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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3859328 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4740 on: October 28, 2016, 05:05:05 PM »
Do you think that's even a possibility?
I think it's likely!

No way this email batch is going to be dismissed again. She's also probably going to win...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4741 on: October 28, 2016, 05:06:36 PM »
Apparently Comey didn't take it well being called a political hack.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4742 on: October 28, 2016, 05:12:12 PM »
Kaine becomes pres
So then this is the best thing for her campaign.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4743 on: October 28, 2016, 05:13:45 PM »
Won't be the first Clinton to be impeached.
It'll be pretty cool to see the first time in history a husband and wife both impeached.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4744 on: October 28, 2016, 05:15:48 PM »
Btw it's Espionage 101 to go after the perverts. They are always the soft underbelly of any network of people.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4745 on: October 29, 2016, 08:03:20 PM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
HT: DMYD

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4746 on: October 29, 2016, 08:06:10 PM »
 
If you don't care why would you comment?
HT: DMYD

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4747 on: October 29, 2016, 08:21:06 PM »
Dan,
Have you seen DT's "Contract"? Any reaction?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4748 on: October 29, 2016, 09:05:16 PM »
Dan,
Have you seen DT's "Contract"? Any reaction?
i think dan has a game Tonight

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4749 on: October 29, 2016, 09:31:49 PM »
This election is getting wilder by the day. Almost like a thriller novel. Looks like Wikileaks is keeping his word about a Hillary indictment after all. Its kinda like this giant pendulum of poll numbers swinging from Trump to Clinton and back and whoever is lucky enough to be on the right side on Nov. 8 wins.....
 

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4750 on: October 29, 2016, 09:38:04 PM »
This election is getting wilder by the day. Almost like a thriller novel. Looks like Wikileaks is keeping his word about a Hillary indictment after all. Its kinda like this giant pendulum of poll numbers swinging from Trump to Clinton and back and whoever is lucky enough to be on the right side on Nov. 8 wins.....
What of real interest has come from wiki?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4751 on: October 29, 2016, 10:29:53 PM »
Well i suppose nothing as of yet. But shes back under FBI investigation and you never know where thats really coming from. Either way its exciting...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4752 on: October 29, 2016, 10:53:12 PM »
So interesting that the DDF poll is always giving Trump around 50% - no matter how many ddf'rs voted.

Which tells me that most polls out there are pretty much accurate. That means Hillary is winning big time ; ( 

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4753 on: October 29, 2016, 11:02:33 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4754 on: October 29, 2016, 11:04:53 PM »
Wikileaks announced they have enough evidence in Hillary emails to lead to an arrest. Will be released on the 1st.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4755 on: October 29, 2016, 11:07:49 PM »
Wikileaks announced they have enough evidence in Hillary emails to lead to an arrest. Will be released on the 1st.
Source?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4756 on: October 29, 2016, 11:07:51 PM »
Wikileaks announced they have enough evidence in Hillary emails to lead to an arrest. Will be released on the 1st.
Old news. That's what they said as their "October surprise".
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4758 on: October 29, 2016, 11:10:03 PM »
Old news. That's what they said as their "October surprise".
They said big news I don't believe they ever mentioned that it would lead to an arrest.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4759 on: October 29, 2016, 11:17:01 PM »
If Hillary truthfully has enough damaging emails to get her arrested, why in the world is she still running? She should be cutting her losses.
Unless she's so stubborn she can't see how bad she's dug in.
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