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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3824526 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4940 on: November 01, 2016, 01:02:10 PM »
what will you guys do in a week from now? :)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4942 on: November 01, 2016, 01:15:57 PM »
what will you guys do in a week from now? :)
Talk about "The Choke". How CLE blew a 3-1 series lead.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4943 on: November 01, 2016, 01:18:08 PM »
Talk about "The Choke". How CLE blew a 3-1 series lead.
How do you like your Crow again?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4944 on: November 01, 2016, 01:21:24 PM »
How do you like your Crow again?
Not over cooked but after my iron clad guarantee for last game I don't think anyone has any right to bring up crow again on me.  :)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4945 on: November 01, 2016, 01:22:38 PM »
Enough of this coy nonsense. You and Paul Ryan. We know you'll both end up voting for Trump in the end.
Paul Ryan: check
Dan: softening
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4946 on: November 01, 2016, 01:28:25 PM »
Not over cooked but after my iron clad guarantee for last game I don't think anyone has any right to bring up crow again on me.  :)
No one even replied to that garbage claim because it was just a blind guess that got you lucky.

You are still Crow Master.

Dan can we get an updated forum profile for JTZ of Crow Master?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4947 on: November 01, 2016, 01:35:47 PM »
No one even replied to that garbage claim because it was just a blind guess that got you lucky.
OK MR #AfterTheFact  :P
You were all scared or superstitious to say anything. A clinching game and Dan stays home. That says it all.  ;)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4948 on: November 01, 2016, 01:58:30 PM »
what will you guys do in a week from now? :)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4949 on: November 01, 2016, 01:59:31 PM »
Paul Ryan: check
Dan: softening
My posting of an article doesn't mean I fully agree with it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4950 on: November 01, 2016, 02:02:19 PM »
HRC -275 to win.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4951 on: November 01, 2016, 03:59:12 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4952 on: November 01, 2016, 04:21:22 PM »
Gov. John Kasich, who had vowed not vote for Donald Trump, voted today by absentee ballot for John McCain, the 2008 GOP nominee.
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 “John Kasich Stays True to His Vow, Writes In John McCain Over Trump on Ballot”—headline, Mediaite, Oct. 31
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4953 on: November 01, 2016, 04:49:44 PM »
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/clinton-campaign-bad-poll-abc-washington-post-230591
#unskew
The Clinton campaign’s “bad polls” assessment of the ABC/Washington Post survey puts it in line with Trump surrogate and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, who dismissed it Tuesday morning on Twitter.

“Washington Post-ABC poll is an absurdity,” he wrote. “Trump has not moved up 13 points in the last 8 days. He was NEVER 12 points behind. Ignore polls.”
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4955 on: November 01, 2016, 07:07:27 PM »
Because McCain stands for a large part of what's wrong with Trump. As has been said above.

It's akin to voting for Reagan. In fact, it would have been better for him if he had said he voted for ole Ronnie, because that would have invoked the precedent of having a senile president, a bridge Kasich hopes someday to cross.

Put it this way- if he's OK with having Hillary win because he is so anti-Trump, then he should have voted for her outright. If he understands enough to know why that's not acceptable (no one said he has lost all cognitive function yet), i.e. that he is a sitting Republican governor, then he should understand the need to tow the party line.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4956 on: November 01, 2016, 07:19:37 PM »
It's akin to voting for Reagan. In fact, it would have been better for him if he had said he voted for ole Ronnie, because that would have invoked the precedent of having a senile president, a bridge Kasich hopes someday to cross.

Put it this way- if he's OK with having Hillary win because he is so anti-Trump, then he should have voted for her outright. If he understands enough to know why that's not acceptable (no one said he has lost all cognitive function yet), i.e. that he is a sitting Republican governor, then he should understand the need to tow the party line.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4958 on: November 01, 2016, 08:36:54 PM »
It's akin to voting for Reagan. In fact, it would have been better for him if he had said he voted for ole Ronnie, because that would have invoked the precedent of having a senile president, a bridge Kasich hopes someday to cross.

Lol! You crack me up!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4959 on: November 01, 2016, 08:50:42 PM »
Trump looks awfully good when he stays on message.
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