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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3832305 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5600 on: November 07, 2016, 08:09:56 PM »
Rafi came home from school today telling me I had to vote Trump as Hillary killed someone and belongs in jail
Sounds like a real blogger to me....

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I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5602 on: November 07, 2016, 08:11:09 PM »
That's why he didn't win.  :P
Can you even imagine how badly Trump would be trailing Obama?
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5603 on: November 07, 2016, 08:16:21 PM »
[Now that Dan brought up Obama...]
Obama campaigning for HRC

Special mention of Dan!

Watch till 1:29  :)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5604 on: November 07, 2016, 08:16:47 PM »
lol. At least the kids are getting excited about elections at such a young age, because it is so heated.
They wanted to know who's better and for whom I'll be voting for....

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5605 on: November 07, 2016, 08:18:57 PM »
They wanted to know who's better and for whom I'll be voting for....
I don't remember caring who my father was gonna vote for till I was in my teens........
The power of Trump

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5606 on: November 07, 2016, 08:20:39 PM »
Rafi came home from school today telling me I had to vote Trump as Hillary killed someone and belongs in jail :P
lol. My kid quoted his friends father, that Hillary is a liar, and Trump never lies.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5607 on: November 07, 2016, 08:21:45 PM »
I don't remember caring who my father was gonna vote for till I was in my teens........
The power of Trump the Internet/media (and possibly the difference between your father's household and yours).
FTFY
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5608 on: November 07, 2016, 08:24:32 PM »
lol. My kid quoted his friends father, that Hillary is a liar, and Trump never lies.
Politics (of any sort, be it general, local, Jewish, or global) is not discussed or mentioned in my house. I hope my kids benefit from that policy.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5609 on: November 07, 2016, 08:24:54 PM »
FTFY
-1. Trump. The internet and media were around 4 years ago too.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5610 on: November 07, 2016, 08:25:37 PM »
Politics (of any sort, be it general, local, Jewish, or global) is not discussed or mentioned in my house. I hope my kids benefit from that policy.
Sounds weird to me.
But to each his own.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5611 on: November 07, 2016, 08:34:56 PM »
Politics (of any sort, be it general, local, Jewish, or global) is not discussed or mentioned in my house. I hope my kids benefit from that policy.
Not sure I agree or not, but my wife works in a large Lakewood girls school. The kids were wearing DT buttons today! - this feels wrong imho. 

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5612 on: November 07, 2016, 08:36:42 PM »
Politics (of any sort, be it general, local, Jewish, or global) is not discussed or mentioned in my house. I hope my kids benefit from that policy.

Do your kids understand and know there is an election going on but it's not discussed in depth or do you not even teach them about elections etc? Also, how old are your kids?


I don't think there is a need to get into things too much with the young ones. But I would teach them about elections and voting etc.
"Not all who wander are lost"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5613 on: November 07, 2016, 08:37:08 PM »
Not sure I agree or not, but my wife works in a large Lakewood girls school. The kids were wearing DT buttons today! - this feels wrong imho.
The school gave out the pins? Is that even legal?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5614 on: November 07, 2016, 08:38:54 PM »
Although we are looking at a likely Hillary win tomorrow, I can't help but wonder why Hillary has never once bothered to reach across the aisle. All her speeches and proposed policies are basically a smack in the face to Conservatives.

Is it that she was afraid that she would lose the Bernie backers, or that she was just overconfident in her winning?

I think many Republicans would have warmed up to her if she had reached out.

Just a thought.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5615 on: November 07, 2016, 08:39:24 PM »
The school gave out the pins? Is that even legal?

I believe a private for-profit school can.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5616 on: November 07, 2016, 08:41:14 PM »

Just spotted this while watching the rally on fox.
Rally is in Manchester NH

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5617 on: November 07, 2016, 08:42:19 PM »
I believe a private for-profit school can.
Aren't they all non for profits?
And they definitely all get Goverment funds.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5618 on: November 07, 2016, 08:42:47 PM »
Although we are looking at a likely Hillary win tomorrow, I can't help but wonder why Hillary has never once bothered to reach across the aisle. All her speeches and proposed policies are basically a smack in the face to Conservatives.

Is it that she was afraid that she would lose the Bernie backers, or that she was just overconfident in her winning?

I think many Republicans would have warmed up to her if she had reached out.

Just a thought.
Very good point.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5619 on: November 07, 2016, 08:46:34 PM »
Not sure I agree or not, but my wife works in a large Lakewood girls school. The kids were wearing DT buttons today! - this feels wrong imho.
Key words.  :P