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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3848247 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5680 on: November 07, 2016, 11:33:17 PM »
@CBC, you changing your mind now?
Nah, I just reposted that. No comment.

If my vote counted I would definitely seek and follow sagely advice though.


Eta, it is fascinating though that this is a whole new perspective, that I don't think anyone really articulated properly yet in this monstrosity of a thread.

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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5681 on: November 07, 2016, 11:35:45 PM »
I'm not saying Trump is a saint, but I'll vote for him because he's the best option.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5682 on: November 07, 2016, 11:36:15 PM »
Surprised these viewpoints haven't been expressed yet.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5683 on: November 07, 2016, 11:38:05 PM »
How about you Freddie? Are you changing yours?

Based on what?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5684 on: November 07, 2016, 11:38:31 PM »


Nah, I just reposted that. No comment.

If my vote counted I would definitely seek and follow sagely advice though.


Eta, it is fascinating though that this is a whole new perspective, that I don't think anyone really articulated properly yet in this monstrosity of a thread.
It has been multiple times in various ways, you just went into cognitive dissonance mode after you read it so you don't remember.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5685 on: November 07, 2016, 11:41:38 PM »
For the first time in my life, I am happy that Frumme yidden (mostly) live in states where their vote doesn't count.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5686 on: November 07, 2016, 11:47:07 PM »


NO! YOU WILL. BECAUSE YOU PUT UP THE ONLY CANDIDATE WHO COULDN'T BEAT A CORRUPT, ZERO CHARISMA LIBERAL.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5687 on: November 07, 2016, 11:47:11 PM »
It has been multiple times in various ways, you just went into cognitive dissonance mode after you read it so you don't remember.
I guess you're right. It goes down better with a vort though

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5688 on: November 07, 2016, 11:48:03 PM »


NO! YOU WILL. BECAUSE YOU PUT UP THE ONLY CANDIDATE WHO COULDN'T BEAT A CORRUPT, ZERO CHARISMA LIBERAL.
K but don't blame him for it. No?

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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5689 on: November 07, 2016, 11:48:21 PM »
Surprised these viewpoints haven't been expressed yet.
lol
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5690 on: November 07, 2016, 11:49:05 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5691 on: November 07, 2016, 11:50:31 PM »
For the first time in my life, I am happy that Frumme yidden (mostly) live in states where their vote doesn't count.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5692 on: November 07, 2016, 11:52:18 PM »
For the first time in my life, I am happy that Frumme yidden (mostly) live in states where their vote doesn't count.
What do you mean? Isn't Cleveland the center of the yiddishe velt? :o

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5693 on: November 07, 2016, 11:59:27 PM »
It has been multiple times in various ways, you just went into cognitive dissonance mode after you read it so you don't remember.
+1

I've said it as well as others.
It goes down better with a vort though
Absolutely does.

If this suddenly sounds like a good arguemnet to you then maybe you should review some of the others and wee which others were blocked out by CD.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2016, 12:03:05 AM by aygart »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5694 on: November 08, 2016, 12:00:23 AM »
BIg news? Now?


In case you were interested, it was that Tom Brady and Bill Belichick endorse him.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5695 on: November 08, 2016, 12:01:24 AM »
In case you were interested, it was that Tom Brady and Bill Belichick endorse him.
Yawn. I {yawn} saw that but it wasn't worht posting yawn
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5696 on: November 08, 2016, 12:03:27 AM »
In case you were interested, it was that Tom Brady and Bill Belichick endorse him.

Yuck, who would want their endorsement?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5697 on: November 08, 2016, 12:04:00 AM »
He didn't even call them patriots. Most obvious joke ever.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5698 on: November 08, 2016, 12:04:25 AM »
Yuck, who would want their endorsement?
You obviously don't live in NH.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5699 on: November 08, 2016, 12:06:47 AM »
In case you were interested, it was that Tom Brady and Bill Belichick endorse him.
Feels pretty deflating...