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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3861154 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #540 on: August 14, 2015, 04:00:42 PM »
They are too busy rejoicing about trying not to have Carter killed.
FTFY
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #541 on: August 16, 2015, 12:33:04 AM »
Does anyone believe Donald only sleeps 3-4 hours a night?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #542 on: August 16, 2015, 02:14:49 PM »
Looks like reality is starting to sink in. New poll shows even those who support the clown do not think he can win.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #543 on: August 16, 2015, 02:40:35 PM »
Looks like reality is starting to sink in. New poll shows even those who support the clown do not think he can win.
Imho most that support him don't "necessarily" wanna see him as president but they are more voicing their anti establishment voice.
He didn't really put out (afaik) any policy how can they truly support him?
As I said.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #544 on: August 16, 2015, 02:42:00 PM »
Imho most that support him don't "necessarily" wanna see him as president but they are more voicing their anti establishment voice.
He didn't really put out (afaik) any policy how can they truly support him?
As I said.
Can we please not use the term "anti".  :)
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #545 on: August 16, 2015, 02:46:21 PM »
Looks like reality is starting to sink in. New poll shows even those who support the clown do not think he can win.
As long as ge screams and yells for them their ok

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #546 on: August 16, 2015, 06:57:11 PM »
Trump  & Reagan ,actor & Teflon = get the vote

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #547 on: August 16, 2015, 07:04:32 PM »
Trump  & Reagan ,actor & Teflon = get the vote
Reagan was both and Trump is neither.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #548 on: August 16, 2015, 07:07:06 PM »
They are too busy rejoicing about Carter

Carter & Iran VS Reagan & Iran, history repeats itself, B.H.Obama VS D.J.Trump

Maybe Obama can stay in DC & get a (janitorial) cabinet job,someone needs to mop up the mess he made.

To ChaimMoskowitz .Thanks for notifying me, I thought he acted on the apprentice :P
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #549 on: August 16, 2015, 07:13:01 PM »
Carter & Iran VS Reagan & Iran, history repeats itself, B.H.Obama VS D.J.Trump
You didn't use initials for Carter or Reagan but you did for Obama. Thanks for showing your true colors.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #550 on: August 16, 2015, 10:44:23 PM »
You didn't use initials for Carter or Reagan but you did for Obama. Thanks for showing your true colors.
That was the only thing I was able to understand of what he wrote.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #551 on: August 17, 2015, 11:38:31 PM »


He didn't really put out (afaik) any policy how can they truly support him?

I take that back:
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/immigration-reform
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #552 on: August 17, 2015, 11:40:25 PM »

I take that back:
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/immigration-reform
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I think he may be smarter than he lets on. His brash approach may be more calculated than people realize.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #554 on: August 18, 2015, 12:21:47 AM »

I take that back:
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/immigration-reform
Good and strong stuff!
I think he may be smarter than he lets on. His brash approach may be more calculated than people realize.
Seriously this is bordering on insanity already. You want me to believe they a guy who's done so much bad is in fact good BECAUSE HE WROTE SO HIMSELF? Don't you see how ludicrous that sounds?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #555 on: August 18, 2015, 12:25:49 AM »

I'm guessing your point was to demonstrate your command of the vast wisdom contained in DDF. That would satisfactorily explain why you're quoting some of my own posts, which though wise, are totally unrelated to the matter at hand.
If this isn't the explanation I'm not sure what is so ill leave it that.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #556 on: August 18, 2015, 12:28:35 AM »
I'm guessing your point was to demonstrate your command of the vast wisdom contained in DDF.
Sometimes posts serve dual purposes as yours did so you save me some time.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #557 on: August 18, 2015, 08:45:29 AM »
Am I the only one who thinks the liberals are behind this guy's popularity in a conspiracy to weaken some of the stronger Republican nominees?
Just heard.Charlie Gasparino on Imus saying the same thing! I feel validated now :P

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #558 on: August 19, 2015, 03:15:42 PM »
Just heard.Charlie Gasparino on Imus saying the same thing! I feel validated now :P
great.   now 1+1 = 2
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