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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3981720 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4420 on: October 19, 2016, 11:35:44 PM »
Don't care who wins anymore. Need this to be over already

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4421 on: October 19, 2016, 11:36:06 PM »
There is only one who will have the backing of the rest of Washington to inflict her harm
You think the H and S will flip D??
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4422 on: October 19, 2016, 11:36:18 PM »
Don't care who wins anymore. Need this to be over already
Amen.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4423 on: October 19, 2016, 11:39:01 PM »
You think the H and S will flip D??
Even without that. They did not do a great job with Obama. The bureaucracy will back her to the extent of criminality like they did now, the media will cover up for her like they do now and the republicans will have no backbone to stand up to her like they don't now
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4424 on: October 19, 2016, 11:40:12 PM »
And you are calling others zombies?
I don't mean that as harsh as it sounds, but you are swallowing the dem narrative that they planted at trump rallies and you are falling for it even after it was exposed.

What was "exposed"? We knew all along that the protesters were Leftists, and that they were paid. All we got from Wikileaks was documented proof of it.

As for Trump, he lacted like a child from day one. I didn't even believe that he was a serious candidate. I saw him in the same light as "the rent is too damn high" Jimmy McMillan -- A comedic candidate. I am utterly surprised that he got as far as he did.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4425 on: October 19, 2016, 11:40:48 PM »
even if they are both terrible candidates i would still vote trump, so that it would be interesting to follow politics. if hillary wins, the enjoyment of politics is over!! she is so boooring!!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4426 on: October 19, 2016, 11:42:24 PM »
Even without that. They did not do a great job with Obama. The bureaucracy will back her to the extent of criminality like they did now, the media will cover up for her like they do now and the republicans will have no backbone to stand up to her like they don't now
Um, you do know that the H&S went crazy to the Ds in 08, yes?
What has Obama accomplished since losing them?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4427 on: October 19, 2016, 11:42:36 PM »
What was "exposed"? We knew all along that the protesters were Leftists, and that they were paid. All we got from Wikileaks was documented proof of it.

As for Trump, he lacted like a child from day one. I didn't even believe that he was a serious candidate. I saw him in the same light as "the rent is too damn high" Jimmy McMillan -- A comedic candidate. I am utterly surprised that he got as far as he did.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4428 on: October 19, 2016, 11:43:21 PM »
What was "exposed"? We knew all along that the protesters were Leftists, and that they were paid. All we got from Wikileaks was documented proof of it.

As for Trump, he lacted like a child from day one. I didn't even believe that he was a serious candidate. I saw him in the same light as "the rent is too damn high" Jimmy McMillan -- A comedic candidate. I am utterly surprised that he got as far as he did.
Documented proof= exposed. He doesn't seem to accept it even now.

It was O'Keefe btw

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4429 on: October 19, 2016, 11:43:28 PM »
even if they are both terrible candidates i would still vote trump, so that it would be interesting to follow politics. if hillary wins, the enjoyment of politics is over!! she is so boooring!!
Right, who needs boring when it comes to running a country.
Let's play with matches like the Philippines and Venezuela!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4430 on: October 19, 2016, 11:45:11 PM »
Right, who needs boring when it comes to running a country.
Let's play with matches like the Philippines and Venezuela!
well if its matches either way it might as well be interesting...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4431 on: October 19, 2016, 11:45:40 PM »
So I gave it a lot of thought and I've come to the conclusion that the only way the R's have a chance at getting the White House and doing a good job is to give the next four years to Hillary. If Trump would win the election he will undoubtedly screw up, thereby confirming what D's have been saying all along, and Republicans will lose America's trust for the next 3-4 election cycles. Let Hillary have the next four years, she'll do what she does best, screw things up as well, and then i believe America will finally decide enough is enough. Hopefully though, we'll have a decent candidate to run against Kanye West!  ;D ;D ...just my two cents.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4432 on: October 19, 2016, 11:46:34 PM »
Um, you do know that the H&S went crazy to the Ds in 08, yes?
What has Obama accomplished since losing them?
Regulations and more regulations and foreign capitulation. He had done plenty by executive order. The dems have gotten the better of them in every single budget capitulation and much more
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4433 on: October 19, 2016, 11:47:23 PM »
Right, who needs boring when it comes to running a country.
Let's play with matches like the Philippines and Venezuela!
I think the real question is why is the country spelled Philippines but the people are Filipinos?!?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4434 on: October 19, 2016, 11:47:58 PM »
So I gave it a lot of thought and I've come to the conclusion that the only way the R's have a chance at getting the White House and doing a good job is to give the next four years to Hillary. If Trump would win the election he will undoubtedly screw up, thereby confirming what D's have been saying all along, and Republicans will lose America's trust for the next 3-4 election cycles. Let Hillary have the next four years, she'll do what she does best, screw things up as well, and then i believe America will finally decide enough is enough. Hopefully though, we'll have a decent candidate to run against Kanye West!  ;D ;D ...just my two cents.
I've heard that when Obama won too how did that work out?

Add to that millions of illegals becoming voters.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4435 on: October 19, 2016, 11:48:50 PM »
So I gave it a lot of thought and I've come to the conclusion that the only way the R's have a chance at getting the White House and doing a good job is to give the next four years to Hillary. If Trump would win the election he will undoubtedly screw up, thereby confirming what D's have been saying all along, and Republicans will lose America's trust for the next 3-4 election cycles. Let Hillary have the next four years, she'll do what she does best, screw things up as well, and then i believe America will finally decide enough is enough. Hopefully though, we'll have a decent candidate to run against Kanye West!  ;D ;D ...just my two cents.
if trump screws up the R's have an easy out, trump is crazy like the R's have been saying all along...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4436 on: October 19, 2016, 11:50:57 PM »
At least we had a debate with a fair moderator!
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4437 on: October 19, 2016, 11:53:40 PM »
So I gave it a lot of thought and I've come to the conclusion that the only way the R's have a chance at getting the White House and doing a good job is to give the next four years to Hillary. If Trump would win the election he will undoubtedly screw up, thereby confirming what D's have been saying all along, and Republicans will lose America's trust for the next 3-4 election cycles. Let Hillary have the next four years, she'll do what she does best, screw things up as well, and then i believe America will finally decide enough is enough. Hopefully though, we'll have a decent candidate to run against Kanye West!  ;D ;D ...just my two cents.
What about her failing record now? It doesn't look like it affected her. The dems are all teamed up.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4438 on: October 19, 2016, 11:55:17 PM »
What about her failing record now? It doesn't look like it affected her. The dems are all teamed up.
it may not have effected her personally but its effected the overall growth of America. And by the time 2020 rolls around, ppl will have had enough!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4439 on: October 20, 2016, 12:00:31 AM »
THAT'S NOT HOW DEMOCRACY WORKS!
We don't live in Russia! You don't get to choose to not recognize the will of the people.
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