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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769495 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5700 on: November 08, 2016, 12:06:59 AM »
In case you were interested, it was that Tom Brady and Bill Belichick endorse him.
Wasn't he just saying that he doesn't need celebs?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5701 on: November 08, 2016, 12:08:58 AM »
Feels pretty deflating...
Lol. There's a reason he didn't make that announcement in an arena full of Jets fans.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5702 on: November 08, 2016, 12:32:59 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5703 on: November 08, 2016, 01:53:26 AM »
IS EVERYONE HERE READY FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP?!
yup that was screaming

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5704 on: November 08, 2016, 02:33:02 AM »
You're on death row. Do you choose to be poisoned, shot to death, or abstain from choosing?
Not choosing isn't gonna save your life, bro.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Election 2016 Results Discussion
« Reply #5705 on: November 08, 2016, 05:52:12 AM »
Trump is ahead in NH after polls close in 3 towns.

http://www.nbcnews.com/card/dixville-notch-goes-clinton-4-2-vote-n679431
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5706 on: November 08, 2016, 06:01:37 AM »
Let the voting begin.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5707 on: November 08, 2016, 06:47:29 AM »
Voted. Literally followed by a hot shower and a mikvah.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5708 on: November 08, 2016, 06:58:18 AM »
Voted. Literally followed by a hot shower and a mikvah.
I would also if I voted for that scumbag Hillary.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5709 on: November 08, 2016, 07:38:02 AM »
Voted. Literally followed by a hot shower and a mikvah.
Did you happen to meet the president there ? :)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5710 on: November 08, 2016, 07:38:08 AM »
Whoever feels helpless today raise ur hand
#TYH

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5711 on: November 08, 2016, 07:45:31 AM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5712 on: November 08, 2016, 08:07:15 AM »
Did you happen to meet the president there ? :)
No, Trump only walks into women's locker rooms unannounced. Source: Donald Trump.


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5713 on: November 08, 2016, 08:39:47 AM »
I am feeling so sad...  :'(

It looks like this is over.  :'(
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5714 on: November 08, 2016, 08:43:25 AM »
I am feeling so sad...  :'(

It looks like this is over.  :'(
Hashem Melech, Hashem Maluch, Hashem Yemloch l'olam vaed
No need to be sad. The two clowns are just puppets.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5715 on: November 08, 2016, 08:51:28 AM »
Hashem Melech, Hashem Maluch, Hashem Yemloch l'olam vaed
No need to be sad. The two clowns are just puppets.
+10000000000000
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5716 on: November 08, 2016, 08:57:36 AM »
Hashem Melech, Hashem Maluch, Hashem Yemloch l'olam vaed
No need to be sad. The two clowns are just puppets.
Bingo.
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Re: Election 2016 Results Discussion
« Reply #5717 on: November 08, 2016, 09:00:09 AM »
LOL
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5718 on: November 08, 2016, 09:11:20 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5719 on: November 08, 2016, 09:19:16 AM »
America is in labour now
In 24 hours we shall know if it's a boy or girl

Then we'll all have post-partum depression!