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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3857473 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4760 on: October 29, 2016, 11:18:51 PM »
Quote from: grodnoking on October 29, 2016, 11:17:01 PM
Unless she's so stubborn she can't see how bad she's dug in.
Is she still married to Bill? That should tell you something.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4761 on: October 29, 2016, 11:19:37 PM »
Quote from: grodnoking on October 29, 2016, 11:17:01 PM
If Hillary truthfully has enough damaging emails to get her arrested, why in the world is she still running?
She's waited for this her entire life. And not many chances left
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4762 on: October 29, 2016, 11:20:16 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on October 29, 2016, 11:18:51 PM
Is she still married to Bill? That should tell you something.
Also, she feels protected by the media and government.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4763 on: October 29, 2016, 11:20:21 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on October 29, 2016, 11:18:51 PM
Is she still married to Bill? That should tell you something.
Pay for play only worked because she was.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4764 on: October 29, 2016, 11:23:18 PM »
Quote from: grodnoking on October 29, 2016, 11:17:01 PM
If Hillary truthfully has enough damaging emails to get her arrested, why in the world is she still running? She should be cutting her losses.
Unless she's so stubborn she can't see how bad she's dug in.
How would dropping out cut her loss? She doesn't lose anything by staying in, Wikileaks will drop the bombshells either way.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4765 on: October 29, 2016, 11:24:49 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on October 29, 2016, 11:23:18 PM
How would dropping out cut her loss? She doesn't lose anything by staying in, Wikileaks will drop the bombshells either way.
She knows background politics better than anyone. I'm sure if she wasn't running for president she'd be able to wriggle her way out.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4766 on: October 29, 2016, 11:27:30 PM »
trump nailed it!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4767 on: October 29, 2016, 11:29:10 PM »
Quote from: danrocks613 on October 29, 2016, 11:27:30 PM
trump nailed it!
Time to charge your phone
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4768 on: October 29, 2016, 11:55:22 PM »
that seems suspicious. he's not that smart :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4769 on: October 29, 2016, 11:58:55 PM »
Quote from: thaber on October 29, 2016, 11:55:22 PM
that seems suspicious. he's not that smart :)

Maybe someone smart gave him that idea
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4770 on: October 30, 2016, 12:00:01 AM »
Quote from: thaber on October 29, 2016, 11:55:22 PM
that seems suspicious. he's not that smart :)

I thought so, too, but I just checked the New York Time from August. Shocking: His quote is actually in there in August! Quote: “I only worry for the country in that Hillary Clinton was careless and negligent in allowing Weiner to have such close proximity to highly classified information,” Mr. Trump said, using language that echoed criticism of Mrs. Clinton this summer by the F.B.I. director, James B. Comey Jr. “Who knows what he learned and who he told? It’s just another example of Hillary Clinton’s bad judgment. It is possible that our country and its security have been greatly compromised by this.”

NYT August 2016 Link:  http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/30/nyregion/anthony-weiner-sexting-huma-abedin.html
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4771 on: October 30, 2016, 12:03:19 AM »
Quote from: thaber on October 29, 2016, 11:55:22 PM
that seems suspicious. he's not that smart :)
Why do you feel it would need to be smart? It is such an obvious connection.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4772 on: October 30, 2016, 12:08:15 AM »
he actually predicted it over a year earlier on twitter
http://insider.foxnews.com/amp/article/52226
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4773 on: October 30, 2016, 12:16:09 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4774 on: October 30, 2016, 12:26:43 AM »
Watch his reaction that it is from Weiner
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4775 on: October 30, 2016, 12:33:04 AM »
Cold! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4776 on: October 30, 2016, 01:12:50 AM »
Quote from: aygart on October 30, 2016, 12:26:43 AM
Watch his reaction that it is from Weiner

;D ;D joe aint that stupid
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4778 on: October 30, 2016, 08:21:19 AM »
My theory is that now James comey is safe, if Clinton wins he just sais that there weee actually no new emails and if trump wins Clinton goes to jail...
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