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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3861599 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5180 on: November 05, 2016, 08:57:21 PM »
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Just curious about what the pro-Trump Satmar members here have to say.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5181 on: November 05, 2016, 08:58:14 PM »
Just curious about what the pro-Trump Satmar members here have to say.
They're probably more pro-Satmar than pro-Trump. ::)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5182 on: November 05, 2016, 09:12:42 PM »
Does that mean that Hillary will be anti-Israel ? Cause she also says she's pro-Israel.
Will the other satmar now vote for trump ?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5183 on: November 05, 2016, 09:13:11 PM »
Just curious about what the pro-Trump Satmar members here have to say.
Are there?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5185 on: November 05, 2016, 09:24:14 PM »
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Huh? She represent low income/ large families. She is the natural choice.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5186 on: November 05, 2016, 09:33:01 PM »
Huh? She represent low income/ large families. She is the natural choice.

it is even more personal than that. Clinton pardoned a handful of satmar folks in exchange for electing hillary in NY state.
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5187 on: November 05, 2016, 09:38:42 PM »
It's over trump is gonna win. Ivanka went to daven my the rebbe https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JqIml8Q1cEw&time_continue=28

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5188 on: November 05, 2016, 09:44:37 PM »
It's over trump is gonna win. Ivanka went to daven my the rebbe https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JqIml8Q1cEw&time_continue=28
Hold on. The Democrats are about to release a video of Clinton visiting the kever of the Divrei Yoel.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5189 on: November 05, 2016, 09:49:22 PM »
Hillary already has the satmar vote. Trump is trying to get Dan's vote

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5190 on: November 05, 2016, 10:15:47 PM »
Satmar leaders in Kiryat Yoel tell their followers to vote for Hillary Clinton on November 8.

Was totally expected. I would have been shocked to see anything else.

IINM they also called to vote for her in the primaries.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5191 on: November 05, 2016, 10:17:05 PM »
It's 2 days to the election. And I wrote a partial list of reasons why I won't be voting for Trump. (The first time I won't be voting for the GOP candidate).

Trump is an immature person.

Trump only cares about himself.

Trump is a selfish billionaire who hardly gave a penny to charity.

Trump is a sexual predator.

Trump can't control himself.

Trump has zero respect for the constitution.

Trump has zero respect for the separation of powers.

Russia is actively trying to get Trump elected.

Trump is a liberal.

Trump is easily flattered. (That's why Putin wants him, and I believe the Arabs can get to him if they kiss up to him)

Trump has no plan for healthcare (don't give me the lines around the states BS)

Trump has no plan for ISIS.

Trump has no plan to pay for the "wall".

Trump has no plan.

Trump is a serial liar.

Trump spoke about the size of his private parts in front of tens of millions of people.

Trump cheated on his wife, and trades in his older model wives for younger models.

Trump is anti free trade.

Trump said this about the Bush administration: "They lied. They said there were weapons of mass destruction; there were none. And they knew there were none. There were no weapons of mass destruction.

Trump wrote this in 2000 "I support a woman’s right to choose, but I am uncomfortable with the procedures. When Tim Russert asked me on Meet the Press if I would ban partial-birth abortion, my pro-choice instincts led me to say no. After the show, I consulted two doctors I respect and, upon learning more about this procedure, I have concluded that I would support a ban.
Source: The America We Deserve, by Donald Trump, p. 31-32 , Jul 2, 2000".

Trump takes everything personal, and acts like a child when insulted ("I also sacrificed for this country"), what happens if Netanyahu insults him once, or doesn't listen to him?.

Trump said this about John McCain, "“He’s not a war hero, He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.”

Trump said he may not accept the results of the elections.

Trump wears his ties too long.

Trump believes in conspiracy theories.

Trump was endorsed by the KKK newspaper. Why?

Trump took too long to condemn David Duke. Why? (I don't think Trump's a racist).

Trump ran Trump University which was a scam.

Trump said he's neutral on Israel and Palestine (He later explained it pretty well, as a negotiating tactic, but it still worries me)

Trump failed many times in business in a big way.

Trump is extremely ignorant on many many issues facing this country

Trump is arrogant.

Trump never made fun of a handicapped reporter, yet he never made the case to the American people about this, and most people think he did. That makes him incompetent.
 



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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5193 on: November 05, 2016, 10:20:57 PM »
Satmar leaders in Kiryat Yoel tell their followers to vote for Hillary Clinton on November 8.


So she will win NY?

I am sure new square will do the same. What you have the ability to do it the one you can buy is much better.
New square I fully understand them.  She came through for them at their time of need.

Satmer KJ doesn't have the power over  all the voters for a presidential candidate.  ppl vote for the candidates that the village personally benefits from, not for something like that.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5194 on: November 05, 2016, 10:24:03 PM »
Huh? She represent low income/ large families. She is the natural choice.
Sarcasm

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5195 on: November 05, 2016, 10:26:38 PM »
It's 2 days to the election. And I wrote a partial list of reasons why I won't be voting for Trump...
Paging ilherman, aygart et al...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5196 on: November 05, 2016, 10:32:44 PM »
it is even more personal than that. Clinton pardoned a handful of satmar folks in exchange for electing hillary in NY state.
+1
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5197 on: November 05, 2016, 10:33:23 PM »
Paging ilherman, aygart et al...
let the wars begin.  ;D
(Actually, let the spin begin, cognitive dissonance, left wing narrative... )

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5198 on: November 05, 2016, 10:34:28 PM »
let the wars begin.  ;D
(Actually, let the spin begin, cognitive dissonance, left wing narrative... )

Tell me, did you write that post, or did you pull it off Facebook?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5199 on: November 05, 2016, 10:38:01 PM »
let the wars begin.  ;D
(Actually, let the spin begin, cognitive dissonance, left wing narrative... )
Huh? :o  That's what you just wrote.