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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769802 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5580 on: November 07, 2016, 07:32:02 PM »
BIg news? Now?


Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5581 on: November 07, 2016, 07:34:01 PM »
Is this where he tells us this was all a joke?
"Not all who wander are lost"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5582 on: November 07, 2016, 07:37:21 PM »
Is this where he tells us this was all a joke?

"I have some big news for y'all... live from New Hampshire it's Saturday Niiiiiiight!!!!"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5583 on: November 07, 2016, 07:38:46 PM »
Is this where he tells us this was all a joke?
:D
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5584 on: November 07, 2016, 07:48:33 PM »
There is no way the election outcome will be on November 8th, hopefully we will know who our president is by January 1st...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5585 on: November 07, 2016, 07:54:31 PM »
There is no way the election outcome will be on November 8th, hopefully we will know who our president is by January 1st...
Nooooooooooo. I can't handle it much longer. Let this nightmare end already. My guess is that at this point, more people would vote to end this election, regardless of who there preferred candidate is.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5586 on: November 07, 2016, 07:55:12 PM »
So, my six year old asked me who I want to win. I told him "Hillary". He asked me why. I told him that Trump is a meshugener, and even though I disagree with Hillary on many many issues, the President can't be a meshugener, it's too dangerous.


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5587 on: November 07, 2016, 07:56:25 PM »
So, my six year old asked me who I want to win. I told him "Hillary". He asked me why. I told him that Trump is a meshugener, and even though I disagree with Hillary on many many issues, the President can't be a meshugener, it's too dangerous.
problem is you have to be meshuga to run for president
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5588 on: November 07, 2016, 07:58:11 PM »
So, my six year old asked me who I want to win. I told him "Hillary". He asked me why. I told him that Trump is a meshugener, and even though I disagree with Hillary on many many issues, the President can't be a meshugener, it's too dangerous.
My 6 year old  daughter wants Hillary because it's a girl.. and my 9 yr old son starts yelling" she's an anti Semite and will go to jail! Under FBI investigation! "


Pooh. I thought that I only have to deal with it here on the DDF..

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5589 on: November 07, 2016, 07:59:42 PM »
So, my six year old asked me who I want to win. I told him "Hillary". He asked me why. I told him that Trump is a meshugener, and even though I disagree with Hillary on many many issues, the President can't be a meshugener, it's too dangerous.
You just set yourself for a problem, if Trump wins, your 6 yr old will see the a meshugener can in fact be president...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5590 on: November 07, 2016, 08:00:12 PM »
My 6 year old  daughter wants Hillary because it's a girl.. and my 9 yr old son starts yelling" she's an anti Semite and will go to jail! Under FBI investigation! "


Pooh. I thought that I only have to deal with it here on the DDF..
lol. At least the kids are getting excited about elections at such a young age, because it is so heated.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5591 on: November 07, 2016, 08:00:58 PM »
You just set yourself for a problem, if Trump wins, your 6 yr old will see the a meshugener can in fact be president...
I checked 538 before, and it gave Hillary a 70/30 to edge, I felt safe.  :P

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5592 on: November 07, 2016, 08:04:52 PM »
There is no way the election outcome will be on November 8th, hopefully we will know who our president is by January 1st...
Probably gonna be Kaine.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5593 on: November 07, 2016, 08:05:13 PM »
Rafi came home from school today telling me I had to vote Trump as Hillary killed someone and belongs in jail :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5594 on: November 07, 2016, 08:05:34 PM »
problem is you have to be meshuga to run for president
Romney was a meshugener?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5595 on: November 07, 2016, 08:06:06 PM »
Rafi came home from school today telling me I had to vote Trump as Hillary killed someone and belongs in jail :P
He's right. Now go ahead!  8)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5597 on: November 07, 2016, 08:07:10 PM »
Trump is so outwardly awful. At least Hillary has tact, good manners and a tad bit of common sense. Can't even show kids half the speeches Trump has given.

And no I'm not voting for her.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5598 on: November 07, 2016, 08:07:45 PM »
Rafi came home from school today telling me I had to vote Trump as Hillary killed someone and belongs in jail :P
Might be time to find a different school.  :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5599 on: November 07, 2016, 08:08:36 PM »
Romney was a meshugener?
That's why he didn't win.  :P
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