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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3852123 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5440 on: November 07, 2016, 10:52:31 AM »
I think Comey's been corrupt all along and that this latest bit was all engineered in collusion with Clinton's campaign. The psychology of it is brilliant - make a vague announcement less than 2 weeks before the election, letting the anti clinton camp get excited, meanwhile Hillary can say 'bring it on' safely knowing that nothing is coming and making it appear that her confidence comes from innocence. When Comey says nothing's been found, its the end of the ride for the anti clinton camp - they foolishly latched on to the plot and now have no avenue left. Meanwhile, Hillary tells everyone she called their bluff because she knew it had to be a bluff because she is innocent.

I adaptes this from The Great Train Robbery, by Michael Crichton.
This is such a far fetched conspiracy theory. Only a true Trumper would buy into this stuff.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5441 on: November 07, 2016, 10:54:33 AM »
538 Moved Nevada into Clinton territory. Me thinks Trump is toast. (Unless there are those secret, last minute Trump voters that people have been talking about...)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5442 on: November 07, 2016, 10:55:15 AM »
Trump is definitely the high energy candidate. He's campaigning around the clock and around the country.

On the other hand, he's desperate...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5443 on: November 07, 2016, 10:56:12 AM »
538 Moved Nevada into Clinton territory. Me thinks Trump is toast. (Unless there are those secret, last minute Trump voters that people have been talking about...)

538 didn't. The latinos did. And I'd be surprised if Trump wins florida given the early indications that Latino turnout is much higher than it was in 2012.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5444 on: November 07, 2016, 10:56:42 AM »
Trump is definitely the high energy candidate. He's campaigning around the clock and around the country.

On the other hand, he's desperate...

So is clinton now. Every candidate swings the swing states right before the election

Trump's only hope is if the Philly strike continues on Tuesday giving him a chance at PA.
Edit: It's over. Trump's toast

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5445 on: November 07, 2016, 11:15:33 AM »
538 is pretty firm at the moment for the Senate going Republican and president Clinton.  He doesn't expect it to change. 
For those looking for checks and balances,  doesn't that make the case for Hillary? Otherwise we're looking at a Paul Ryan slam dunk for anything he wants.  I like the guy,  but he needs to be checked as well

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5446 on: November 07, 2016, 11:18:27 AM »
538 is pretty firm at the moment for the Senate going Republican and president Clinton.

Pretty firm? All of the 538 articles and predictions on the senate have it as a wash. And 50/50 is a very likely outcome, which, if Hillary is elected, doesn't help the republicans.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5447 on: November 07, 2016, 11:18:43 AM »
538 didn't. The latinos did. And I'd be surprised if Trump wins florida given the early indications that Latino turnout is much higher than it was in 2012.

It sure helps when you say things like "I will round up and deport 11 million illegals", taking into account that probably half of the legal Latinos have friends and relatives that are illegal.

Yes, they ARE illegal, but there is something called diplomacy, which Trump has absolutely no sense of.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5448 on: November 07, 2016, 11:20:09 AM »
TBH I have no clue.
How about no button at all like me.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5449 on: November 07, 2016, 11:38:55 AM »
Pretty firm? All of the 538 articles and predictions on the senate have it as a wash. And 50/50 is a very likely outcome, which, if Hillary is elected, doesn't help the republicans.
@NateSilver538: Given the insane volume of polling coming out, we might do one last forecast run tomorrow morning, FYI. Doubt it will change much though.
@NateSilver538: Interestingly enough, our POTUS forecast has shifted slightly to Clinton as final polls come in today, while Senate model has shifted GOP.

As of now, 67/33 for Hillary 55/45 Republican Senate

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5450 on: November 07, 2016, 11:41:48 AM »
A well thought out, though troubling, perspective:

http://ggc-mauldin-images.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/pdf/161106_TFTF.pdf
Pay attention to what he writes about Maine 2nd Congressional District.

I am not saying that ME2 will decide this election, but I think that the sentiments and reality of ME2 are hugely underestimated.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5452 on: November 07, 2016, 11:58:32 AM »
It seems like Michigan isn't that safe for Clinton.

Obama, Clinton, Kaine all feeling a need to be there today. Quite a show of power on the eve or the election

I wonder if the internal polls are showing something.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5453 on: November 07, 2016, 12:05:48 PM »
It seems like Michigan isn't that safe for Clinton.

Obama, Clinton, Kaine all feeling a need to be there today. Quite a show of power on the eve or the election

I wonder if the internal polls are showing something.
It's all about the same sentiments as ME2.

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Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5454 on: November 07, 2016, 12:11:59 PM »
I am starting this thread as a separate one from the "2016 pick your poison thread" as a matter of interest, asking only those voters (especially if in swing states) who were initially undecided, or who changed their mind along the way, to indicate how they voted, and what was the compelling argument that swayed their opinion. Also, please indicate in which state you vote.

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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5455 on: November 07, 2016, 12:14:57 PM »
Will not be voting for the top of ticket. I can't bring myself to voting for the lesser of the two evils.
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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5456 on: November 07, 2016, 12:21:10 PM »
I didn't vote being that the polls aren't open till tomorrow. Actually that's a lie I'm not voting because it's a waste of my time in NY.
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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5457 on: November 07, 2016, 12:27:47 PM »
Will not be voting for the top of ticket. I can't bring myself to voting for the lesser of the two evils.
Which one do you consider the lesser?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5458 on: November 07, 2016, 12:30:55 PM »
This is such a far fetched conspiracy theory. Only a true Trumper would buy into this stuff.

It is? I think saying the FBI is a political organization is a far fetched conspiracy theory and that saying Trump is a puppet for Putin is even more than far fetched. This theory on Comey is actually quite reasonable, and fits very well with how he handled the investigation initially.
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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5459 on: November 07, 2016, 12:31:43 PM »
Which one do you consider the lesser?
Don't need to concern myself with that.
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