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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5402 on: November 06, 2016, 08:29:44 PM »
Quote from: aygart on November 06, 2016, 08:27:37 PM
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Hey, we've finally got across the board consensus on this thread!  ;D
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5403 on: November 06, 2016, 08:34:59 PM »
Is RCP and Nate Silver factoring the DDF poll?

If not then their numbers are flawed!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5404 on: November 06, 2016, 08:35:44 PM »
Quote from: zale on November 06, 2016, 08:34:59 PM
Is RCP and Nate Silver factoring the DDF poll?

If not then their numbers are flawed!
Indeed. Especially since it is one of the most scientific polls around.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5405 on: November 06, 2016, 08:39:22 PM »
Quote from: zale on November 06, 2016, 08:34:59 PM
Is RCP and Nate Silver factoring the DDF poll?

If not then their numbers are flawed!
Don't tell him, he'll go berserkhttps://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/794994593574113282

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5407 on: November 06, 2016, 09:15:56 PM »
The highly credible Dick Morris says the Comey letter is not credible
http://www.dickmorris.com/comey-announcement-not-credible-dick-morris-tv-special-alert/
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5409 on: November 06, 2016, 09:27:44 PM »
Quote from: aygart on November 06, 2016, 09:15:56 PM
The highly credible Dick Morris says the Comey letter is not credible
http://www.dickmorris.com/comey-announcement-not-credible-dick-morris-tv-special-alert/

Didn't Dick Morris predict every election with 100% accuracy since 1928?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5410 on: November 06, 2016, 09:29:25 PM »
Quote from: zale on November 06, 2016, 09:27:44 PM
Didn't Dick Morris predict every election with 100% accuracy since 1928?
If you #unskew his #unskewing then the #skewed wil be #unskewed
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5411 on: November 06, 2016, 09:30:43 PM »
Quote from: aygart on November 06, 2016, 09:29:25 PM
If you #unskew his #unskewing then the #skewed wil be #unskewed

He might be unskewed, but certainly not unscrewed.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5413 on: November 06, 2016, 11:01:08 PM »
Dnc gave cnn questions interview trump.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/25284
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5415 on: November 06, 2016, 11:23:19 PM »
Breaking News:

Swing state poll shows Clinton up 17 points in NY. Why isn't she up by 50 points?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5416 on: November 06, 2016, 11:34:16 PM »
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2016/white_house_watch_nov4
Yesterday, Trump had a three-point lead, but the candidates were dead even for the two days before that.[/font][/size]
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Eighty-six percent (86%) of voters say they are now certain how they will vote, and among these voters, Trump - for the second day in a row – leads 53% to 43%, with Johnson at three percent (2%) and Stein with two percent (2%). Among voters who still could change their minds, it’s Clinton 41%, Trump 30%, Johnson 25% and Stein four percent (4%).
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5417 on: November 07, 2016, 06:08:52 AM »
Quote from: aygart on November 06, 2016, 11:34:16 PM
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2016/white_house_watch_nov4
Yesterday, Trump had a three-point lead, but the candidates were dead even for the two days before that.[/font][/size]
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Eighty-six percent (86%) of voters say they are now certain how they will vote, and among these voters, Trump - for the second day in a row – leads 53% to 43%, with Johnson at three percent (2%) and Stein with two percent (2%). Among voters who still could change their minds, it’s Clinton 41%, Trump 30%, Johnson 25% and Stein four percent (4%).
Swing states, swing states, swing states
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5418 on: November 07, 2016, 07:53:51 AM »
Quote from: Yehuda57 on November 06, 2016, 06:08:16 PM
According to the Trump campaign, yes, then no, now yes.

According to Clinton, no, then yes, still yes.

The yeses have it 4-2

I think Comey's been corrupt all along and that this latest bit was all engineered in collusion with Clinton's campaign. The psychology of it is brilliant - make a vague announcement less than 2 weeks before the election, letting the anti clinton camp get excited, meanwhile Hillary can say 'bring it on' safely knowing that nothing is coming and making it appear that her confidence comes from innocence. When Comey says nothing's been found, its the end of the ride for the anti clinton camp - they foolishly latched on to the plot and now have no avenue left. Meanwhile, Hillary tells everyone she called their bluff because she knew it had to be a bluff because she is innocent.

I adaptes this from The Great Train Robbery, by Michael Crichton.
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