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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3823878 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5760 on: November 08, 2016, 11:38:44 AM »
Looks like lots of vote "wasting" among my friends,

Talk about voting for an incompetent lunatic
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5761 on: November 08, 2016, 11:40:07 AM »
You voted for a lunatic. Don't blame me for not being willing to roll the dice on a lunatic despite despising his opponent's policies.
And BH that Obama has been gridlocked since 2010. But had Rubio been up there now the Rs would easily sweep the house, senate, and presidency and be able to make some real changes.
מוז מען זאגן, אז רובא דרובא פירט דער אויבערשטער די וועלט
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5762 on: November 08, 2016, 11:40:31 AM »
You voted for a lunatic. Don't blame me for not being willing to roll the dice on a lunatic despite despising his opponent's policies.
And BH that Obama has been gridlocked since 2010. But had Rubio been up there now the Rs would easily sweep the house, senate, and presidency and be able to make some real changes.

If Rubio and Cruz would have consolidated early on, one of them would have received the nomination. Instead, they broke up the MAJORITY vote, causing Trump to win by default.

How fast we forget...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5763 on: November 08, 2016, 11:41:55 AM »
Not sure if this is a repost, but this is a poignant clip from the Rebbe about the choice to make in an election:

bit.ly/RebbeonElections

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5764 on: November 08, 2016, 11:42:23 AM »
Looks like lots of vote "wasting" among my friends,

Voting Gary Johnson is pretty pathetic also

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5765 on: November 08, 2016, 11:42:43 AM »
America is in labour now
In 24 hours we shall know if it's a boy or girl

Then we'll all have post-partum depression!
The ultrasound showed a girl
once in a million it could make a mistake though

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5766 on: November 08, 2016, 11:44:35 AM »
מוז מען זאגן, אז רובא דרובא פירט דער אויבערשטער די וועלט

I'm not sure what these comments point out or achieve. Yes, G-D runs the world. Yes, G-D gives people choices. Yes, people make the WRONG choices. Yes, entire nations have been destroyed due to these wrong choices.

So again, what is your point? Are you trying to comfort those who feel hopeless? Those who are afraid that Trump/Hillary might destroy the country?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5767 on: November 08, 2016, 11:49:53 AM »
In the booth.
No lines.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5768 on: November 08, 2016, 11:50:18 AM »
Not sure if this is a repost, but this is a poignant clip from the Rebbe about the choice to make in an election:

bit.ly/RebbeonElections
Quick summary?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5769 on: November 08, 2016, 12:00:06 PM »
Quick summary?

It's less than 2 minutes!


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5770 on: November 08, 2016, 12:00:27 PM »
Quick summary?
It's a soundcloud of 1 minute and 46 seconds, basically The Rebbe says that at first you have to vote for Hashem, and then vote for the candidate that is best for the Shulchan Aruch, Yiddishkeit and Torah Umitzvos and the rest is unimportant

P.S. I didn't hear/understand everything so my interpretation might be off
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5771 on: November 08, 2016, 12:06:12 PM »
Quick summary?

The way I understood it, the Rebbe quoted the possuk ויהיו נא אמרינו לרצון לפני אדון כל, which we say during Atoh Horeisa on Simchas Torah, and said that no matter what, the main quality an individual running for office should have is that no matter what he preaches, whether to Jews or to Gentiles, it should be לרצון לפני אדון כל. (i.e. that it should be guided by G-D's will and align with the Shulchan Aruch etc.).

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5772 on: November 08, 2016, 12:08:50 PM »
The way I understood it, the Rebbe quoted the possuk ויהיו נא אמרינו לרצון לפני אדון כל, which we say during Atoh Horeisa on Simchas Torah, and said that no matter what, the main quality an individual running for office should have is that no matter what he preaches, whether to Jews or to Gentiles, it should be לרצון לפני אדון כל. (i.e. that it should be guided by G-D's will and align with the Shulchan Aruch etc.).

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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5773 on: November 08, 2016, 12:09:08 PM »
I am still undecided, but will vote DJT upon the recommendation of Rav Kamenetsky, as seen on Matzav, but I confirmed that this is his position  as well.
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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5774 on: November 08, 2016, 12:10:46 PM »
I am still undecided, but will vote DJT upon the recommendation of Rav Kamenetsky, as seen on Matzav, but I confirmed that this is his position  as well.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5775 on: November 08, 2016, 12:13:19 PM »
Quick summary?
A yid should choose one thing - אנא נסיב מלכא!

In this spirit I would like to propose that we start a shiur in the Rebbe's ma'amar ביום עשתי עשר יום which discusses the topic of אנא נסיב מלכא.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5776 on: November 08, 2016, 12:16:08 PM »
In the booth.
No lines.
Let's hear it...
What happened in there..?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5777 on: November 08, 2016, 12:20:29 PM »
A yid should choose one thing - אנא נסיב מלכא!

In this spirit I would like to propose that we start a shiur in the Rebbe's ma'amar ביום עשתי עשר יום which discusses the topic of אנא נסיב מלכא.
One of my favorite maamorim.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5778 on: November 08, 2016, 12:21:01 PM »
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