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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3859554 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6060 on: November 08, 2016, 10:21:40 PM »
When I see the "80" on that dial, I feel like I'm looking at my speedometer, and worrying if there's a cop lurking in the median: Going well, but who knows what can happen... ::)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6061 on: November 08, 2016, 10:21:44 PM »
I laugh thinking what is going on in Hillary's room right now. I could just imagine her yelling at everybody 'why aren't we up by 50 points right now'
Great minds think alike ;)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6062 on: November 08, 2016, 10:22:05 PM »
Nate Silver still has 60% chance for HRC to be President with MI too close to call.Go figure.
They are Being very cautious

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6063 on: November 08, 2016, 10:22:19 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6064 on: November 08, 2016, 10:22:27 PM »
Stock market is down... That's what an upset will do

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6065 on: November 08, 2016, 10:23:06 PM »
Question is about Bill. Is he with Monica?
haha ;D ;D ;D

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6066 on: November 08, 2016, 10:23:21 PM »
Stock market is down... That's what an upset will do
Expect it to get worse if he wins.
"Not all who wander are lost"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6067 on: November 08, 2016, 10:23:37 PM »
Stock market is down... That's what an upset will do
Great time to invest. Its all knee jerk. Brexit was the end of the world also wasnt it.... :P

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6068 on: November 08, 2016, 10:23:38 PM »
Expect it to get worse if he wins.
Invest in gold
Someone get the stock thread active...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6069 on: November 08, 2016, 10:24:42 PM »
They are Being very cautious
51/48 now

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6070 on: November 08, 2016, 10:24:44 PM »
So how do I buy gold now?
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6071 on: November 08, 2016, 10:24:55 PM »
82% NYT

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6072 on: November 08, 2016, 10:25:08 PM »
Nate Silver still has 60% chance for HRC to be President with MI too close to call.Go figure.

That is only for called States. It is counting MI as 50/50 - reality is much less than 60%

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6073 on: November 08, 2016, 10:25:24 PM »
So how do I buy gold now?
Find one of those shady stores...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6074 on: November 08, 2016, 10:25:35 PM »
Stock market is down... That's what an upset uncertainty will do

FTFY.

Sure glad I pulled out of some positions yesterday. I was saying all along that this is asymmetrical. The reaction to a Trump win would be much more dramatic than a Clinton win.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6075 on: November 08, 2016, 10:25:38 PM »
51/48 now
Yup just coming to post....

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6076 on: November 08, 2016, 10:25:48 PM »
Question is about Bill. Is he with Monica?
If HRC loses she has nothing left to live for. She can divorce Bill tomorrow, no need for him anymore. Theyre so pathetic

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6078 on: November 08, 2016, 10:26:29 PM »
So how do I buy gold now?
I will sell you some at tomorrow's prices. ;)
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #6079 on: November 08, 2016, 10:26:42 PM »
Ohio for Trump (Fox)