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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3847998 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5280 on: November 06, 2016, 12:52:30 PM »
Correct. But he he most win NV for NH to finish off the 270 together with main 2d.
He needs a lot of things to go perfectly for him to win. Hence the odds being 2/3 against him.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5281 on: November 06, 2016, 12:52:58 PM »
Who else wants it to be Tuesday 10 PM now?

Raise your hand.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5282 on: November 06, 2016, 12:55:58 PM »
Who else wants it to be Tuesday 10 PM now?

Raise your hand.
Wanted that months ago.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5283 on: November 06, 2016, 12:56:48 PM »
Wanted that months ago.
But...the Cubs

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5284 on: November 06, 2016, 12:57:18 PM »
Who else wants it to be Tuesday 10 PM now?

Raise your hand.
Me. If you're referring to Tuesday Nov 3rd, 2020.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5285 on: November 06, 2016, 12:58:17 PM »
He needs a lot of things to go perfectly for him to win. Hence the odds being 2/3 against him.
dick Morris had him at 284 without fl but he is the unskew guy
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5286 on: November 06, 2016, 12:58:42 PM »
He needs a lot of things to go perfectly for him to win. Hence the odds being 2/3 against him.
To me his most realistic path right now is OH and IA where he leads, FL where he has a good shot as well, NC where it's tight, NV, main 2d,  and NH.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5287 on: November 06, 2016, 12:58:59 PM »
Who else wants it to be Tuesday 10 PM now?

Raise your hand.
Hillary could win by then. Very unlikely for Trump to win Tuesday night.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5288 on: November 06, 2016, 01:04:08 PM »
But...the Cubs
The Cubs and Indians have a better chance of playing in game 7 of the WS next year with Dan throwing out the first pitch again than Trump winning.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5289 on: November 06, 2016, 01:04:29 PM »
interesting that Wikileaks didn't throw a bombshell yet

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5290 on: November 06, 2016, 01:05:08 PM »
interesting that Wikileaks didn't throw a bombshell yet
They moved it to Wednesday.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5291 on: November 06, 2016, 01:09:21 PM »
interesting that Wikileaks didn't throw a bombshell yet
The slow dripping of bullets is probably more effective than a big bomb.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5292 on: November 06, 2016, 01:14:34 PM »
The slow dripping of bullets is probably more effective than a big bomb.
The problem is they are shooting blanks.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5293 on: November 06, 2016, 01:17:53 PM »
The problem is they are shooting blanks.
That isn't that bad. As long as the conversation remains about her and not him.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5294 on: November 06, 2016, 01:18:28 PM »
They moved it to Wednesday.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5295 on: November 06, 2016, 01:18:51 PM »
That isn't that bad. As long as the conversation remains about her and not him.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5296 on: November 06, 2016, 01:20:51 PM »
interesting that Wikileaks didn't throw a bombshell yet
Only if you believed them that they had one
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5297 on: November 06, 2016, 01:21:28 PM »
The slow dripping of bullets is probably more effective than a big bomb.
the problem is that it doesn't get covered by the mainstream media in order to affect the voters if it's not a big one

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5298 on: November 06, 2016, 01:25:38 PM »
the problem is that it doesn't get covered by the mainstream media in order to affect the voters if it's not a big one
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5299 on: November 06, 2016, 01:26:10 PM »
Only if you believed them that they had one
They released plenty that in any other election or any other candidate would have been considered a bombshell.