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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
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Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #480 on: August 12, 2015, 12:02:20 PM »
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It would take a real achiever to diminish the office of the presidency even more than Obama has

And that was after Mr. Clinton did his part in diminishing the office of the presidency.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #481 on: August 12, 2015, 01:09:59 PM »
And that was after Mr. Clinton did his part in diminishing the office of the presidency.
How soon we forget about Nixon, the worst of the bunch.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #482 on: August 12, 2015, 01:11:58 PM »
Article is pretty accurate, but I feel the same way about people who voted for Obama in 2012. In fact, Obama is the reason why so many Conservatives support Trump.
If there was never an Obama people would still support the Clown. These same supporters think he won the debate.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #483 on: August 12, 2015, 01:16:40 PM »
How soon we forget about Nixon, the worst of the bunch.
I wasnt voting age then.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #484 on: August 12, 2015, 01:49:25 PM »
How soon we forget about Nixon, the worst of the bunch.
for many here that was only in history class
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #485 on: August 12, 2015, 03:32:38 PM »
for many here that was only in history class
...and what were they sleeping?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #486 on: August 12, 2015, 07:06:31 PM »
...and what were they sleeping?

There are many unanswered questions about Obama's actions, and if the answers to these questions ever see the light of day, his scandals could make Nixon look like a saint.

Here are some of them:

1. Why did the White house deliberately try to cover up the Benghazi attack?
2. Was the IRS instructed to target Tea Party organizations? Why did Lois Lerner plead the 5th?
3. Why did Obama seal the F&F records by executive order?

The MSM gave the Obama admin a free pass on these. If they would be as easy-going on Nixon as they were on Obama, he would have taken Watergate with him to the grave.

There are other interesting questions, but these are more consperacy-style:

1. Is it a coincidence that Obama's grandmother died the night before the 2008 elections?
2. Did Obama lie to Harvard that he was born in Kenya so that he could get accepted as a "foreign, diverse" student?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #487 on: August 12, 2015, 08:10:27 PM »
There are many unanswered questions about Obama's actions, and if the answers to these questions ever see the light of day, his scandals could make Nixon look like a saint.

Here are some of them:

1. Why did the White house deliberately try to cover up the Benghazi attack?
2. Was the IRS instructed to target Tea Party organizations? Why did Lois Lerner plead the 5th?
3. Why did Obama seal the F&F records by executive order?

The MSM gave the Obama admin a free pass on these. If they would be as easy-going on Nixon as they were on Obama, he would have taken Watergate with him to the grave.

There are other interesting questions, but these are more consperacy-style:

1. Is it a coincidence that Obama's grandmother died the night before the 2008 elections?
2. Did Obama lie to Harvard that he was born in Kenya so that he could get accepted as a "foreign, diverse" student?
No coincidence.

He had her drugged, then killed so that she wouldn't reveal that he was born in Kenya ??? ???

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #488 on: August 13, 2015, 10:09:46 AM »
There are many unanswered questions about Obama's actions, and if the answers to these questions ever see the light of day, his scandals could make Nixon look like a saint.

Here are some of them:

1. Why did the White house deliberately try to cover up the Benghazi attack?
2. Was the IRS instructed to target Tea Party organizations? Why did Lois Lerner plead the 5th?
3. Why did Obama seal the F&F records by executive order?

The MSM gave the Obama admin a free pass on these. If they would be as easy-going on Nixon as they were on Obama, he would have taken Watergate with him to the grave.

There are other interesting questions, but these are more consperacy-style:

1. Is it a coincidence that Obama's grandmother died the night before the 2008 elections?
2. Did Obama lie to Harvard that he was born in Kenya so that he could get accepted as a "foreign, diverse" student?
The only Nixonesque one is the IRS. If they connect that to Obama it will has very far reaching consequences.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #489 on: August 13, 2015, 10:19:21 AM »
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #490 on: August 13, 2015, 10:51:35 AM »
The only Nixonesque one is the IRS. If they connect that to Obama it will has very far reaching consequences.

Perhaps you mean that the possible IRS scandal is the only one that is similar to Nixon's alleged IRS crime.

If the truth ever comes out about Benghazi (and don't count on it), it can potentially be more damaging than the IRS scandal. Feel free to look this up yourself, but Someone told the CIA field team to stand down while the embassy was getting attacked. When the news came out, the same person or people tried to cover up the crime as something spontaneously sparked by a cheaply made YouTube video, and then had the filmmaker arrested.

I have never seen a president or administration that gets away with what Obama gets away with. The man can do whatever he feels like and he is untouchable because the MSM are his lapdogs.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #491 on: August 13, 2015, 12:18:48 PM »
I have never seen a president or administration that gets away with what Obama gets away with. The man can do whatever he feels like and he is untouchable because the MSM are his lapdogs.
Sounds like the exact same things the Dems said about Reagan.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #492 on: August 13, 2015, 04:57:51 PM »
Perhaps you mean that the possible IRS scandal is the only one that is similar to Nixon's alleged IRS crime.

If the truth ever comes out about Benghazi (and don't count on it), it can potentially be more damaging than the IRS scandal. Feel free to look this up yourself, but Someone told the CIA field team to stand down while the embassy was getting attacked. When the news came out, the same person or people tried to cover up the crime as something spontaneously sparked by a cheaply made YouTube video, and then had the filmmaker arrested.

I have never seen a president or administration that gets away with what Obama gets away with. The man can do whatever he feels like and he is untouchable because the MSM are his lapdogs.
That, while wrong and scandalous, is not something undermining the foundations of our government. They goofed and an ambassador died and they covered up. It was a coverup and I am not excusing that, but it does not directly affect most Americans. Sending the IRS after political opponents is the opposite of how the country is supposed to run. One of the highest ideals in this country is that there be no regulation of political speech. Punishing such speech undermines our entire form government.

Sounds like the exact same things the Dems said about Reagan.
Again with ancient history...... ::)
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #493 on: August 13, 2015, 05:11:58 PM »
Again with ancient history...... ::)
If Reagan is ancient history then what would Hitler be?  :P
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #494 on: August 13, 2015, 05:16:42 PM »
If Reagan is ancient history then what would Hitler be?  :P
the past present and future until moshiach
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #495 on: August 13, 2015, 05:19:53 PM »
Sounds like the exact same things the Dems said about Reagan.
Ya the guy got away with terrible things-like a big drop in unemployment and the crumbling of the Soviet Union, both things that democrats hate.

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« Reply #496 on: August 13, 2015, 05:22:26 PM »
Ya the guy got away with terrible things-like a big drop in unemployment and the crumbling of the Soviet Union, both things that democrats hate.
ancient history :-\
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #497 on: August 13, 2015, 05:23:59 PM »
ancient history :-\
When the dinosaurs roamed...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #498 on: August 13, 2015, 05:32:56 PM »
Cm is talking about things like Iran contra. At the time some called him the Teflon president
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #499 on: August 13, 2015, 09:10:26 PM »
Even Donald Duck would be better than hope for change. Pity he didn't get fired
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