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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3859709 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6041 on: November 08, 2016, 10:11:59 PM »
I wonder how accurate these NYT numbers are but the higher they go the less it matters
With NYT, I always suspect a conspiracy... ::)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6042 on: November 08, 2016, 10:12:05 PM »
I seem to recall that somewhere I hypothesized that Brexit was a precursor to a Trump win.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6043 on: November 08, 2016, 10:12:28 PM »
77%!!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6044 on: November 08, 2016, 10:13:36 PM »
77% trump

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6045 on: November 08, 2016, 10:13:44 PM »
Dan was right. Landslide. For Trump.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6046 on: November 08, 2016, 10:13:53 PM »
Electoral college is still pretty close though

The NYT 73% (what now it's 77%! as I'm typing) projection is for who will win the election, which takes the EV into account.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6047 on: November 08, 2016, 10:14:51 PM »
The NYT 73% (what now it's 77%! as I'm typing) projection is for who will win the election, which takes the EV into account.
Correct. I just can't figure out how he's still at 77% when it keeps flipping barely crossing 270

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6048 on: November 08, 2016, 10:15:09 PM »
Dan was right. Landslide. For Trump.
Lol.
Man plans and Gd laughs.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6049 on: November 08, 2016, 10:16:21 PM »
79%

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6050 on: November 08, 2016, 10:17:03 PM »
so we all quoted the NYT, anyone know how accurate they are?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6051 on: November 08, 2016, 10:17:09 PM »
It looks like people couldn't stand HRC more than they couldn't stand DJT

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6052 on: November 08, 2016, 10:18:01 PM »
so we all quoted the NYT, anyone know how accurate they are?

I think once it hits 85-90% it can't be wrong
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6053 on: November 08, 2016, 10:18:25 PM »
Everyone relax nobody talked about NYT until now....

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6054 on: November 08, 2016, 10:19:34 PM »
I laugh thinking what is going on in Hillary's room right now. I could just imagine her yelling at everybody 'why aren't we up by 50 points right now'

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6055 on: November 08, 2016, 10:20:00 PM »
What do you think Clinton is doing now? smashing dishes?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6056 on: November 08, 2016, 10:20:12 PM »
Everyone relax nobody talked about NYT until now....

The more votes that are counted the more accurate it gets.
The betting markets are predicting Trump too.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6057 on: November 08, 2016, 10:20:53 PM »
Correct. I just can't figure out how he's still at 77% when it keeps flipping barely crossing 270
Nate Silver still has 60% chance for HRC to be President with MI too close to call.Go figure.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6058 on: November 08, 2016, 10:21:19 PM »
538 giving Republicans 80 prevent chance to keep senate

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6059 on: November 08, 2016, 10:21:33 PM »
What do you think Clinton is doing now? smashing dishes?
Question is about Bill. Is he with Monica?
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