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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3863354 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5200 on: November 05, 2016, 11:09:49 PM »
It's 2 days to the election. And I wrote a partial list of reasons why I won't be voting for Trump. (The first time I won't be voting for the GOP candidate).

Trump is an immature person.

Trump only cares about himself.

Trump is a selfish billionaire who hardly gave a penny to charity.

Trump is a sexual predator.

Trump can't control himself.

Trump has zero respect for the constitution.

Trump has zero respect for the separation of powers.

Russia is actively trying to get Trump elected.

Trump is a liberal.

Trump is easily flattered. (That's why Putin wants him, and I believe the Arabs can get to him if they kiss up to him)

Trump has no plan for healthcare (don't give me the lines around the states BS)

Trump has no plan for ISIS.

Trump has no plan to pay for the "wall".

Trump has no plan.

Trump is a serial liar.

Trump spoke about the size of his private parts in front of tens of millions of people.

Trump cheated on his wife, and trades in his older model wives for younger models.

Trump is anti free trade.

Trump said this: "They lied. They said there were weapons of mass destruction; there were none. And they knew there were none. There were no weapons of mass destruction.

Trump wrote this in 2000 "I support a woman’s right to choose, but I am uncomfortable with the procedures. When Tim Russert asked me on Meet the Press if I would ban partial-birth abortion, my pro-choice instincts led me to say no. After the show, I consulted two doctors I respect and, upon learning more about this procedure, I have concluded that I would support a ban.
Source: The America We Deserve, by Donald Trump, p. 31-32 , Jul 2, 2000".

Trump takes everything personal, and acts like a child when insulted ("I also sacrificed for this country"), what happens if Netanyahu insults him once, or doesn't listen to him?.

Trump said this about John McCain, "“He’s not a war hero, He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.”

Trump said he may not accept the results of the elections.

Trump wears his ties too long.

Trump believes in conspiracy theories.

Trump was endorsed by the KKK newspaper. Why?

Trump took too long to condemn David Duke. Why? (I don't think Trump's a racist).

Trump ran Trump University which was a scam.

Trump said he's neutral on Israel and Palestine (He later explained it pretty well, as a negotiating tactic, but it still worries me)

Trump failed many times in business in a big way.

Trump is extremely ignorant on many many issues facing this country

Trump is arrogant.

Trump never made fun of a handicapped reporter, yet he never made the case to the American people about this, and most people think he did. That makes him incompetent.
So you wanna help Hillary Clinton be elected POTUS?

This is a yes or no question sir.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5201 on: November 05, 2016, 11:12:19 PM »
let the wars begin.  ;D
(Actually, let the spin begin, cognitive dissonance, left wing narrative... )
As long as you supply us with enough schmaltz herring for the sidelines.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5202 on: November 05, 2016, 11:23:08 PM »

As I told you guys in the beginning when you all said Hilary will win in a landslide. This race will be very close.
As much as I hate to say it my feeling is that  this race will go to Clinton but I stay strong on my words that no landslide here. He will finish off better than Romney and hopefully squeeze out a win.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5203 on: November 05, 2016, 11:24:16 PM »
So you wanna help Hillary Clinton be elected POTUS?

This is a yes or no question sir.

And for the aforementioned reasons, yes.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5204 on: November 05, 2016, 11:25:08 PM »
So you wanna help Hillary Clinton be elected POTUS?

This is a yes or no question sir.
Yes.

Because the alternative is Trump. If I would live in Ohio I would vote for Hillary. Being that I live in NJ i can write in "Never Trump".

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5205 on: November 05, 2016, 11:27:05 PM »
It's 2 days to the election. And I wrote a partial list of reasons why I won't be voting for Trump. (The first time I won't be voting for the GOP candidate).

Trump wears his ties too long.

Okay now I at least understand where you are coming from.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5206 on: November 05, 2016, 11:28:09 PM »
I have my forks ready.  :)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5207 on: November 05, 2016, 11:30:13 PM »
Yes.

Because the alternative is Trump. If I would live in Ohio I would vote for Hillary. Being that I live in NJ i can write in "Never Trump".
Or simply the Pizza Party
Okay now I at least understand where you are coming from.
Was wondering what was going to be the tipping point for you...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5208 on: November 05, 2016, 11:32:03 PM »
Tell me, did you write that post, or did you pull it off Facebook?
I wrote that whole post.

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or insulted.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5209 on: November 05, 2016, 11:32:31 PM »
Okay now I at least understand where you are coming from.
lol

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5210 on: November 05, 2016, 11:35:04 PM »
I have my forks ready.  :)
Plural?

I guess you're going for a Kaine presidency.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5211 on: November 05, 2016, 11:35:50 PM »
As much as I hate to say it my feeling is that  this race will go to Clinton but I stay strong on my words that no landslide here. He will finish off better than Romney and hopefully squeeze out a win.
And how do you suppose that will happen with the current polls?
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5212 on: November 05, 2016, 11:37:21 PM »
Plural?
Yup. He is going to look like a porcupine.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5213 on: November 05, 2016, 11:39:07 PM »
Ughhh, there's no joy in being right, no matter who you predict.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5214 on: November 05, 2016, 11:41:16 PM »
Ughhh, there's no joy in being right, no matter who you predict.
The joy is in being wrong and to be able to prove your point to the people who chose the other candidate for the next 4 years.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5215 on: November 05, 2016, 11:44:59 PM »
And how do you suppose that will happen with the current polls?
What?
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5216 on: November 05, 2016, 11:47:16 PM »
What?
Currently the polls show Trump down. How do you suppose it's gonna change?
What's your hope he'll squeeze a win?
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5217 on: November 05, 2016, 11:49:12 PM »
Currently the polls show Trump down. How do you suppose it's gonna change?
What's your hope he'll squeeze a win?
He hopes for what I fear - The Silent Trump Vote. Does it exist? We will find out.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5218 on: November 05, 2016, 11:50:08 PM »
As a NYer I will not be wasting my time and energy going to the polls, but for those in FL, OH, NC, NV, NH, AZ, MN, WI, or PA here are some points to consider (HT @Baruch):

Hillary only cares about herself.

Hillary is a selfish millionaire who hardly gave a penny to charity. (Foundation is a tool to amass more power and favors).

Hillary supports and protects sexual predators.

Hillary has zero respect for the Constitution, and is determined to undermine it and appoint accomplices to achieve that end.

Hillary and the Ds have zero respect for the separation of powers.

Hillary is a "liberal".

Hillary has a plan for healthcare which she won't disclose as she knows it will hurt her if people really know what she plans for them. (Just like Obama lied about Obamacare which was deliberately designed to fail).

Hillary has no plan for ISIS (nor does anyone else, but she has very bad judgment when it comes to dealing with jihadists.

Hillary wants to expand the Ds voter rolls in order to cement their stranglehold on government in the US.

Hillary has a plan (which she won't reveal - see Obamacare above as an example).

Hillary is a serial liar.

Hillary viciously demonizes her husband victims.

Hillary said this about Americans killed in Benghazi due to her failure:, "“What difference does it make at this point.

Hillary was endorsed by the @Baruch. Why?

Hillary favors a terror state in parts of Eretz Yisroel.

Hillary is the ultimate definition of arrogant.

Hillary is in collusion with the "mainstream" media.
 


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5219 on: November 05, 2016, 11:56:54 PM »

Hillary was endorsed by the @Baruch. Why?


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