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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3770732 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4840 on: October 31, 2016, 11:53:10 PM »
What a refreshing view. Thanks for joining the conversation.

I was following this conversation since the beginning lol. I love politics but frankly this election is way overdone and can't wait it to be o v e r.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4841 on: November 01, 2016, 12:04:59 AM »
It's a protest vote.
Who cares if you vote for Johnson, McMullen, McCain, or Abraham Lincoln?
The 2 parties have given us flaming bags of 💩. Make of it what you will, this place will stink either way.
I was trying to figure out that manure dumping outside the D office which was in the news a couple of days ago. Couldn't figure out if it was the Ds just emptying out their own office, or some R feeling that the Ds need some help to grow, and decided to fertilize them.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
-- Dan

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4842 on: November 01, 2016, 12:10:41 AM »
Trump calls for a special prosecutor.

CNN: Trump is a dictator.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/10/politics/trump-threat-jail-clinton-trnd/

Comey reopens email investigation.

CNN: We should appoint a special prosecutor.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/31/opinions/special-prosecutor-for-emails-investigation-callan/
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4843 on: November 01, 2016, 12:30:20 AM »
It's a protest vote.
Who cares if you vote for Johnson, McMullen, McCain, or Abraham Lincoln?
The 2 parties have given us flaming bags of 💩. Make of it what you will, this place will stink either way.

Come on, Dan. Stop sticking up for him. You're rationalizing. Voting for McCain is not a "protest vote." Harambe is a protest vote. Voting for McCain is just weird and off the wall and shows total lack of self-awareness, kind of like, oh I don't know, like darshaning about the blood of Yoshke at a matzah bakery!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4844 on: November 01, 2016, 12:44:36 AM »
Come on, Dan. Stop sticking up for him. You're rationalizing. Voting for McCain is not a "protest vote." Harambe is a protest vote. Voting for McCain is just weird and off the wall and shows total lack of self-awareness, kind of like, oh I don't know, like darshaning about the blood of Yoshke at a matzah bakery!
Or just simply..... retarded. He hasn't moved from the 2008 election, so he's voting for his candidate from that election.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
-- Dan

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4845 on: November 01, 2016, 01:22:21 AM »
Gov. John Kasich, who had vowed not vote for Donald Trump, voted today by absentee ballot for John McCain, the 2008 GOP nominee.

Does he know that they won't count his vote?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4846 on: November 01, 2016, 01:24:47 AM »
Does he know that they won't count his vote?

No, he's senile, or crazy. We established that.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4847 on: November 01, 2016, 01:53:16 AM »
No, he's senile, and crazy. We established that.

FTFY

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4848 on: November 01, 2016, 02:21:11 AM »
It's a protest vote.
Who cares if you vote for Johnson, McMullen, McCain, or Abraham Lincoln?
The 2 parties have given us flaming bags of 💩. Make of it what you will, this place will stink either way.
Protest to who? In which way will this protest help anyone?

Let him get over it. He lost. To Donald Trump. Now do everything you can so this sick Clinton does not get elected. What doesn't he understand?
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4849 on: November 01, 2016, 02:33:58 AM »
Seen on Twitter: A friend is voting for the candidate most likely to be indicted quickly.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4850 on: November 01, 2016, 06:53:26 AM »
This senile crazy talk is beyond ridiculous. Disagree all you want, his vote has been explained ad nauseum rationally and coherently. Which is more than one can say for any of Trump's statements. Ever.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4851 on: November 01, 2016, 07:08:43 AM »


Which is more than one can say for any of Trump's statements. Ever.
Aygart is about to call you out for cognitive dissonance.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4852 on: November 01, 2016, 07:23:55 AM »
They are the same polls  which had Trump upon all along. LA times etc..

Let's see a CNN CBS or Fox news poll showing him ahead.
Trump is now up in the ABC poll. He's made up a 12 point deficit in a week. First time he's up in this poll in over 4 months.

What would you attribute this to?
A. New email investigation
B. Obamacare coverage
C. Media unskewing in the final stretch?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4853 on: November 01, 2016, 07:31:36 AM »
Aygart is about to call you out for cognitive dissonance.
And then throw out his genius disqualified vs unqualified trope

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4854 on: November 01, 2016, 07:52:05 AM »
This senile crazy talk is beyond ridiculous. Disagree all you want, his vote has been explained ad nauseum rationally and coherently. Which is more than one can say for any of Trump's statements. Ever.
I challenge you to make 10 revisions to your post and repost it.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4855 on: November 01, 2016, 08:02:28 AM »
I challenge you to make 10 revisions to your post and repost it.
And I challenge you to drink a cup of milk next Tuesday, after shrugging your shoulders and spinning a dreidel.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4856 on: November 01, 2016, 08:27:13 AM »
What a refreshing view. Thanks for joining the conversation.
Lol. Spit my cereal out....

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4857 on: November 01, 2016, 08:29:13 AM »
Aygart is about to call you out for cognitive dissonance.
That one was so obvious it didn't need to be pointed out.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4858 on: November 01, 2016, 08:30:51 AM »
Trump is now up in the ABC poll. He's made up a 12 point deficit in a week. First time he's up in this poll in over 4 months.

What would you attribute this to?
A. New email investigation
B. Obamacare coverage
C. Media unskewing in the final stretch?
I know Trump is up 1 in the ABC poll.
But how many points did she lose since last ABC poll ?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4859 on: November 01, 2016, 08:33:18 AM »
Dan lives in OH where voting is pretty important. I hope he votes for Trump - not that he's good but he's def the lesser of the two evils. Writing in a candidate is just burying your head in the sand.

This is my humble opinion.
She's definitely more self-aware that she's pure evil.
But I'm not convinced that he won't wind up being more evil/cause more long-term harm in reality, though he's too narcissistic to even realize when he's evil.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.