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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3859320 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5820 on: November 08, 2016, 03:13:30 PM »
To put this in perspective, if this were a game of chess, Clinton has a king, two knights and a rook, and Trump has a king and a pawn halfway across the board.

Check mate.
FTFY or to put in another way "stick a fork in him".
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5821 on: November 08, 2016, 03:22:23 PM »
I don't sin, I give myself opportunities to repent.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5822 on: November 08, 2016, 03:43:46 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/04/politics/latinos-voter-turnout-early-voting-2016-election/

"Florida
At this point in 2008, 260,263 Latino voters, or 9.6% of the electorate, voted early. So far in 2016, that number has grown to 596,146, or 14.1% of all early ballots cast."

Great way to cherry pick

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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5823 on: November 08, 2016, 03:45:54 PM »
Satmar, and skver are voting for Hillary.
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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5824 on: November 08, 2016, 03:53:51 PM »
Satmar, and skver are voting for Hillary.
very simple if you know why

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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5825 on: November 08, 2016, 03:57:01 PM »
Voted for trump. reason  is  #hillaryforprison. The clinton corruption simply boggles my mind
#TYH

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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5826 on: November 08, 2016, 04:01:35 PM »
Satmar, and skver are voting for Hillary.
From where are you taking this?

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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5827 on: November 08, 2016, 04:10:12 PM »
Satmar, and skver are voting for Hillary.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5828 on: November 08, 2016, 04:17:07 PM »

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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5829 on: November 08, 2016, 04:27:03 PM »
I heard Bush senior and mama bush and jeb are voting for her too...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5830 on: November 08, 2016, 04:29:26 PM »
http://www.slate.com/votecastr_election_day_turnout_tracker.html

Clinton's leading in all the swing states.
Hadn't seen this before, interesting experiment. But it presupposes that they know the voter breakdown in any particular county or district, in which case they could have made their projections yesterday. I guess we'll see how accurate it is.

Also:

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This, as you may have heard, is controversial. It will break a decadeslong journalistic tradition whereby media outlets obey a self-imposed embargo on voting information under the unproven theory that it might depress turnout on Election Day.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5831 on: November 08, 2016, 04:33:07 PM »
Again a liberal media outlet trying to rig the election.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5832 on: November 08, 2016, 04:41:21 PM »
Trump won on DDF and KolMevaser
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5833 on: November 08, 2016, 04:42:08 PM »
http://www.slate.com/votecastr_election_day_turnout_tracker.html

Clinton's leading in all the swing states.

It's only an experiment.
It might be useful for future elections.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5834 on: November 08, 2016, 04:43:54 PM »
http://www.slate.com/votecastr_election_day_turnout_tracker.html

Clinton's leading in all the swing states.


In addition to considering that Dems always had an advantage in early voting which means that the Rs are almost always behind at first.

Also this:
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5835 on: November 08, 2016, 04:49:11 PM »
Yikes! "Far from over." He must have some bad info.

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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5836 on: November 08, 2016, 04:50:22 PM »
I heard Bush senior and mama bush and jeb are voting for her too...
#draintheswamp
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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5837 on: November 08, 2016, 05:18:09 PM »
very simple if you know why
because Ivanka went to the rebbes ohel, we know what satmar thinks about lubavitch!

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Re: Election 2016 Results Discussion
« Reply #5838 on: November 08, 2016, 05:24:02 PM »
Ok, exit polls are stupid. 63% say the country is headed in the wrong direction but only 38% say they want change. Assuming 100% overlap, 25% apparently think going in the wrong direction is a GOOD thing.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5839 on: November 08, 2016, 05:26:53 PM »
Still seems unreal that the Ds put up their weakest candidate in years and the Rs countered with an even weaker one.

Those who voted for Trump earlier this year at 100% at fault for the R loss that's around the corner.

I'm won't be disappointed. If Trump fails, he fails, but it won't make me regret not putting up some vegetable lasagna instead. Even if we end up with Prune Juice.
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.