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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3860161 times)

Offline grodnoking

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5380 on: November 06, 2016, 07:40:01 PM »
So let me answer you. POWER POWER POWER its what she's been working for her whole life
Before she had no one breathing down her back. If she takes this larger power she'll be done for.






Guess she's a bit Napoleon.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5381 on: November 06, 2016, 07:47:06 PM »
Before she had no one breathing down her back. If she takes this larger power she'll be done for.


In your dreams.

The Republicans in Congress have absolutely no backbone. Democrats have mopped the floor with them since 2008.

Big tough Goudy and Chaffetz investigated Benghazi and got NOWHERE.

Investigated the IRS and got NOWHERE.

Investigated Eric Holder and got NOWHERE.

Oh, and last but not least, they LOST the government shutdown.

The Republicans are so weak that Democrats walk around saying that all of the above allegations are made-up.

You really think Hillary will have it hard? She will trample right over the same weak losers.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5382 on: November 06, 2016, 07:48:42 PM »
In your dreams.

The Republicans in Congress have absolutely no backbone. Democrats have mopped the floor with them since 2008.

Big tough Goudy and Chaffetz investigated Benghazi and got NOWHERE.

Investigated the IRS and got NOWHERE.

Investigated Eric Holder and got NOWHERE.

Oh, and last but not least, they LOST the government shutdown.

The Republicans are so weak that Democrats walk around saying that all of the above allegations are made-up.

You really think Hillary will have it hard? She will trample right over the same weak losers.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5383 on: November 06, 2016, 07:56:54 PM »
As a NYer I will not be wasting my time and energy going to the polls, but for those in FL, OH, NC, NV, NH, AZ, MN, WI, or PA here are some points to consider (HT @Baruch):

Hillary only cares about herself.

Hillary is a selfish millionaire who hardly gave a penny to charity. (Foundation is a tool to amass more power and favors).

Hillary supports and protects sexual predators.

Hillary has zero respect for the Constitution, and is determined to undermine it and appoint accomplices to achieve that end.

Hillary and the Ds have zero respect for the separation of powers.

Hillary is a "liberal".

Hillary has a plan for healthcare which she won't disclose as she knows it will hurt her if people really know what she plans for them. (Just like Obama lied about Obamacare which was deliberately designed to fail).

Hillary has no plan for ISIS (nor does anyone else, but she has very bad judgment when it comes to dealing with jihadists.

Hillary wants to expand the Ds voter rolls in order to cement their stranglehold on government in the US.

Hillary has a plan (which she won't reveal - see Obamacare above as an example).

Hillary is a serial liar.

Hillary viciously demonizes her husband victims.

Hillary said this about Americans killed in Benghazi due to her failure:, "“What difference does it make at this point.

Hillary was endorsed by the @Baruch. Why?

Hillary favors a terror state in parts of Eretz Yisroel.

Hillary is the ultimate definition of arrogant.

Hillary is in collusion with the "mainstream" media.
 


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You forgot to mention that she wears too loud pantsuits.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5384 on: November 06, 2016, 07:57:21 PM »
Hillary's better off rigging the polls in Trump's favor. Why in the world would she want to take office? All she will have is 4 years of half America breathing down her back and checking everything she does, until eventually she'll get impeached for something. She'd rather be not elected and be the one "who could of saved America".
And really she would have been better off not running at all.....
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5385 on: November 06, 2016, 07:57:44 PM »
@exgingi, You should have mentioned Hillary's pantsuits as a response to Donald's long ties.

 ;D
Lol, oops, I'm just catching up on the thread...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5386 on: November 06, 2016, 07:59:38 PM »
Big jump. You can get 4-1 with Trump.
Nah. My shares went from 0 to -03 was - 09 before..
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5387 on: November 06, 2016, 08:00:45 PM »
Lol, oops, I'm just catching up on the thread...
Catch up in time for Tuesday
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5388 on: November 06, 2016, 08:01:33 PM »
Catch up in time for Tuesday
Maybe I shouldn't, so I won't be tempted to vote.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5389 on: November 06, 2016, 08:08:30 PM »
You forgot to mention that she wears too loud pantsuits.
1. I am not a fashion aficionado.
2. I don't really look at what she wares (I try not to look at her at all).
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5390 on: November 06, 2016, 08:10:06 PM »
1. I am not a fashion aficionado.
2. I don't really look at what she wares (I try not to look at her at all).
I meant in response to Trump wearing too long ties.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5391 on: November 06, 2016, 08:11:11 PM »
In your dreams.

The Republicans in Congress have absolutely no backbone. Democrats have mopped the floor with them since 2008.

Big tough Goudy and Chaffetz investigated Benghazi and got NOWHERE.

Investigated the IRS and got NOWHERE.

Investigated Eric Holder and got NOWHERE.

Oh, and last but not least, they LOST the government shutdown.

The Republicans are so weak that Democrats walk around saying that all of the above allegations are made-up.

You really think Hillary will have it hard? She will trample right over the same weak losers.
UNFORTUNATELY +10000
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5392 on: November 06, 2016, 08:11:53 PM »
I meant in response to Trump wearing too long ties.
Unlike the Dems, he only wants to discuss substance.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5393 on: November 06, 2016, 08:12:43 PM »
I meant in response to Trump wearing too long ties.
1. I am not a fashion aficionado.
2. I don't really look at what she wares.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5394 on: November 06, 2016, 08:13:47 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5395 on: November 06, 2016, 08:14:49 PM »
Unlike the Dems, he only wants to discuss substance.
Meh, nobody really cares about substance as much as being right.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5396 on: November 06, 2016, 08:16:51 PM »
Meh, nobody really cares about substance as much as being right.
Dems don't even care about being right. They only care about having things their way, be it right or wrong.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5397 on: November 06, 2016, 08:18:49 PM »
Dems don't even care about being right. They only care about having things their way, be it right or wrong.
Agreed. Republicans too.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5398 on: November 06, 2016, 08:20:34 PM »
The real sad part is that I just googled Hillary Clinton News and all I get is how well she does in the polls, just 1 result from the NYP showing the article. Can you imagine how the Google search would look when this would be the other side of the coin?
illuminati.  ::)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5399 on: November 06, 2016, 08:23:59 PM »
Agreed.  Republicans too All politicians (with the possible exception of Ted Cruz) do.
FTFY.
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