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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3860975 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6020 on: November 08, 2016, 10:00:07 PM »
Quote from: shulem92 on November 08, 2016, 09:55:17 PM
They're all in NY, AFAIK its illegal to buy them in NY

As if legalities ever stopped HRC ;)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6021 on: November 08, 2016, 10:00:31 PM »
NYT 63% Trump
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6022 on: November 08, 2016, 10:01:52 PM »
Quote from: Baruch on November 08, 2016, 10:00:31 PM
NYT 63% Trump

Just pinched myself to make sure..
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6023 on: November 08, 2016, 10:01:55 PM »

Quote from: TimT on November 08, 2016, 09:57:34 PM
Just make a donation to you-know-which foundation & it's all yours :)
ALOL
But you better do it fast before the foundation head is imprisoned.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6024 on: November 08, 2016, 10:01:55 PM »
IA, NV too close to call.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6025 on: November 08, 2016, 10:02:02 PM »
Trump just hit half the electoral votes according to CNN
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6026 on: November 08, 2016, 10:02:43 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6027 on: November 08, 2016, 10:03:45 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on November 08, 2016, 10:02:43 PM
66% now!
Which puts him in the "leaning" category
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6028 on: November 08, 2016, 10:05:01 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6029 on: November 08, 2016, 10:05:17 PM »
68%

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6030 on: November 08, 2016, 10:05:24 PM »
Seems like all the news anchors are trying to hold back their astonishment.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6031 on: November 08, 2016, 10:06:14 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6032 on: November 08, 2016, 10:06:27 PM »
assuming trump wins fl and oh how many more battlegrounds does he need
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6033 on: November 08, 2016, 10:08:39 PM »
NYT up to 73%....
Astonishing
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6034 on: November 08, 2016, 10:08:50 PM »
Betting markets

Trump 70%
Clinton 30%
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6035 on: November 08, 2016, 10:10:00 PM »
NYT 73% Trump
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6036 on: November 08, 2016, 10:10:21 PM »
ונהפוך הוא remember when Clinton was at 73% in the beginning of the night?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6037 on: November 08, 2016, 10:10:36 PM »
This from CNN:
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Larry Sabato, Political Scientist and Director of University of Virginia's Center for Politics, emails:

“Wow, huh? Even if Clinton manages to pull this out, it’s a debacle on the order of Dewey Defeats Truman. And the difference is, there were hardly any polls back in 1948 and we have hundreds of surveys now.

“It’s obvious that rural white turnout is through the roof. But why didn’t likely voter screens catch this?

“I’m sure you saw the Clinton tracks (polls). They were wrong in quite a few states. And if the exit poll numbers I saw in the late wave were all real, then the exit poll was wrong too.

“Calling it another Brexit doesn’t even begin to explain it. Our electorate is 30% minority and on Brexit day, the UK electorate was only 6%.

My emphasis added. This is exactly what John Mauldin was saying when talking about ME2.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6038 on: November 08, 2016, 10:10:44 PM »
I wonder how accurate these NYT numbers are but the higher they go the less it matters
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6039 on: November 08, 2016, 10:11:27 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on November 08, 2016, 10:10:44 PM
I wonder how accurate these NYT numbers are but the higher they go the less it matters
Electoral college is still pretty close though
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