, 01:12:09 AM »
Time to get the forks out?
Go look at Drudge's poll of who won the debate, trump has almost 40% of the votes. Scary.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #456 on: August 07, 2015, 01:17:16 AM »
Go look at Drudge's poll of who won the debate, trump has almost 40% of the votes. Scary.

I saw that, but I would wait for a real poll to see what the numbers are.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #457 on: August 07, 2015, 05:25:13 PM »
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #458 on: August 08, 2015, 08:28:14 AM »
This guy is just a scumbag with money.

Trump slammed Kelly, saying her questions were "ridiculous" and "off-base."
"You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes," Trump told CNN's Don Lemon on Friday night. "Blood coming out of her wherever."
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« Reply #459 on: August 09, 2015, 03:23:37 PM »
This guy is just a scumbag with money.

Trump slammed Kelly, saying her questions were "ridiculous" and "off-base."
"You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes," Trump told CNN's Don Lemon on Friday night. "Blood coming out of her wherever."

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