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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3854440 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4820 on: October 31, 2016, 08:39:54 PM »
Even she admits she is one of the most corrupt candidates of all time.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4821 on: October 31, 2016, 08:41:31 PM »
;D ;D ;D

Best line in history of DDF.
+1

Nominated for the DDF hall of fame (someone get that thread started).
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4822 on: October 31, 2016, 08:41:48 PM »
If Trump would write something like this we would think that _________________________

BTW the whole thing is about a server pinging a Russian bank.

« Last Edit: October 31, 2016, 08:50:56 PM by aygart »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4823 on: October 31, 2016, 08:53:06 PM »
+1

Nominated for the DDF hall of fame (someone get that thread started).
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=53386.0
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4824 on: October 31, 2016, 09:37:49 PM »
My guess is the Russia line of attack was initially scrapped from the Clinton campaign arsenal as too outlandish. They now decided to bring it back out of desperation.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4825 on: October 31, 2016, 09:39:40 PM »
If Trump would write something like this we would think that _________________________

BTW the whole thing is about a server pinging a Russian bank.


Donald Trump being a puppet of the Kremlin is from the most outrageous conspiracy theories of this election. Hillary is trying to mainstream it.

I'd sooner believe that Hillary has a body double.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4826 on: October 31, 2016, 09:42:47 PM »
Is that a joke or serious. I know Dan and all the CLE guys think he's hot stuff but the impression I got was that he was half senile.
Gov. John Kasich, who had vowed not vote for Donald Trump, voted today by absentee ballot for John McCain, the 2008 GOP nominee.
This just solidified that

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4827 on: October 31, 2016, 09:45:19 PM »
Today, they have proof that this lady provided Hillary with the questions to the debate in advance.

CNN fired her. She did something wrong. Didn't Hillary's camp ALSO do the wrong thing by TAKING the questions in advance?!?
Clear proof that they took the questions in advance. Why isn't Hillary disqualified from this election?

Link: https://www.yahoo.com/news/cnn-cuts-ties-with-donna-brazile-after-hacked-emails-suggest-she-gave-clinton-campaign-debate-questions-183855590.html
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4828 on: October 31, 2016, 09:46:48 PM »
I know Dan and all the CLE guys think he's hot stuff but the impression I got was that he was half senile.
We haven't heard from Dan here the past few days. Maybe he's reassessing and considering an endorsement...  ::)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4829 on: October 31, 2016, 10:01:47 PM »
Donald Trump being a puppet of the Kremlin is from the most outrageous conspiracy theories of this election. Hillary is trying to mainstream it.

I'd sooner believe that Hillary has a body double.
at this point that may be her only remaining weapon
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4831 on: October 31, 2016, 10:56:20 PM »
Gov. John Kasich, who had vowed not vote for Donald Trump, voted today by absentee ballot for John McCain, the 2008 GOP nominee.
OMG.
I did not believe this until I actually fact checked it.

Dan, are you at least ashamed? This funky idiot you wanted to have as our POTUS.

What a brainless guy. Now it all makes sense how stupid he was by the debates and so on.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4832 on: October 31, 2016, 10:57:08 PM »
When the Times becomes the voice of reason vs. the Dem candidate we are in trouble.

Investigating Donald Trump, F.B.I. Sees No Clear Link to Russia
In classified sessions in August and September, intelligence officials also briefed congressional leaders on the possibility of financial ties between Russians and people connected to Mr. Trump. They focused particular attention on what cyberexperts said appeared to be a mysterious computer back channel between the Trump Organization and the Alfa Bank, which is one of Russia’s biggest banks and whose owners have longstanding ties to Mr. Putin.
F.B.I. officials spent weeks examining computer data showing an odd stream of activity to a Trump Organization server and Alfa Bank. Computer logs obtained by The New York Times show that two servers at Alfa Bank sent more than 2,700 “look-up” messages — a first step for one system’s computers to talk to another — to a Trump-connected server beginning in the spring. But the F.B.I. ultimately concluded that there could be an innocuous explanation, like a marketing email or spam, for the computer contacts.
The most serious part of the F.B.I.’s investigation has focused on the computer hacks that the Obama administration now formally blames on Russia. That investigation also involves numerous officials from the intelligence agencies. Investigators, the officials said, have become increasingly confident, based on the evidence they have uncovered, that Russia’s direct goal is not to support the election of Mr. Trump, as many Democrats have asserted, but rather to disrupt the integrity of the political system and undermine America’s standing in the world more broadly.

ETA: Good Sam got it up first.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4833 on: October 31, 2016, 11:10:32 PM »
OMG.
I did not believe this until I actually fact checked it.

Dan, are you at least ashamed? This funky idiot you wanted to have as our POTUS.

What a brainless guy. Now it all makes sense how stupid he was by the debates and so on.
It's a protest vote.
Who cares if you vote for Johnson, McMullen, McCain, or Abraham Lincoln?
The 2 parties have given us flaming bags of 💩. Make of it what you will, this place will stink either way.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4834 on: October 31, 2016, 11:14:51 PM »
@Dan did you make a final decision who you're voting for?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4835 on: October 31, 2016, 11:33:45 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4836 on: October 31, 2016, 11:34:21 PM »
It's a protest vote.
Who cares if you vote for Johnson, McMullen, McCain, or Abraham Lincoln?
The 2 parties have given us flaming bags of 💩. Make of it what you will, this place will stink either way.
Could have voted for himself  :P

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4837 on: October 31, 2016, 11:35:32 PM »
Not sure who is a stupider, kasich or hikind??

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4838 on: October 31, 2016, 11:40:27 PM »
Dan lives in OH where voting is pretty important. I hope he votes for Trump - not that he's good but he's def the lesser of the two evils. Writing in a candidate is just burying your head in the sand.

This is my humble opinion.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4839 on: October 31, 2016, 11:41:42 PM »
Dan lives in OH where voting is pretty important. I hope he votes for Trump - not that he's good but he's def the lesser of the two evils. Writing in a candidate is just burying your head in the sand.

This is my humble opinion.
What a refreshing view. Thanks for joining the conversation.
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