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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3859100 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5240 on: November 06, 2016, 01:03:59 AM »
By what time Tuesday night do we usually know where we stand?

7:15 pm this year.

Florida counts insanely fast these days because of the early voting. If Hillary looks good, you'll be able to call the election right then and there. If it's not so clear, there might be some drama.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5241 on: November 06, 2016, 01:04:56 AM »
Expect Pinellas County to come in first in the blink of an eye after polls close.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5242 on: November 06, 2016, 01:06:44 AM »
Okay now I at least understand where you are coming from.
I'm finally seeing some rationality in you...  ;D

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5243 on: November 06, 2016, 01:24:36 AM »
7:15 pm this year.

Florida counts insanely fast these days because of the early voting. If Hillary looks good, you'll be able to call the election right then and there. If it's not so clear, there might be some drama.
If he wins CO and PA he can afford to lose FL. He just needs to add main 2d, OH, NH, NV, NK and IA where he has a slight edge.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5244 on: November 06, 2016, 01:48:02 AM »
If he wins CO and PA he can afford to lose FL. He just needs to add main 2d, OH, NH, NV, NK and IA where he has a slight edge.

If he loses Florida, he's not winning any CO, PA, NH, NV that are much bluer.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5245 on: November 06, 2016, 02:00:33 AM »
The great irony, is that Trumpers point to the fact that Hillary defended her husband, even though he was a sexual predator, (I have no video of Bill admitting that he is one, so I don't know if it's true that he is, but I wouldn't be shocked).

Yet they defend Trump who's a sexual predator just because he's their candidate.

Defending a husband (maybe) I can forgive, but your candidate?

#shame




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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5246 on: November 06, 2016, 02:26:48 AM »
The great irony, is that Trumpers point to the fact that Hillary defended her husband, even though he was a sexual predator, (I have no video of Bill admitting that he is one, so I don't know if it's true that he is, but I wouldn't be shocked).
It depends what the meaning of "IS" is.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5247 on: November 06, 2016, 02:36:04 AM »
Guilty as charged. I won't stick with my party when it nominates a morally bankrupt, disgusting, con artist, clown.

I wouldn't let DJT babysit my children for ten minutes. I'd let HRC babysit them for a week.


BTW, George Bush, George W. Bush and Mitt Romney agree with me. (And John McCain would too, if he weren't currently elected) That's the leaders of the "party" of the last 30 years (besides Dole).
Unlike you, the Republican party is not my party. I am a registered Democrat (for practical reasons - due to where I live) and vote (when I feel that my vote can have a chance of making a difference - which is quite a rare occasion) for individual candidates based on the circumstances of the specific race.

I don't really care for any of the Republicans you mention, though their opponents might have been worse.

I wouldn't let any of the two babysit any children, but that's not what's at stake now. What is at stake is SCOTUS nominations, and when that is the issue I think the choice is pretty clear against HRC.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5248 on: November 06, 2016, 03:09:25 AM »

I don't really care for any of the Republicans you mention.

Me neither. I was responding to the talk radio hack @ilherman

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5249 on: November 06, 2016, 04:41:44 AM »
As a NYer I will not be wasting my time and energy going to the polls,
If that is how you feel then you no right to say anything on this matter.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5250 on: November 06, 2016, 06:42:23 AM »
If that is how you feel then you no right to say anything on this matter.
When I look at the declaration of independence, it doesn't say that JTZ is the one that grants (or denies) my rights  :D
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5251 on: November 06, 2016, 07:23:36 AM »
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2016/11/04/im-with-her/
There are many arguments he could've made why as a conservative he is voting for Hillary, but a constitutional traditionally is laughable
By what time Tuesday night do we usually know where we stand?
If it's close it probably not going to b Tuesday

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5253 on: November 06, 2016, 08:05:38 AM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5254 on: November 06, 2016, 08:09:18 AM »
Not crazy. Who ever accused Janet Yellen of corruption? Was wondering what she was doing there.
Trump did. Accusing her of holding rates artificially low and delaying decisions to protect the regime.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5256 on: November 06, 2016, 08:42:30 AM »
That is absolutely retarded
I actually thought it wasn't even worthy of a comment. If that video is antisemitic, so am I.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5257 on: November 06, 2016, 08:45:38 AM »
http://www.timesofisrael.com/trump-closing-campaign-ad-seen-as-striking-anti-semitic-tones/
Absurd. Philanthropist investor George Soros, Federal Reserve head Janet Yellen and Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein. I have no issue with all three of those being listed as people playing with America. Soros is involved in to many conspiracies to count, Yelled runs all of Americans money, and Goldman Sachs is one of the biggest money movers in America. They probably are the biggest effector's of the American economy. And obviously they are also Jewish. But just because they are Jewish doesn't push them away from the fact that They probably are the biggest effector's of the American economy.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5258 on: November 06, 2016, 08:52:10 AM »
That is absolutely retarded

I actually thought it wasn't even worthy of a comment. If that video is antisemitic, so am I.
Watch some David Duke videos and then say it's crazy. They look very similar.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5259 on: November 06, 2016, 09:14:22 AM »
When I look at the declaration of independence, it doesn't say that JTZ is the one that grants (or denies) my rights  :D
Are there no important down ballot votes?