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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3862722 times)

Offline Baruch

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5220 on: November 05, 2016, 11:57:33 PM »
@exgingi, You should have mentioned Hillary's pantsuits as a response to Donald's long ties.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5221 on: November 05, 2016, 11:58:22 PM »
Love your post
+1. Great response.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5222 on: November 05, 2016, 11:59:06 PM »
I wrote that whole post.

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or insulted.

Could have sworn I saw that exact same post on Facebook a week or two ago.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5223 on: November 06, 2016, 12:00:15 AM »
As a NYer I will not be wasting my time and energy going to the polls, but for those in FL, OH, NC, NV, NH, AZ, MI, WI, or PA here are some points to consider (HT @Baruch):

It's 2 days to the election. And I wrote a partial list of reasons why I won't be voting for Trump. (The first time I won't be voting for the GOP candidate).

Hillary only cares about herself.

Hillary is a selfish millionaire who hardly gave a penny to charity. (Foundation is a tool to amass more power and favors).

Hillary supports and protects sexual predators.

Hillary has zero respect for the Constitution, and is determined to undermine it and appoint accomplices to achieve that end.

Hillary and the Ds have zero respect for the separation of powers.

Hillary is a "liberal".

Hillary has a plan for healthcare which she won't disclose as she knows it will hurt her if people really know what she plans for them. (Just like Obama lied about Obamacare which was deliberately designed to fail).

Hillary has no plan for ISIS (nor does anyone else, but she has very bad judgment when it comes to dealing with jihadists.

Hillary wants to expand the Ds voter rolls in order to cement their stranglehold on government in the US.

Hillary has a plan (which she won't reveal - see Obamacare above as an example).

Hillary is a serial liar.

Hillary viciously demonizes her husband victims.

Hillary said this about Americans killed in Benghazi due to her failure:, "“What difference does it make at this point.

Hillary was endorsed by the @Baruch. Why?

Hillary favors a terror state in parts of Eretz Yisroel.

Hillary is the ultimate definition of arrogant.

Hillary is in collusion with the "mainstream" media.
 


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+10000

Look, if you are an independent and you tell me look I really can not get my self to vote for either candidate I'll tell him okay.

But Baruch and Moshe are the worst I've ever seen.

On one hand they claim to be conservatives on the other hand they will vote for Clinton who is even as per the above the same evil as Clinton. At least stick to your party. At least be able to tell your kids "I was not part of the people who helped bring in those liberal SCOTUS judges who destroy us.

You are a basket of deplorables.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5225 on: November 06, 2016, 12:04:25 AM »
+10000

Look, if you are an independent and you tell me look I really can not get my self to vote for either candidate I'll tell him okay.

But Baruch and Moshe are the worst I've ever seen.

On one hand they claim to be conservatives on the other hand they will vote for Clinton who is even as per the above the same evil as Clinton. At least stick to your party. At least be able to tell your kids "I was not part of the people who helped bring in those liberal SCOTUS judges who destroy us.

You are a basket of deplorables.
Guilty as charged. I won't stick with my party when it nominates a morally bankrupt, disgusting, con artist, clown.

I wouldn't let DJT babysit my children for ten minutes. I'd let HRC babysit them for a week.


BTW, George Bush, George W. Bush and Mitt Romney agree with me. (And John McCain would too, if he weren't currently elected) That's the leaders of the "party" of the last 30 years (besides Dole).
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5226 on: November 06, 2016, 12:12:26 AM »

Hillary was endorsed by the @Baruch.
Now you convinced me the other way. I am so confused now.

Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5227 on: November 06, 2016, 12:16:05 AM »
Guilty as charged. I won't stick with my party when it nominates a morally bankrupt, disgusting, con artist, clown.

I wouldn't let DJT babysit my children for ten minutes. I'd let HRC babysit them for a week.


BTW, George Bush, George W. Bush and Mitt Romney agree with me. (And John McCain would too, if he weren't currently elected) That's the leaders of the "party" of the last 30 years (besides Dole).
And they are all horrible people.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5228 on: November 06, 2016, 12:16:26 AM »
BTW, just to clarify, I've never endorsed Hillary.

It's just that Trump would be the worst president in history, and it wouldn't be close.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5229 on: November 06, 2016, 12:17:45 AM »
And they are all horrible people.
You sound more and more intelligent every time you post. You bring so much insight to this thread.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5231 on: November 06, 2016, 12:20:55 AM »
Could have sworn I saw that exact same post on Facebook a week or two ago.
I wrote it myself tonight. And I never posted it on Facebook. And I'm not on Facebook.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5232 on: November 06, 2016, 12:21:55 AM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
HT: DMYD

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5233 on: November 06, 2016, 12:34:56 AM »


Satmer KJ doesn't have the power over  all the voters for a presidential candidate.  ppl vote for the candidates that the village personally benefits from, not for something like that.
+1. This is more about the endorsement than the vote.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5234 on: November 06, 2016, 12:36:26 AM »


it is even more personal than that. Clinton pardoned a handful of satmar folks in exchange for electing hillary in NY state.
+1
I believe you're confusing Satmar with Skver.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5235 on: November 06, 2016, 12:44:04 AM »
You sound more and more intelligent every time you post. You bring so much insight to this thread.
Of course. Because I'm doing all I can to avoid having liberal Supreme Court judges. All the above want to have liberal judges and they are deplorable. Stop with the crop. You guys are insane. You just dont know what it means to stay on principle. Shame. This is where I respect the Ds. They get together. They would all be able to say we can't support Clinton she is a lier etc but you see them ALL defending her. It's sad how the R party came together.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5236 on: November 06, 2016, 12:55:08 AM »
I believe you're confusing Satmar with Skver.
couldn't find a link to the original, but old time fans of Dzigan will recognize the expression at 50:24 - 50:27  ;)
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5237 on: November 06, 2016, 01:32:32 AM »
couldn't find a link to the original, but old time fans of Dzigan will recognize the expression at 50:24 - 50:27  ;)

A true shame they aren't around to report on this election. 

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5238 on: November 06, 2016, 01:42:00 AM »
Just curious about what the pro-Trump Satmar members here have to say.
Yeah. Like this member.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5239 on: November 06, 2016, 01:58:46 AM »
By what time Tuesday night do we usually know where we stand?
You can say what you think when you think what you say.