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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4980 on: November 02, 2016, 12:23:50 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 02, 2016, 12:10:36 PM
You think the country is ready for a Rabbi?
At this point I think we are ready for an oompa loompa.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4981 on: November 02, 2016, 12:48:04 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4982 on: November 02, 2016, 12:54:12 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 02, 2016, 12:10:36 PM
You think the country is ready for a Rabbi?
Alol
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4983 on: November 02, 2016, 12:55:21 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on November 02, 2016, 12:22:49 PM
דער זיידע פלעגט זאגן:  וואלט איך און זאלט איך איז אפיקורסות

Who's your grandfather? You want to say?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4984 on: November 02, 2016, 12:57:05 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on November 02, 2016, 12:55:21 PM
Who's your grandfather? You want to say?
Why would you inquire? Does the quote sound familiar to you  ;)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4985 on: November 02, 2016, 12:58:52 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on November 02, 2016, 12:57:05 PM
Why would you inquire? Does the quote sound familiar to you  ;)

Sounds like something an old chosid might say.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4986 on: November 02, 2016, 01:00:32 PM »
Quote from: Emkay on November 02, 2016, 12:23:50 PM
At this point I think we are ready for an oompa loompa.
FTFY
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4987 on: November 02, 2016, 01:06:48 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on November 02, 2016, 12:58:52 PM
Sounds like something an old chosid might say.
Anyone you know, or might be related to?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4988 on: November 02, 2016, 01:09:06 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on November 02, 2016, 01:06:48 PM
Any one you know, or might be related to?

Cousin!!!

No, I'm joking. I never heard the line before.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4989 on: November 02, 2016, 01:10:32 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on November 02, 2016, 01:09:06 PM
Cousin!!!

No, I'm joking. I never heard the line before.
Interesting, I didn't hear it directly from him, but from someone that grew up in PIT.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4990 on: November 02, 2016, 01:21:08 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4991 on: November 02, 2016, 01:24:20 PM »
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/02/opinion/donald-trump-voters-just-hear-me-out.html?ref=opinion

This is a surprisingly good article coming from a radical Leftist. I wish he would go harder on Clinton, but the basis of what he says is accurate IMO.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4992 on: November 02, 2016, 01:37:56 PM »
Quote from: zale on November 02, 2016, 01:24:20 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/02/opinion/donald-trump-voters-just-hear-me-out.html?ref=opinion

This is a surprisingly good article coming from a radical Leftist. I wish he would go harder on Clinton, but the basis of what he says is accurate IMO.
We must be reading 2 different articles
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4993 on: November 02, 2016, 01:48:53 PM »
This morning's new is that Anthem is considering pulling out of the Obamacare exchanges.

There is absolutely ZERO doubt in my mind that there were some secret bribes, serious hand twisting, or some kind of other shenanigans going on, between the regime and the insurance companies, when Obamacare was passed.

These insurance companies were not formed yesterday, nor did their actuaries just get their degrees. They KNEW that there is no way the law could work as designed, yet they went along for some reason (and then again there's the conundrum of John Roberts which we might want to find out more about, but that might be pure conspiracy theory, as opposed to whatever went on with the insurance companies, which I am sure is fact). I don't know what it was, but I would like to see a full blown investigation and multiple FOIA inquiries, until this could be fully exposed. I think that if some of the truth would come out, and it could be pointed out that this is the MO of the Ds and of HRC, this could be a game changer.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4994 on: November 02, 2016, 01:52:03 PM »
Quote from: elit on November 02, 2016, 12:48:04 PM
This is a big one...
http://heatst.com/politics/wikileaks-assistant-ag-gave-podesta-a-heads-up-on-hearings/
LOL. The media is covering up and nothing will help you.

Would these stories only be with Trump you would see it all ove the place.

Its ugly how Google is working along.. Google Clinton news and nothing bad will come up even she is sinking in scandals. All that comes up is that she is winning  :-X

When you google Trump.... Better don't....

This corruption most come to an end. And that is why I strongly support Trump.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4995 on: November 02, 2016, 01:54:06 PM »
Quote from: ilherman on November 02, 2016, 01:52:03 PM

This corruption most come to an end. And that is why I strongly support Trump.
So you should go campaign for him in states where it could make a difference.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4996 on: November 02, 2016, 01:54:31 PM »
Isn't the Day of the Dead Tuesday, November 8?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4997 on: November 02, 2016, 01:56:35 PM »
Quote from: ilherman on November 02, 2016, 01:52:03 PM
LOL. The media is covering up and nothing will help you.

Would these stories only be with Trump you would see it all ove the place.

Its ugly how Google is working along.. Google Clinton news and nothing bad will come up even she is sinking in scandals. All that comes up is that she is winning  :-X

When you google Trump.... Better don't....

This corruption most come to an end. And that is why I strongly support Trump.
I just googled "clinton news" the 2nd item was this: "DOJ's Peter Kadzik Exposed Colluding With Clinton Campaign"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4998 on: November 02, 2016, 02:03:03 PM »
it seems trump has a good chance to get PA
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #4999 on: November 02, 2016, 02:04:05 PM »
Quote from: Baruch on November 02, 2016, 01:56:35 PM
I just googled "clinton news" the 2nd item was this: "DOJ's Peter Kadzik Exposed Colluding With Clinton Campaign"
You dont think they use your history in their algorithms? They know you are trying to test their bias- THEY'RE ALWAYS A STEP AHEAD 
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