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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3840192 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5560 on: November 07, 2016, 04:19:05 PM »
they both aren't worthy of my swing state vote.
Sorry but OH is no swing state this time around
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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5561 on: November 07, 2016, 04:20:44 PM »
Pardon me if I'm wrong
But for the sake of mine i can not understand the people who say they can't vote for the lesser of the two evils i mean "someone" "will" win.
lets say you have to send your daughter to school and there are only two schools there you don't like both, but one more than the other, what would you do?    There is a saying what applys here i think: follow your brain your heart is stupid
Home school
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5562 on: November 07, 2016, 04:22:01 PM »
Sorry but OH is no swing state this time around
Even better.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5563 on: November 07, 2016, 04:24:29 PM »
Even better.
+1

I lean Trump, but am glad I am not a swing state voter and therefore do not have to make a difficult decision.

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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5564 on: November 07, 2016, 04:42:21 PM »
Home school
in some places that's illegal..
What's your plan for yud shvat?

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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5565 on: November 07, 2016, 04:44:44 PM »
Pardon me if I'm wrong
But for the sake of mine i can not understand the people who say they can't vote for the lesser of the two evils i mean "someone" "will" win.
lets say you have to send your daughter to school and there are only two schools there you don't like both, but one more than the other, what would you do?    There is a saying what applys here i think: follow your brain your heart is stupid
Not everyone knows which will wind up being worse. If you have that clarity than kol hakavod(e).

Home school
+1. If you knew that the girls coming out of both schools were slu**, would you just be resigned to it anyway and not find a way out?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5566 on: November 07, 2016, 04:47:18 PM »
Are we really going to hash these arguments over again now. Nobody is saying anything new. We all got the pros and cons. Wednesday couldn't come sooner. ..

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5567 on: November 07, 2016, 04:54:29 PM »
Sorry but OH is no swing state this time around
I am not so sure about that. This election cycle did, and still has the potential to, provide a lot of surprises.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5568 on: November 07, 2016, 04:56:04 PM »
Are we really going to hash these arguments over again now. Nobody is saying anything new. We all got the pros and cons. Wednesday couldn't come sooner. ..
Why don't you update the Wiki with a clear and concise enumeration of all the arguments, so we see them all in one place and don't have to rehash them or read so many pages.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5569 on: November 07, 2016, 05:16:17 PM »

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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5570 on: November 07, 2016, 05:24:22 PM »
Not everyone knows which will wind up being worse. If you have that clarity than kol hakavod(e).
I doubt whether anyone knows who will end up worse, but I think this is a case of ברי ושמא, שמא עדיף.


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1. If you knew that the girls coming out of both schools were slu**, would you just be resigned to it anyway and not find a way out?


One would definitely find a way out (home schooling, as suggested, or moving to another place). But in this case, the choice is purely BINARY. A vote for Trump is a vote for Trump, a vote for anyone else is a vote for Hillary. In places like NY and NJ, the choice isn't even binary, the race isn't even close to being tilted by even a bloc Jewish vote. In other places, either traditional or clear swing states, or even states that look blue, but have a substantial electorate that is similar to ME2, the choice is BINARY.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5571 on: November 07, 2016, 05:27:39 PM »
Persuasion. Hypnosis. Let's see if he has the power to change your mind.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c-sBO6OppAc&sns=tw
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5572 on: November 07, 2016, 05:45:41 PM »
http://www.nj.com/opinion/index.ssf/2016/11/bush_vs_clinton_the_battle_of_the_royal_families_w.html

PLUS- NO HANKY-PANKY AT THE POLLS? The democrats - and the media - insist there is very little vote fraud going on in America for this election because so few people have been charged with it.

That's like saying that almost no one drivers over the speed limit on the Parkway because just a few dozen tickets are given out each day.
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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5573 on: November 07, 2016, 06:04:40 PM »
Can't stop laughing at the posts here.

Merge with poison thread and try again.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5574 on: November 07, 2016, 06:07:18 PM »
RCP no toss up is back to neck and neck with FL back to R

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5575 on: November 07, 2016, 06:09:41 PM »
RCP no toss up is back to neck and neck with FL back to R
He's slumping on 538 though.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5576 on: November 07, 2016, 06:11:32 PM »
How the Political Media's Corruption Destroyed America's Most Crucial Institutions
http://www.dailywire.com/news/10555/how-political-medias-corruption-destroyed-americas-john-nolte

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5577 on: November 07, 2016, 06:14:06 PM »
RCP no toss up is back to neck and neck with FL back to R

I'm really uncomfortable with NV as well. He will need PA to overcome the electoral college if he loses NV and NH.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5578 on: November 07, 2016, 06:17:30 PM »
RCP no toss up is back to neck and neck with FL back to R

PA, MI and NH all in play. Trump has a path to a landslide.

A poll today showed Trump +1 in PA, +2 in MI. Same pollster. For some reason RCP only posted the PA results.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5579 on: November 07, 2016, 07:18:40 PM »