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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3830449 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5540 on: November 07, 2016, 03:33:21 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5541 on: November 07, 2016, 03:34:42 PM »
ALOL
I knew that will come. Where did he flip flop? As i said he softened his position on issues.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5542 on: November 07, 2016, 03:35:29 PM »
And DJT says whatever it takes to get elected. We have no idea what he really believes in.
Tzad ha'shoveh is that they're both certified narcissists, they'll both be disastrous, and they both aren't worthy of my swing state vote.
Wake up, this isn't a beauty contest. DJT is maximally motivated to prove that he can do something for the country. If he can produce some respectable accomplishments, that would be the most blithering revenge on all his enemies. Whilst HRC has zero incentive to accomplish anything but to lecture to Americans BHO style and keep her power machine well oiled.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5543 on: November 07, 2016, 03:36:41 PM »
ALOL
That's where I disagree with you. I don't think it's funny at all. It's actually very sad.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5544 on: November 07, 2016, 03:37:17 PM »
Wake up, this isn't a beauty contest. DJT is maximally motivated to prove that he can do something for the country. If he can produce some respectable accomplishments, that would be the most blithering revenge on all his enemies. Whilst HRC has zero incentive to accomplish anything but to lecture to Americans BHO style and keep her power machine well oiled.
very well said.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5545 on: November 07, 2016, 03:37:32 PM »
I knew that will come. Where did he flip flop? As i said he softened his position on issues.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5546 on: November 07, 2016, 03:37:56 PM »
I knew that will come. Where did he flip flop? As i said he softened his position on issues.
That the PC way to say flip flopped.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5547 on: November 07, 2016, 03:39:14 PM »
Wake up, this isn't a beauty contest. DJT is maximally motivated to prove that he can do something for the country. If he can produce some respectable accomplishments, that would be the most blithering revenge on all his enemies.
So because he's a terrible human being, a terrible policy explainer, a womanizer, a cheater, a terrible businessman, an insulter of POWs, etc, etc I'm supposed to assume that he will be worth rolling the dice for?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5548 on: November 07, 2016, 03:42:02 PM »
So because he's a terrible human being, a terrible policy explainer, a womanizer, a cheater, a terrible businessman, an insulter of POWs, etc, etc I'm supposed to assume that he will be worth rolling the dice for?
Correct.  It's the first and perhaps only chance in your lifetime to elect someone who has a real clear motivation to improve life for the average american. If he can't pull it off, you haven't lost much. Don't kid yourself, the world ain't going under either way.

Full disclosure: I agree he's a nutcase.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5549 on: November 07, 2016, 03:47:32 PM »
So because he's a terrible human being, a terrible policy explainer, a womanizer, a cheater, a terrible businessman, an insulter of POWs, etc, etc I'm supposed to assume that he will be worth rolling the dice for?
Do you feel comfortable allowing Hillary the most corrupt person to ever run for office to win?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5550 on: November 07, 2016, 03:48:09 PM »
Correct.  It's the first and perhaps only chance in your lifetime to elect someone who has a real clear motivation to improve life for the average american. If he can't pull it off, you haven't lost much. Don't kid yourself, the world ain't going under either way.

Full disclosure: I agree he's a nutcase.
WOW! really!? its one thing to say at least hes not Trump, but do you really think he's a once in a lifetime nominee who actually cares for us?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5551 on: November 07, 2016, 03:50:56 PM »
So because he's a terrible human being, a terrible policy explainer, a womanizer, a cheater, a terrible businessman, an insulter of POWs, etc, etc I'm supposed to assume that he will be worth rolling the dice for?
Won't you take a womanizer and billionaire who you claim to be a terrible businessman over a criminal?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5552 on: November 07, 2016, 03:52:33 PM »
Won't you take a womanizer and billionaire who you claim to be a terrible businessman over a criminal?
You sure like to make a lot of claims. What crime was she convicted of?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5553 on: November 07, 2016, 03:55:16 PM »
You sure like to make a lot of claims. What crime was she convicted of?
#1 neglecting classified information. And pay to play with the Clinton foundation.
Eta missed the 'convicted' part. See below exgingi.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5554 on: November 07, 2016, 03:55:57 PM »
WOW! really!? its one thing to say at least hes not Trump, but do you really think he's a once in a lifetime nominee who actually cares for us?
lol. I'm talking about Trump.

I didn't say he cares for us; I know he doesn't. (Potentially neither does Dan depending on the outcome of some deleted thread 8)). I said he's extremely motivated to improve life for the average Joe. He's the only guy in recent history who wasn't installed by party elites and stands to gain a lot of fame (something everyone agrees he loves) if he's successful.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5555 on: November 07, 2016, 03:56:03 PM »
You sure like to make a lot of claims. What crime was she convicted of?
As long as the Ds are in power you can rest assured that she will be convicted of none.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5556 on: November 07, 2016, 03:58:14 PM »
States with exit polls.
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/2016-exit-polls-used-in-which-states-230892
Here’s the list of states where there will be exit polls on Tuesday:
Arizona
California
Colorado
Florida
Georgia
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kentucky
Maine
Michigan
Minnesota
Missouri
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
Ohio
Oregon
Pennsylvania
South Carolina
Texas
Utah
Virginia
Washington
Wisconsin

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5557 on: November 07, 2016, 04:00:48 PM »
As long as the Ds are in power you can rest assured that she will be convicted of none.
That's the #1 reason to vote for trump. No one is above the law.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5558 on: November 07, 2016, 04:01:34 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/07/politics/north-carolina-early-voting-2016/

Starting to feel better about NC. Ds are doing not as good as they did in 2012 in early voting. And we all know that Obama lost in 2012 NC.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5559 on: November 07, 2016, 04:04:48 PM »
So because he's a terrible human being, a terrible policy explainer, a womanizer, a cheater, a terrible businessman, an insulter of POWs, etc, etc I'm supposed to assume that he will be worth rolling the dice for?
You also need to consider the long term implications of this election. A Hillary victory will be a strong affirmation to the narrative that despite the painful battles, the power brokers and their media won the battle. This would definitely embolden them for a long time and prevent even a mentshliche candidate from running. A Trump win will leave all the elites with their foots in their mouths and the narrative for a long time will be that the governing class needs to pay attention to the average Joe or get thrown out by a popular revolution ex: Bernie/Donald.

Which serves you better?